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How do you even make friends in college? Everyone just wants to get the fuck out as fast as possible or use you because you're smarter than them
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You don't.
I have like 20 people on my skype from university and not one has messaged me for anything other than university related stuff.
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>you're smarter than them
maybe it's your ego you autist
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>>34740486
>He's never been in a math class
People flock to people who know shit they don't
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top 3 fast food places. expert opinions only.
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Five Guys
Raising Cane's
Papa Johns
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>>34740420
Five Guys
In-and-Out
Shake Shack/Steak and shake
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Rally's/Checkers
Whataburger
Cains
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>have gf
>have job
>have good friends and family
>desperately want to be a robot
>go to /r9k/ and act like one
I know a few of you cunts are hiding in here, and you're truly the saddest
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I'm here to hide from writing my essay. I just need to write a few paragraphs but I just can't focus. Don't have a SO though.
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>>34740357
Cyborg here. I want desperately to go back to being a NEET, but I'm terrified of disappointing people.
I just want to die. Every moment of every day.
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What's worse?
A) Being a productive member of society, employed, financially independent, but still unable to get a GF and remain a bitter virgin.
B) Be a NEET, leech, naturally unable to get a GF and remain a virgin because no one wants to fuck a NEET.
My brother is (A). I'm not sure how he keeps on going, working all those hours, putting up with peoples shit, and he still doesn't get any pussy to go home to. He is basically me, except he has the responsibility of working as well.
Comment why you have an insane desire to die.
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>>34740273
I don't have a desire to die, I just don't have the desire to live.
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>>34740273
my water broke
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>>34740273
Because I'm alive.
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>am awkward kissless virgin
>huge weeb
>porn addicted
Yet I realized today that I give off the impression that I'm a player. I can't think of a bigger irony.
This normie was asking me how many "hoes" I get a day and wouldn't believe when I told him I hadn't ever even kissed a girl. And this wasn't the first time this has happen.
Its for two reasons, #1 is I'm /fit/. The reason I started lifting is pretty autistic; I wanted to look like goku and other overpowered shonen characters. Being /fit/ helps in a lot of situations guys.
Reason #2 is because I talk to a lot of girls but this isn't for the reason you might think. I realized when I was a fat ugly teenager I'd never get women. So I just resorted to porn and forced myself to stop being attracted to women in real life. This made me less afraid to talk to girls in school because I figured they aren't gonna want me anyway but I might benefit from being their friend, getting homework, study help, etc. After I lost weight and got /fit/ I still had this mindset so I never made a move on any girls. But I still had a bunch of friends who happen to be girls. Whenever I'm seen with them normies go hehe what a playa.
I've come to the conclusion that because I come off as a "fuckboy" as normies would say, girls don't want anything to do with me. So back to square one.
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>>34740244
slay the poison dragon within thyself and leave this unhappy place
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You seem to have hope.
>t. normie looking autist
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>tfw still don't know what a fuckboy/fuccboi/fuckboi* is
>about to start a cycle and hit the gym again
>don't want to look like some nigger meme word stereotype
>apparently I'll be a "fuccboi" because I'm /fit/ and not an overweight slob
* =im getting sick of this normalization of niggerspeak in society holy fuck
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If anyone wants to get comfy and study with me, thatll be cool :)
https://www.rabb.it/r/i3jp2r
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>>34740213
>If anyone wants to get comfy and study with me, thatll be cool :)
no
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>>34740213
hmmm maybe, what are you studying?
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>>34740387
:(
ORIGIONAL
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>tfw I met a perfect girl online
>she loves anime and manga
>she cosplays
>she calls herself your waifu
>trump supporter
>insanely smart and in college
>she spills her emotions to me
>I feel it happening brahs
>she just broke up with her ex-bf
>abusive cunt that had lots of unprot sex
>cheated on her a lot, left her crying
>"I'll be there for you"
>they literally JUST broke up the day I pm'd
>we video chat for a few weeks after
>she keeps talking about how 'lonely' she is
>i reassure her I'll be there soon (it's a LDR)
>I give her fitness advice (she's a little chub)
>she gets back together with her bf
>deletes me
Haha why the fuck did I even try to get a gf it doesn't matter what you do or how you change yourself! You can get /fit/ like I did, you can say the most soppy things and tell her everything she wants to hear and she'll STILL leave you. I thought it was a fucking meme, I seriously tried lads. I wish I never did.
