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Like two people pretending and playing games

>>36770043
Jealous and lonely

here's a data point for you:

X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

not being alone.

Oh god OP, last night I was cuddling and kissing a grill from my uni that I have been texting for absolutely ages, it was so satisfying, it's the most feels I've ever gotten from being with a girl, but now she's taking ages to reply I hope I didn't blow it

>>36770261
Ahh, fuck, bro.

I was about to congratulate you on it, but that does put a damper on it.
Hopefully it has an explanation and you'll get that sense of relief and elation soon.

Don't be too pushy, though!

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>>36769993
You have none

Once you've got that mindset it's literally impossible to fix it.

At 27 you only have 3 options:
1. Date a fat slut
2. Date an even bigger slut with deep mental issues
3. Date a mom and raise someone's son

>>36769993
You could always pretend to be a redpilled male and make a post on 4chan intended to make any man who identified as "redpilled" look like a whinging beta faggot.

>become a muzzie
>get an arranged marriage
it's like a lifeline
If I end up hopeless after college with regards to women I might do it

Just take capsules. I have acne because of Vitamin D deficiency. I don't go outside because of said acne.

So nature wants me to get rid of acne by going outside and having everyone stare at my disgusting pimples and scars. Fuck it. Capsules are superior anyway

>>36769971
Do you have dark skin?
I'm white so I can live in the basement and get enough sun by simply getting the male.
Truly the only robots are white people.
Darkies can't be robots because they can't hide from the world.

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>>36769971
>anon's body wants the D

>>36769953
>schizophrenic
>all dreams really bizarre and fucked up
>usually wake up covered in sweat at like 2 in the morning
Who here /sleeplet/

>having lucid dream
>wake up when my dick reaches maximum stiffness

i know a lot of tricks to control lucid dreams but actually applying them is pretty brutal

>>36770147
The fuck up faggot you dont have schizophrenia

>>36769939
Maybe get a gastric ring or something?

>>36769939
i went from 140kg to 90kg and i can tell you op, you will never ever stop fucking craving food 24/7. it's like being a heroin addict that still has to shoot up every day to live, since you can't just abstain from eating food altogether.

>>36770050
those just make it so your stomach "feels full", they don't stop the cravings in your brain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s
is this kino?

>>36769898
Matpat. I know his shit is for kids but it's still fun to watch

NC was fun back in the day when the whole youtube reviewer business was still in its infancy and it was basically just a bunch of nerds talking into the camera .. once it took off and they made it their job and started with the production values and the pointless crossovers and the fucking godawful skits it became unbearable .. I think it was some kind of honest simplicity was part of what made those guys charming in the first place

I would never do something like that, o honorable FBI

>>36769885
Lets say you guys do, which specific school/college/campus would you carry out your revenge against the "normies"

>>36769885
Oh I almost forgot, what name will you go by so we get to claim you as one of us.

>>36769744
I dont love you anon. But i care about you

>>36769744
4chan will be dead sometime in the next few years (maybe even months) and then you won't even have pretend friends.

>>36769744
nice things to me!

I wonder what Chris-chan's MBTI is

>>36769502
We INFPs are playing life at the hardest difficulty. It's a high risk high reward life.

- INFP
>>has abusive father
>>beaten and called a useless retard so much that I can't even make eye contact with any people
>>want friends but too inferior and socially retarded to even make an initial impression.

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>>36769501
H-How do you ACCIDENTALY get a job...?

>>36769501
Neetbux down the drain

>>36769835
family got me the interview for a job i didn't want

somehow got past the interview despite being awkward as fuck. even made my qt interviewer laugh a couple times

>>36769435
He's a rich soccer player.

Real problem is social skills. I dont know how to talk,act generally.

>>36769475
if this is true then it's even more concerning

even while being a rich athlete he still only managed to get this ugly bitch
what about us then?

The only reason it's surprising is because we keep having our memories erased in the astral realm after each "death". The body is a prison for the soul. Naturally we affect reality instantaneously by thought, outside of these flesh vehicles.

>>36769292
Yes its cool, you can float away

>>36769319
Is this about the Field of Potentiality thing? I read some books about it but I couldn't change anything.

>>36769130
That's not how this works. Go to cia.gov or maybe it was FBI.gov
One of them has population information based off of census data. They have the percentages of niggers and whites in each country. Go through all 206 countries and add up the number of blacks compared to the number of whites.

>>36769130
and I forgot about fucking Australia too

>>36769130
>everyone in Europe is white
Terrible bait, 0/10. See me after class.

>>36768785
I read the first 7 issues as they came out, what happened at the very end, anybody know?

Was it all a farce?

>>36768913
I don't know. I saw a thread about him recently and remembered some of it but I missed the last thread. Last I saw Marina was planning to live with him or something like that.

>>36769104
Link to other green texts?