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Because I don't want a wife

Because all the good looking ones have the same stacy mindset and will either settle with a local chad or get with western chad through your betabuck visa.

>>39291255

Why are Americans so pathetic? Like I can understand talking to a girl from overseas and possibly meeting her, it is the internet age. But paying 10k to email a woman that does not even speak your language? What?

Why does he not just join a forum or something and meet an average looking 30-40 year old woman that he actually has something in common with?

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>>39291253
This is the best advice for any robot

CHANGE YOUR LIFE DRINK WATER NOW

>>39291253
>implying I don't drink around a gallon a day
Fuck off. Still here

>>39291308
Cutting fingernails is also very important, if you don't you feel like a woman subconsciously.

Always keep scissors right next to your computer and your mountain dew.

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>>39291042
Can't believe I just wasted that much time on a fucking trivia test.

>>39291042
37 as not a yank, goosed some American history questions.

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I feel like a retard because of this

im having fun watching anime right now.

Even if I have "fun" for a bit the nightmare soon returns in my mind and I remember how fucked my whole life is.

>>39291041
2012
this original is comment

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Yes.

>go go go go go go gal o sengan

>>39291031
Thank you for benis will send back to HQ

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Here you go officer, i hope it is satisfactory

>>39290924
you don't.
college is your last chance.
it gets even harder to make friends once you graduate and get locked into the cubicle game.

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Like highschool, college seems like the hardest part of your life but is actually the easiest. No other place besides college do you have access to girls and people who might let you be friendly with them, college is full of open minded friendly people. It's basically pleasure island for that reason, people have so much fucking fun at college they get hit with depression and longing for it again in the real world even if they're normies. It is supposed to be the best time of your life.

Write your fucking papers, be open to experience, push your comfort zones, that's the only way to meet your destiny.

Drink, do drugs, go crazy, find that balance and you will feel like the coolest motherfucker alive just for being you.

>>39290924
you dont, why would anyone want to be friends with some autistic loser? lmao

>>39290883
is it more beta for the male to look at the camera as the girl takes a photo or would it be more beta for him to simply ignore it and focus on his work and look down?
can't decide, im just thinking about how this situation would even develop. even his eye contact with the camera makes him look miserable the photo it being taken

>>39290919
lil peep is gay now and layla is crackwhore so does it really matter now kiddo?

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Their bodies are the only thing they got going for them since the Sexual Revolution in the 60-70s.
Personality doesn't matter anymore.

Natural selection tracing to caveman days. Civilization is not doomed but in fact already dead, because it was the only thing that kept women from being their natural selves

>>39290833
>why are women obsessed with sex
they aren't. they may enjoy sex, but most of the time men enjoy it more. girls orgasm easier from toys than dicks.

they are obsessed with the power and attention that come with sex, being sexy, being wanted. all the attention and martial items that men can give them for sex.

>>39290823
I would love to discuss this chart
if I could fucking read it

There are no cyborg(s), only myself now.

I'm just a relic.

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>>39290859
I hope this is better. I'm not very good with computers, I'm a bit out of touch with my generation

>>39290805
Because nothing can exist without a woman being a part of it because STRONG AND INDEPENDENT.

>>39290805
so they can ruin one of the last refuges men have.

>>39290805
>gaming has a lot of betas starved for female attention, because escapism
>women find an easy way to get attention from betas as well as make money by camwhoring on twitch and stuff

Its simple and logical

No one is on my level

>>39290778
im beyond your level

>>39290764
probably have aspergers or am high functioning. my parents are making me get tested finally in the fall. i think i'll be a little sad if i do and i'm just finding out now as an adult.

>>39290707
congratulations
you have reduced the remaining days/years of your life by one
congratulations

>>39290707
Congratulations you are an adult
Nobody is going to care about you, nobody is going to love you and nobody is going to have any patience towards you
I hope you had a good childhood full of memories and an embiroment that allowed you to properly grow and learn because that's gone now forever and if it was shit that's it and it's something you will never get to fix no matter what you do in your life

>>39290707
its probably going to be that way for the next couple of years, get over it. i bought my own cake once and ate it too on my birthday.

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No one cares, gook bitches are ugly as fuck unless they've had a shit ton of plastic surgery.

>>39290543
I tend to agree, but I think my gf is pretty. Also I didn't seek her out based on race and it's just a coincidence.
I appreciate your input though.

>>39290525
Upload pic of your gf?
If she's some ugo landwhale, then I'd rather be playing league

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since r9k prohibit textless posts I have to explain that pic related reflects how I feel about OP's pic related

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>>39290390
Is this photoshopped or did they use some sort of prosthesis?
If they used a prosthesis then is there a video related to this picture or is this the only thing?

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>>39290390
Try this one next time.

>>39290365
They suck and make shit fly out of my ass?

theres no such thing as a fembot, therefore, to have anything in common, arbys should not exist

>>39290365
there is no such thing as a fembot, this question doesn't make sense