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Who cares, she was a fat cosplaying trump supporter. Sounds literally worthless
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She even said she had sex with older dudes before as a way to cope with her loneliness, but I never really felt the way I did talking with any other girls. Just her. I feel like such a pathetic fucking cuck, the same type I always mock on /pol/ but know I now how it happens. I'm gonna go to the gym, maybe when I get back I'll post some caps if anyone cares...
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>>34740159
Jesus fuck, man. That's fucked up.
Shadowing happens quite often in situations like this. I feel you Anon, I really do. Please take comfort in the fact that you're not alone in this.
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Why do you shave your pubes, fembots? You aren't going to go out so why bother?if you shave you are a whore
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>>34740147
Why do you bother living if you are just doing to die. People are allowed to want to feel beautiful.
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>>34740207
t. literal nu-male cuck
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>>34740297
well this nu-male cuck can talk to others, form friendships, relate to people, be understanding and empathetic towards other human beings
Who's the cuck now?
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Who else here /onthebrinkofsuicide/
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not me. i climbed back into gold.
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>>34740532
how'd you do it anon i need advice
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Not yet. I still have faith that I'll be able to get a gf without leaving home.
BluSkye
Comfies and Cuddles: At It Again 2017-02-09 03:48:45 Post No.34740119
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Comfies and Cuddles: At It Again
BluSkye
2017-02-09 03:48:45
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In this thread, we'll discuss, talk about and ask questions about cuddling/comfy things/cute things/whatever. This thread is welcome to all.
Please be respectful and no bully. I will reply to as many people as I can.
And don't forget: I love you all!
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Shoot, I keep forgetting to put this in the OP, but I'm not dumping this time. I'll reply with pictures as I go, though.
Love ya!
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>>34740119
I love you too, Anon. Thank you for making this thread. Although it makes me really sad since I have no one to cuddle or to love me.
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>>34740334
I'm sorry to here that, buddy. Don't worry though, I bet you have a special somebody waiting right around the corner. Hang in there.
Love you!
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9/11
This day forever changed the modern world. Agree?
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>>34740073
Yes, and we still don't know exactly who was responsible
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>>34740073
>2017
>still believing that 9/11 wasn't a hoax
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>>34740095
hoax makes it more impressive, and OP is already correct
Anonymous
Girls advice thread V2 2017-02-09 03:45:19 Post No.34740061
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Made this post last night so figured I'd start it back up again anyway.
From the last thread:
I'm wondering why we don't ever have one of these. I'm sure a bunch of you guys are fighting your own individual struggles with women/girls in your life and are probably wondering what to do. Why don't we try to help each other out or something? Post your situations and questions you have and maybe I or someone else browsing can do their best to answer.
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>women give TruRobots misleading advice so we stop "bothering" them and they don't have to filter us out from Chad
I'm onto you.
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>getting help from people that have cooties
That's how you get cooties anon.
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>dark skin
>not buff
Am I fucked when it comes to getting women? I feel like being dark is already a massive turn off, but combined with being a skeleton its probably much worse.
What do?
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>yfw you grow out of your "robot phase"
anyone else know this feel? I'm still virgin but I feel more intellectual than most people on this forum.
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Probably because the average poster here is either a 14 year old or at least has the mind of one
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>>34740039
Being more intellectual than people on /r9k/ is about as impressive as being a virgin at 30.
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>>34740039
>I feel more intellectual than most people on this forum.
I don't see how this has anything to do with growing out of your robot phase. If anything it's the opossite.
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would things be different if you had a Chad type dominating father that forced you to socialise play sport etc
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I once talked to a cutie bisexual Czech army girl with eyes just like this.
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>>34740035
This eye colour is simply beautiful plus the nice limbal ring
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>>34740010
I don't think so.
Raeafksl
I will never NEVER fuck Valentina Nappi in her moist, delicious, warm and hairy pussy.
Do you realize how much it hurts to know this fact?? DO YOU!?
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Go to italy, there are a lot of girls who look like her there
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>>34739996
how many have hairy cunts though?
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>>34740002
probably a lot italian people are quite hairy