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how often do you guys think about suicide? How many of you have tried it (unsuccessfully obviously) or plan on doing it in the near future? and If so what happened/ how will you do it?
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Every day, but the thoughts are getting better. I've regressed from acceptance and being held back only by family to the "bargaining" stage where I'll set dates and such to keep myself comfortable.
Right now I have something planned and if it doesn't pan out, and nothing else pops up in the near future, I might do it.
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>>35343956
every. fucking. sencond.
i mean, the whole idea about how to do it being such a pussy is not developed at all, but i know i'll eventually do it someday.
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Kinda waiting for my mom to die.
Then I'll buy a shotgun and end it
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Anyone try getting sex from Craigslist before? How was it?
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I tried it a year ago. Never again.
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>>35343757
What happened? Was it a bad experience?
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>>35343676
everyone in my area is gros
why anyone would hook up with them is beyond me
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Any good sad songs that you guys recommend?
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Aimee Mann - Save Me
Cliche, but it's a classic for a reason.
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>>35343583
You are my sunshine - Johnny Cash
Middle Distance Runner- Sea Wolf
Putting the Dog to Sleep - The Antlers
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>>35343583
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLP-URFgQo
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So did you guys already talk to a recruiter yet?
The benefits are amazing and it's practically just like neet life if it's a non combat role.
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>>35343541
I won't fall for your trap, jew.
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>>35343568
What trap? the military can fix you
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How likely are you to enlist in a combat role? Really want to apply for 0311
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Tell me about the best orgasm of your life, /r9k/.
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>>35343479
I think I edged for a couple of hours and it made me squeak and whimper into my pillow
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>>35343479
the very first orgasm i had was the best
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I jacked off to a morrowind nude mod
Kind of ruined the game for me in retrospect
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God fucking dammit I just wanted to play Zelda, I bought a Switch for this shit and (((they))) had to go fuck it up with sissyboi trap psyops bullshit.
Why does is society is trying to indoctrinate men into becoming the sissies? I'm shaking with rage and I already cried once about this fucking shit.
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/zeldagen/ I guess too...
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>>35343373
the Japanese have always known that pretty blonde boys are for crossdressing
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Zelda is the hero, you need to save Link
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I just got admitted to law school. Would being a law student up my SMV? I want to make up for the lack of game I had during my undergrad and wanna play the Tinder field.
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>>35343238
Take your PUA garbage back to r/theredpill
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>>35343268
I don't use rebbit
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>>35343238
SMV? What the fuck is that?
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How do neets delude themselves into thinking they actually enjoy life?
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>>35343177
Idk but if I could bang girls like that I'd be pretty happy
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You'd understand if you didn't spend all day earning money for someone else, wagie.
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>>35343177
I'm not sure what you're trying to imply. I'm not the least bit deluded. I have freedom, I live on my own terms.
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How did ancient Greek guys get so buff? All the sculptures of them, they're ripped AF. Is there a secret in there?
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>>35342683
They don't make sculptures of DYEL skeletons, only people worth worshipping get sculptures
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Believe it or not people back then were very shallow
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they probably actually lifted
Today's lesson. Women want what they can't have.
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>women can't have you because you're a weirdo that can't handle being around people
>women don't want you despite this
Your lesson is flawed
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>>35342557
Women were told they couldn't vote
Women were told they couldn't have equal rights
Women were told they couldn't serve in the military
Women were told they had to stay at home at be housewives
Oh wait, none of that stopped women from getting what they want. Rekt!
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>>35342614
Some cold hard logic right here
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A couple years back when the mcrib was in town. They had a "buy a combo, get a second sandwich for 1 dollar" promotion, and I overdid it by buying 3 small combos for myself and 3 extra sandwiches, making it 6 mcribs, 3 fries and three sodas for about 20 bucks.
Ate all of it right there in the restaurant. I was stuffed, and had to relax for a while before trying to get up and walk home. Ubfoetunately, I developed some flu-like symptoms and ended up vomiting right there at the table and shitting myself on the way home. I was so embarassed I took off my pants and underwear before I walked in the house, made sure my wife wasn't in the living room, and tossed them in a grocery bag. That bag stayed in a corner of our garage until the day we moved out.
Went back to McDonald's a week later, and when I ordered a mcrib combo, the cashier kept looking at me and smiling.
Fucking judgemental twat.
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Flu-like symptoms like "overeating".
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>>35342362
>being this rude
I see we have a fatass on the boards to ight
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I actually love McDonalds now, because of those new touchscreens that let you order food without having to talk to anybody.
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mum left for "girls night out" and gave me $15 for dinner. what should i get lads? i have a bike so fast food is an option.
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>>35342101
Sounds like a good night for Taco Bell, although that's true every night.
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You could go to a bakery and buy some cookies or cakes, they're usually really good
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a blowjob from a 50 yr old hooker who turned out to be your mom
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>skipped second lunch today but haven't lost any weight
anyone else fall for the calories in/out meme?
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>switch to diet coke
>still fat
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF IT TASTING LIKE SHIT IF IT STILL MAKES YOU FAT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35342097
>eat less
>end up gaining more weight because my body's in starvation mode
don't fall for the weight loss meme, fellow Anons.
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i decided to eat whatever i want but to walk some amount of steps/rounds every day.
my legs always fucking hurt but i don't feel like a fat fuck who is having trouble tieing his shoes
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>tfw you were born black
Just kill me.
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>>35341758
Literally nothing wrong with that daklxm
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>>35341758
Do it ourself, I don't like touching human waste. Fucking nigger trash.
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get out of the west, its only natural you would be unhappy in a high IQ society. Go live in africa with your "homies"
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>invented a "post ironic character" pseudo personality to interact with normies
>act retarded, use words like "man" and "bro" a lot
>Do things as a satire of normie culture "oh hell yeah dude I love this song!"(ts actually a shitty normie song)
>its actuall a lot of fun
I mean at the end of the day I still want to kill myself, but its entertaining in the meantime
I seriously hope you guys do this
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>>35341643
OP you're actually a fucking genius, how do you keep from laughing? I think I'd loose my shit
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Irony has got me through years of depression really.
At this point every single day is another act in the Ironic Drama that is my life and honestly its fucking ridiculous.
Don't take yourself too serious - others don't do it either.
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>>35341667
>how do you keep from laughing?
normies love it when you laugh, but Im pretty depressed irl so even my "ironic normie" personality isnt "FULL HAPPY" mode
I think a lot of people actually are doing this, even some so called "normies" are actually doing this, they just have been doing it so long they dont even realize it
#deep