Name a more robot approved eating establishment than Chuck E Cheese.
Literally impossible
Subway has QUALIFIED SANDWICH ARTISTS tho.
>>34958206
el pollo loco
I mean, they literally have robots so
>girl I had big crush on is coming out as trans
>Still no response or notice from "him" after months
What the fuck
>>34958190
I'm coming out as trans too hopefully I will look qt. then maybe we can go out.
>>34958190
I talked to a trans online and now I'm worried if she stops taking those meds I'll be a gay
>>34958207
She's F to M... After weeks this has fucked with my mind
Why do liberal, tolerant women virgin shame so much?
>>34958101
Because they don't have any actual arguments
>>34958101
Ad hominem is always easier than enaging in constructive debate.
>>34958101
Because it's shameful to be a male virgin. It means no girl has judged you worthy to fuck her pussy
I am 23 yo khv. I am in 4th grade at university. I havent speak with anyone yet in my university. I live in 5th Avenue of my country. It is the street where all the international brands have their shopping places to sell rich people their shit. I live with my family. I am not super rich but our family income is above average of my country.
I have no friends to call. It's a sunny saturday. I went to the street. It was full of people having fun. I think maybe i can talk with a girl to have coffe. I saw a girl who stared at me. But i couldnt talk with her. I couldnt walk to her and say hi. It isnt just about girls, there were guys playing football i wanted to join them but i couldnt.
I am spending all of my time in front of my computer. Shit i have nobody to say hi. There were months i didnt talk with anyone.
What is the least painful way to commit suicide?
>>34957919
4th grade or 4th year? what the hell they teach you at this school lel
>>34957938
4th year i suppose. I think both of them are the same thing. I am studying political science.
Why don't you find a website that's in your language? I fucking hate foreigners.
>be at mcdonalds
>qt at counter smiles at me and touches my hand when I take the receipt
Wassup /r9k/, Chad here AMA
>>34957882
Here ask me anything
Ignore OP.
>>34957882
>go to taco bell an hour before closing
>order a large drink, nothing else
>start counting out change
>girl hands me a cup and says
"just take it"
Well hello there my fellow Chad.
>>34958002
I had this happen to me at mcdonalds once over a mcdouble at like 11pm
>post a lot of anime girls
>don't even watch anime
>>don't even watch anime
REEEEEEEEEEEEE why are you even here, normo?
>fap to Jerk off instructional video
>don't follow a single instruction
>>34957875
fuck off my board normie bitch
>tfw havent fapped in 10 days
>have tons of porn to watch
>but too lazy to get around to doing it
will prolly jizz like 10 feet across the room once i do finally fap tho and it will feel incredible
>>34957779
Showed laifjs
X ieisnxbasm
C fox
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>>34957779
How hard can it possibly be just to open the damn file and unzip your pants
You got issues OP, serious issues
>>34957813
Intelligent post you uneducated shithead, did your cat type it or something?
>gave myself a facial again
>look in mirror
>cum dripping from my chin
>look my self in the eye
>what have you become
>>34957777
At least you got quads. Now stop being a faggot.
>>34957777
my sides, you faggot
tbqh id suck my own dick and cum in my mouth if i could
>yfw when some KHHV claims that women "don't enjoy sex"
Honestly one of the most omega things a man can say.
>>34957589
your mother certainly enjoys it when i stick it in her pooper
>>34957589
they don't enjoy sex with him, so technically he's right
>>34957589
if you care about making women feel good you are a low test faggot and the definition of a beta
WHAT DO. today after all my classes were over I did my routine fap,and well I really didn't get anything out of
It,it didn't feel good or anything,It wasn't very fun. What does this mean??
>What does this mean??
You masturbate too much.
>>34957567
Damn dude, take a break for a week or something
>>34957567
you weren't focused
de-stress, listen to music next time, or take a break
>almost 8am
>have my morning fap
>am already drinking
>will be completely smashed before 10am
Is there anything better than drinking and masturbating whenever you feel like?
>Is there anything better than drinking and masturbating whenever you feel like?
Yes. Actually having a life.
Yes, having a fully functional and productive life
But, since i'm not having that i'll stick with binging on masturbation
>>34957456
I went for a 22km run before breakfast today, that was pretty good.
>walking to class on campus with headphones in like usual
>listening to the Beatles
>suddenly ipod dies
>welp, guess I'll just have to walk without music this time
>take off headphones
>overhear a bunch of dudes talking
>"eeyyy brah fukin cray party last niight brah fuckin fuk fuk shit brah fuk"
>"fukin i was fukin jessica's fukin PUSSY brah fukin in her fukin PUSS PUSS fukin fuk shit brah bruh fukin that fukin pussy in her fukin pussy"
>"the fukin WEED breh fukin WEED"
>"fukin anal fukin inside of chelsea's ASSHOLE the fukin in her fukin shit chute fukin my dick fukin wrapped in her fukin shit hole i fukin took a sniff fukin fukn that shit"
>"the fukin WEED"
>"PUSSY!"
Jesus Christ I will never leave my dorm without a fully charged ipod again.
I love how normies consider us retarded when they can't even speak their first language right.
Kek, the weed must've fried their fucking brains. Too much pussy also must've reduced their rational thought to nothingness.
>>34957465
Stop falling for fake greentext and your retard level drops sharply.
>Go in your bedroom
>See this
What's next?
>>34957316
YO SENPAI IS THAT A GLOCK
>>34957330
That's a famas you dumbass
>>34957352
>its a famas
>get message from old friend from school
>it's about some sort of online business
anyways, he's holding some sort of event for his idea, should I go there since I've got nothing to do
>>34957255
no, he wants your money
>>34957255
Same thing happened to me once, when I got to his place he had some guy there trying to talk me into joining a pyramid game, but hey, you can always check it out.
>>34957255
Let's be honest OP, if his idea was really that good, he wouldn't begging his friends for money
I've been cursed by the evil dogger image macro, but the thread closed before I could reply "go away evil dogger"
What's going to happen to me?
what do I do bros? Fuck.
>>34957214
Oh... I will miss you, OP. You will not be forgotten.
>>34957338
What the fuck do you mean you'll miss me?!
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME!??!
>>34957405
Dickrot is one of the symptoms