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this thread is for helping other robots with their future situation i.e robots that havent given up and are working towards concrete goals.

>ask questions
>give advice(advice you can argue for, opinions are useless.
>try to be nice, no one can enforce this but try to not act like a child
>racebaiting,classbaiting or any other form of bait is deterimental to /r9k/ and doesnt get us anywhere.

my plan for the next years

>get bachelors in philosophy at university
>get my highschool gradesup while doing so
>go for cyberteknikk and robotic phd. afterwards
should i do it or is philosophy studies useless?
do you think having a masters when you are 28 matters?

this is mostly paid for by the state as I'm a yuropoor. any advice is welcome btw.
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Happy 18th birthday Chad! I hope you're ready for mommy's present. Oh wow! You certainly aren't gonna disappoint me like your older brother Anon did
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We can rebuild you, robots. We have the technology. Better, stronger, faster.

You only lack the light to show you the way. Let's fix that.
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How can I ask my bf if he wants to move in together?

I really want to see him more and I feel bad that he has to drive so far to see me. Do I need to take him out for dinner or is that over the top? Can I just ask after a fuck?

My flat right now is too small, so we'd have to look for a new place together.

Stories of how you asked a partner to move in would help
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>>37849093
you could just ask and talk to him about it...
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>>37849093
doesn't need to be a big thing
when you're together just bring it up. say that you feel like you want to make things more serious and ask if he wants to find a place together.

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At what point into the lifting do I start to notice the gf gains?
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the moment you stop relying on it and try some direct, cool approaches. people like interesting people, lifting weights helps your physique and mind but the gym is not a wishing well
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>>37849008
when you look like your pic in real life.
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>>37849068
this, lifting doesn't do anything unless you sharpen your social skills as well.

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You know what our problem is guys? I finally fucking realized after all these years. We are Idealists. We idealize women and think of them as some pure maidens. I work at grocery shop, and when I compare things that women buy and men buy, its nearly the same things. Its a hard job but it was eye opening at least. I realized women are literally slightly advantaged men with breasts. Thats literally it and it compensates itself by menstruation. Sorry for rant, but I think you guys deserve to know that women are not worth it. Dont live for women, dont go looking for women. Do what you enjoy, dont think about bullshit and live your life for yourselves guys
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No one ever asks me if I have a girlfriend. I think I'm going to make it, guys. Just 8 more years until wizardom.
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>>37849031
when you think about it, do we really need one anyway? Ive been alright living completely alone for 19 years. I think I can manage another 40 or so
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>>37849061
That's fine but you don't want to die alone, rotting in an apartment for a few weeks, only being discovered because someone complained about the smell.

So even if you don't want a girlfriend, find some family or friends to stick by.

"Will i ever have an orginal comment?"
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Can someone give me a solid definition of the thousand cock stare? From what I've heard it's like having PTSD from taking a bunch of cocks.
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>>37848866
you know how you may get when you spend days and days playing games and staying indoors and not sleeping well ect.

it's sort of like that but it....I can't think anymore

I can't do memes, I'm so fucking depressed right now
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>>37848866
It's not real.

/thread

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I once asked a friend to buy me a pair of frilly boxers.
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>Woman bees nice to me
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pepe caca
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> traveled to London
> wasn't killed by suicide bomber
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>>37848649
>2017
>Not realizing that only people who want to live get killed
>And that people who want to die live until they're 80
Life is hell. You can't even take a dangerous career like some sort of suicidal anime character, since life will just circumvent the rules and make you suffer paralyzing injuries without killing you.
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>>37848649
War with a roadman. Get skenged
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>walk across London Bridge twice a week at 11pm, which was the time of the bridge attack
>if the attackers decided on it a day earlier I would probrably have seen it happen in front of me
>tfw still alive when successful, happy, handsome men are now dead
Fate is inexorable

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I feel so fucking bad all the fucking time. Fuck this goddamn reality
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I'm going to off myself. Can't get a gun where I live so I'm going with a rope. Does the material matter and is 10 meters enough? I can get one for 5 bucks that is 10 meters and made out of polypropylene
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people do it with their shoe strings
don't overthink it, faggot
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it should be good, i killed myself last year and it seemed to hold up fine
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>>37848610
I don't want to fuck it up

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>tfw no BPD gf

steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/

kill me
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>>37848574
Would you settle for a tranny with ASPD?
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>>37848617
not sureabout that
dont mute me


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