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TiK ToK, wagie.

The weekend's over! Get in early so you can get those reports to Mrs. Noseberg. She wanted them on Friday and you just "had" to pick up your mom from the hospital.
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I always found it weird how people making <1k/month by pretending to be schizo try to find ways to be smug. I work part time at an internship that I enjoy making 17$/h while working on my degree. I much prefer this to staying in my room all day.
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>>35828545
>...W-wagie in denial!!

NEETS BTFO
OP BTFO
FROGPOSTING QUEERS BTFO
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>>35828545
>degree

Good idea, goy. With a degree you can cap your income at 60-90K and buy that house so you can spit out more mouths to feed.

Meanwhile I'm over here spending my free time immersing myself in philosophy and culture. 5 years from now I will have produced some of the greatest fictional works this world has ever seen.

Stay ass blasted, wagie

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ITT: things we beat normies at
>we beat them at being manipulative and deceiving
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Screaming at Mummy instead of having to do things for myself
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knowledge of pepe memes
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>>35828501
being a NEET

and posting original comments

r9k teamspeak channel official
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whoops, sorry forgot

server : ts3.mel.wombatserve.rs:10044
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get in everyone is welcome!

some topics we like talking about:

>tfw no gf
>japanese culture
>society
>how stupid normies are
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-----ALWAYS OPEN 24/7------
-Admin is a Japanese guy, he owns the server and ultimately he can decide what is deemed unacceptable behaviour. Generally if you follow the 4chan rules then you'll fit right in.

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Hey. Turns out this whore had some beta orbiter who screenshotted this thread and sent it to her. She mesaaged me later that evening that she'll take legal action and blocked me. I really want to settle this peacefully but she won't contact me... fuck.
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>>35828495
That's what you get for taking pictures of bitches while they're alseep. How the fuck did you think that would go?
Idiot.
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>>35828495
Post a new time stamp then troll
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>>35828495
The baitsfest begins

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I feel like because I am an ugly robot, no matter what I believe in can be easily discarded by pointing that out or by saying maybe thats the reason you are alone or whatever and eveybody would be convinced that you are actually wrong.
This isnt even about the ebin alt right but in general.
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>>35828451
The opinions of women are worthless, don't let them bother you.
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ad hominem attacks have become commonplace these days anon. Nothing we can do about it at this point. I just don't open my mouth anymore.
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I feel so bad for the guy that created Pepe.

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Just wanted to tell you guys that you are evolutionary failures. Thousands of years your bloodline has survive and with you it will die out. HAHAHAHAHAHA KEKED.
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Jokes on you frogposter I have two siblings.
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>>35828442
I'm okay with this I'm trying to achieve nirvana
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>DUDE LEGACY LMAO

>tfw no buddy (m/f) to write blues/rock hits with and chill

just pour me another glass
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I know this musical feel. What do you play anon?
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>>35828440
I'm all about guitars (vocals on the side, far away) but I also like composing which isn't really limited to any instrument. I liked to work with the piano in the past but just as a writing thing, I couldn't play it if my life depended on it. to accompany guitars I know some drum and bass stuff as well.

what about you brother ?
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>young mick jagger

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Crywank - Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday And Everyday Is Stupid
James himself is a fucking normie but his music is extremely blunt about humans and their actions and emotions. 10/10 shit.
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>>35828410
i listen to this album a lot. its really soothing to hear all your thoughts sung out by a different voice for once
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Good to just kick back to this one.
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This is p good

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someone should make more virgin releated pictures based around hair or clothing
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>>35828399
That posture and proposed movement looks uncomfortable as fuck.
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>>35828399
>hair seems to overreact to wind
how fix tho
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>>35828399
I don't walk like that at all, and I'm still a KHV. Check mate

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Someone please be my gf (female)
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I'll pass, originally.
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>>35828381
Hi I'm your gf (female(male)) now
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>>35828405
Sorry lad, my only requirement is that you were born without a penis.

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Hey robots, do you maintain eye contact when talking with strangers or even people you know? I noticed that for some reason i find myself staring at people lips or nose when talking to them and i wonder if its noticeable
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>>35828376
Depends entirely on the context. If it's a stranger I'm not interested in talking to I probably don't make eye contact. If the conversation is serious or threatening I do.
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>>35828376
I try to as much as I can but just look away when it feels awkward. I used to just stare them in the eyes even though it felt weird because I figured i'd look nervous otherwise, but i'm fairly sure it just looked like I was staring. I wouldn't focus on their lips or nose you'll probably look kind of dead eyed and retarded.
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>>35828376
I always look at something else, maybe a flick of eye contact every now and then.

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>tfw found a mentally ill robot friend in a psych ward
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pysch ward friends are actually the best though. well done
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I've stayed out so far, unlike the rest of my family. What were you in for?
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>>35828785
Depression, anxiety, suicidal thoughts and other trivial robot things

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Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me after fucking my bitch
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>>35828354
>Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy?

I get all of the pussy I could ever want OP.
>pic related
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>>35828510
pay all that money for a sex doll and the butthole is literally just a featureless hole

they put literally no work into it
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>>35828354
Very well posted OP, you got a hearty zozzle out of me

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I score very highly on autism/ aspergers tests yet I don't feel like I'm even that bad socially and can read facial expressions

what's the deal?

Is it just a case of something that I can't see but to everyone else it's painfully obvious?

Was I just smart enough that I was able to learn things others just had inbuilt?
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>>35828303
dude it's an internet meme test that normies take to find out what special snowflake they are based on their own misguided thoughts of themselves. You are taking this shit way to seriously and look like a huge faggot for it. Unless a real doctor is involved in your diagnosis it's just internet bullshit for clicks and views
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Autists have a hard time being self aware

You're likely a lot worse than you even realize
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Where to find that Test?

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>non-vegan says they love animals
is there any statement you can make which is more retarded than this?
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>>35828296
love how they taste
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>>35828296
I don't think so.

>B-but meat tastes good
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>I am an original vegan

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