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I lwarn guitar only to play one song everytime I sit at a campfire with my friends.
>It's the Metro 2033 main menu song

I love music and if he can play an instrument then i love him as well

>>38361172
Yeah.
I, personally, am learning an instrument so i can pass the time playing and writing music i like.
No writing yet, but i'm slowly learning songs

>>38361167
Poison his food so he either dies or has to go through very bad pain


Or wait till he gets a car and then cut his brakes

Put hair removal cream in his shampoo

Put cp on his computer if he has one

Burn down a house while he's asleep then put gasoline on him then blame the fire on him

>>38361219
1. I can get caught and put in jail
2. he's 12
3. any good brands for hair removal cream
4. we share a computer
5. thats actually kinda good but i dont wanna get put into jail

>>38361354
just fucking slap him dude, I guarantee he's gonna stop once you do it once
he's autistic, not retarded

my friend beat up his little brother all the time
one day he stuck gum on his hair and they had to shave it all off

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Pic of backstory

Good luck, Ausanon.

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"It's for your own good, Champ. Remember to greet your grandparents with a formal bow and firm handshakes."

Of course not! Begin with little things, and keep a schedule. Make your bed every morning. Organize your clothes and books. Exercise regularly. If you can, look for a better job or education. See a therapist if you need to. These days, 28 is still young. Just get out there!

>>38360969
There's no harm in trying
Oregami

>>38360969
Depends on your goals. You won't net a virgin girl who loves you, but you may find a nice single mother you can be a beta provider for...

>>38360956
im about to go to sleep so im not going to watch the video but i do hate her and others like her since she and other alt-right girls are just political versions of gamer girls and are nothing more than vapid whores repeating other peoples opinions

>>38360956
this isn't fucking /pol/ faggot

She's so sexy, and a nazi

Im in love

>>38360928
Wait, really? That was your best. Oh...oh no.

>normies embrace pepe
>no love for wojak
Thank god

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>>38360962
What? you think you can do better? Post screen shots of your shitty ass roastie convos then

>>38360880
the essence of communism is attempting to ensure everyone alive has means to humanely live. As long as welfare exists, and anyone can get on welfare, communism has no need to exist.

Though people may argue simply being on welfare and the systems arisen due to the current systems create less than ideal human/humane modes of existence.

>>38360880
Shut up you stupid NEET

marx was a filthy hobo jew who never worked in a day in his life
ironic that his ideologies should be used to put tens of millions of people into work camps and eventual death

>>38360854
>japs
it's jews you retard

>>38360854
They are screwing themselves over too with low birth rates. I highly doubt it's intentional.

Tinder/the massive gap between rich and poor are much more likely causes.

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Haha like you could live in a world without tentacles raping catgirls you fucking degenerate

>>38360851
Literally everytime communism has been tried it's failed fuck off

>>38360892
Comrade please refrain from arguing with a Russian such as myself, lest you wake up in bed with a bear for a dick

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>>38360851
>Comrade puppo
> IMG_3116.jpg
Embarrassing, just stop.

>>38360848
when you include the greentext arrows in your post it makes it much harder for me to format because I can't just quote your entire post - and there's also no need for numbers if you are going to use the arrows, just choose one

Anyways can you post again without quoting all the questions

>>38360848
Im pretty sure the fags are just a really loud minority.

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>>38360848
>>1. Are you sexually interested in men? YES
>>2. Are you interested in traps? NO
>>3. Are you interested in transsexuals? NO
>>4. Do you post in gay threads? RARELY SINCE THEY USUALLY REVOLVE AROUND TRAPS/TRANNIES
>>5. Have you ever posted a picture of your cock on 4chan? YEA
>>6. Do you visit /lgbt/? NO
>>7. Do you want to be a girl? NO

hth

>>38360842
>associating with females who believe in starshit


Laughing my ass off POG

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It means she's a normie op.

>>38360860
shes pretty cute desu.

>>38360879
aren't all girls normies?

I don't understand why Washington and Oregon, and Maine and New Hampshire, respectively, are on such different tiers.

Maine and New Hampshire are a lot alike. So are Washington and Oregon.

Why is Louisiana so great and West Virginia so awful?

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>>38360857
I thought the exact same thing.

Good list, but all four of those mentioned states should be close together in high tiers.

I'm from Oregon and the only bad spots here are north Portland and Eugene. Other than that, the state is paradise

He's probably balls deep inside of her right now, sweaty and moaning and begging her to take it in the ass.

If he's not thinking about you, why think about him?

Forget about him. There are better dudes out there. Dime a dozen.

You gotta move on, op. You know it. Unrequited love hurts but it's self-destructive. He's not going to turn around one day and love you. Would you waste potentially years of your life on the sidelines hoping you get a shot one day? Moreover, is it even moral to advocate two people who like each other to break up? Probably not. He's off the market, and you need to move on for your own well-being.
also if this is some clever bait, just know that I hate you for it

>>38360726
I doubt this person is even a 2/10 trust me

Wake up sheepiepoo

>>38360567

Well she has a high self.steem to be honest.

>>38360567
d-did she just call herself an alpha female? huge red flag.

she's probably the annoying kind of chick that bosses others around to prove she's tough and independent.

>>38360567
>not looking for friends on E Harmony

Get with it betas

Funny. My oneitis has all of those traits. And I think she wants my dick, now.

Good body
Good face
Good fuck

>a mammoth penis