how do I get a female fap buddy?
>>36711158
that's the most retarded shit I've ever seen on this board
>>36711184
>that's the most retarded shit I've ever seen on this board
y
Rename to safe sex.
Can someone explain to me what you are supposed to use discord for? I have no interest in checking it out for myself but it everyone keeps linking to it.
>>36711138
It's just a pretty convenient chat platform, which allows for a lot of customization. (Like, a LOT)
>>36711194
so it's for losers with no friends irl then?
>>36711138
I use it for sitting in dead servers waiting for someone else to talk.
They never do.
>practice gf found the break up plans
What, you had them written down? What were you thinking?
>>36711133
The fact you had a "practice girlfriend" makes it obvious you're a sociopath who isn't worth dating.
>>36711172
Obviously I had them written down. What, you don't have a book of plans?
The more revealing the shoes, the bigger the roastie the wearer is.
Prove me wrong.
>>36711124
converse/vans, or any canvas slip on type shoes are god tier
>>36711124
>Prove me wrong.
autost personale
>>36711124
Truth. Girls who wear flip flops are huge sluts. Painted toenails are another indicator. Red and Black nail polish especially.
Hey, r9k. Fembot here. What are your physical requirements/preferences for girls?
>Not fat, like obese fat
>Not a slut
That's literally it.
>>36711038
>white
>smaller than me
>no more bmi than me
>look no older than 21
>>36711038
>no deformities
>not fat
>not a slut
the last one is impossible though
What's the best app to find a gf
>>36711012
"the bar" dipshit. fucking church. a concert.
there's a great one called>>36711111
>>36711055
Concerts don't work. I've gone to at least five and getting a gf didn't happen.
Why didn't it happen yet?
An uprising would require us to socialize and work together.
>>36711066
/thread
You got your answer, end this now.
>>36711066
We can do this online though.
I just think we lazy. and lack confidence, and lack the means to actually do something.
We rather just shitpost on here. This isnt that hard. This is our limit.
Who is your favorite shooter? Mine is Omar Mateen
it's ya boi - asa motherfucking coon
>>36711076
>Marilyn Manson shirt
classic
>>36710910
It's been my two boys for about three years now, I know they didn't kill only normalfags/turbonormies, and I know they weren't exactly robots, but I still am fascinated by them and wish I could honor them in some way.
what are you drinking anon, what sorrows are you drowning?
I only drink a few times a year since I'm 35, like to get trashed when I do drink, and now my hangovers last several days (don't come at me with that 'drink water' shit.)
>>36711029
>don't come at me with that 'drink water' shit
But have you tried drinking less beer?
>>36710909
Just some beer. Contemplating what it all means like usual.
can anyone suggest for me an anime? an anime with no girlboys, lolitas, and other cancerous shit, will accept cute anime girls with some tits,
also has to be funny at times, i cant take constant, extreme and on the edge of my seat shit
amagi brilliant park. Chillout it's only 1 lolita. she's not even the main character here. It's mainly comedy with very little romance.
Please accept spice and wolf into your life
>>36710885
same here alost done with himouto the girl with the older brother anime.
>>36710957
not op but thanks for the suggestion. you are a righteous dude.
>stubbed big toe
>line of blood appeared where stub occurred
>assume it'll go away because this has happened before
>whole toe nail is discolored, and can't feel it like the others
Am I going to die?
probably going to fall off
>>36710831
So I'm not going to die?
>>36710813
The same fucking post every god damn week.
GO TO THE DOCTOR YOU STUPID FUCK!
Why the fuck would you take medical advice from a board full of self loathing NEETS. Nigga do you want to die?
Give thanks to the robot that established the black pill, gave rise to what would become MGTOW, and made mainstream red pill acceptance possible.
>>36710800
>old eggie talked about the black pill
>new eggie hangs out with trannies, talks about bettering yourself, and repeatedly says "don't hate, elevate"
This more or less proves robots are here by choice.
eggman?
who is this guy?
>>36712624
/r9k/ tripfriend from a while back. After years of showing us the way and the truth, he finally "cracked" last August and killed himself when he ran out of other options.
Nothing like a blow to the self-confidence more than a female who's sworn off your entire gender.
Makes me feel inferior, like I'm not good enough.. Does anyone else feel this way?
>>36710779
They don't "swear off" your gender, any more than a guy who has a gay experience in college and then marries a woman has "sworn off" men. It's just not who they are.
No. Why would I care?
>>36710779
if it makes you feel any better: consider that there are males who sworn off their entire gender
Heterosexual anons, what's the gayest thing you've ever done?
>>36710760
Kissed a friend.
>>36710760
Sucked my own dick I guess
>>36710760
Literally where do you think you are lmao
Reasons you should get a PoC gf:
>easy to acquire
>they want white cock
>white women are race traitors
>you are contributing to the white race by breading them out of existence
>>36710752
>tfw no gf with chocolate colored skin
>>36710752
>tfw no qt otaku Filipina gf
>>36710752
>they want white cock
>you are contributing to the white race by breading them out of existence
what if I am not white