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>reading The Shining
>become busy with school
>year passes
>no longer busy with school
>want to start reading again
>but it's been so long

Can you jump back into a book after a year, or do you have to start over? The Shining is a long-ass book.
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That's up to you, isn't it? I don't think I'd be able to, but I can't even "jump back" into most video games.

I guess you could read a plot synopsis up until where you are and carry on from there?
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>>34415500
>I guess you could read a plot synopsis up until where you are and carry on from there?
Dubdubs confirm
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>400 pages
>long

You are like a little baby. Reminds me when I read Dreamcatcher for a grade 6 book report and one kid in class got in trouble cause he did his report on an honest to god picture book.

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Nofap is a lie.

I used to have a hard time getting it up when I first started having sex, and I though it was because I jerked off all the time so I stopped jerking off as much. It didn't help, turns out my erectile issues was pretty much just stage fright. I was so worried about getting hard that I was psyching myself out and getting a floppy nervous dick.

Now I can jerk off twice a day and still get diamond hard in bed because I'm not a trembling pile of nerves anymore.

TL;DR: Your PP still works, you're just nervous.
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>>34415460
>started having sex
GTF >>>/out/
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>>34415460
Interesting, so what did you do in order to become more relaxed?
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>>34415547
Personally after I got comfortable sexually with one girl I just gradually stopped worrying or thinking about it.

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do you think any legitimately intelligent people come here?

i imagine smart people are too busy making money and having real hobbies to post here.
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Your second statement is correct
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>>34415455
You're not describing smart people, you're just describing well-adjusted people who somehow enjoy being cogs in the capitalist's machine
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>>34415455
I could be smarter if I applied myself
No memeing, intelligence is fluid and you have to constantly subject yourself to new stimuli constantly in order to keep your mind blade sharp

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Was this anon a hoaxer? I am from reddit and I'm looking for answers
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>>34415390
It might just be crunchy peantubutter, but I like to believe it was real
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>>34415390
>I am from reddit and

Kill yourself
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>>34415471
>crunchy peantubutter

you are fucking retarded

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Every robot who posts their dick here gets a free GBP from me. Maybe I'll even give two GBPs if your cock is nice enough to get my panties wet.
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Enoy, "femanon"

blx
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>>34415353
>nice enough to get my panties wet.

Did you borrow your sister's, you faggot?
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>>34415353
Well I'll be in this thread waiting for good dick pics. Thank you femanon.

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SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE!
YOU AND I WERE MEANT TO BEEEEE!
A CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAYYYYY!
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF MEEEEEE!
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>>34415321
GOT THE LIFE GOT THE LIFE
GOTH LIFE GOTHIC LIFE
GOTHT EH LIGHT
GOTH THE LIGHT
GOT THE LITE
GOTH THE LIFE
GOTH DELIGHT
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Never even listened to that band, looked up the lyric

If im listening to edgy music i prefer the vocals to be a bit grittier than this
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>>34415348
TOO MANY PUPPIES
IM BEING SHOCKED IN THE DARK!

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so after trump accomplishes everything he said he'd do in the first month, what is he going to do for the remainder of his term?
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>>34415320
He is going to have to face a threat much greater than brown men coming to his country to mow lawns and serve tacos.
they are coming
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>deport all NEET's to mexico
>take away women's rights to vote
>ban interracial pornography

etc etc
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>>34415360
>implying the bogs didn't put trump in the office

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Dinner and Drinks at Spoons Edition
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Where do I find a nice boyfriend to settle down with?
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KAREN POSTER STATUS: SHOOK

POST YOUR WAIFUS WHITE BOIS
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keep doing hot smelly eggy farts, lads

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>tfw no liberal revolutionary gf
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Where's the cookie?
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>>34415128
who is this?

i don't know
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>>34415128
>"read nietzche and then ull understand truth"

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redpilled stories?

>be 64 inch tall dark triad Alpha
>Friday night
>gonna hit up the
>club
>peacocking in my full-body wetsuit, 10-gallon hat and bowling shoes
>bouncer so intimidated by my confidence he laughs
>survey the dance floor
>it's populated by HBs dancing with orbiter incels
>go to bar
>order the most expensive brew on tap to display higher value
>take my drink to the dancefloor and beermog the incels with my superior beverage choice
>approach sloot
>ayy bby.jpeg
>she activates bitch shield.exe
>go to call her out on her degenerate attitude but slip due to lack of traction on bowling shoes
>she ends up covered in beer
>tries to shut me down despite this obvious kino escalation
>bitch was post-wall and I was just toying with her

anyone else shut down any post-wall cock carousels?
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>>34415126

>RedPillers honestly believe anyone can become a Chad if they just lift and put on nice clothes

Fucking redditors will never swallow the black pill
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>be me at 16
>female
>go on sites like 4chan out of morbid curiosity
>discover most men harbour if not hatred then at least disrespect towards women
>swear off men (bisexual)
>discover how great lesbian sex is
>become a pretty feminine lesbian that every gay woman wants because they're mostly sad butch dykes with penis envy who jump at a pretty face and skirt
>bascially lesbian Chad
>get as much pussy as I want
>treat them like shit because they're all SJW feminists and won't call me out because I'm a woman
>never look back
Honestly, the red pill was the best thing I ever discovered.
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>>34415155
>implying you can't

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am i the only one here that doesnt care about getting laid or getting a girlfriend? it seems pointless and uncomfortable. i dobt teally know why i come here probably because after work and on weekends i stay bored
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well i don't want a girlfriend because i'm a faggot but i also don't care to get a boyfriend or have homosex

i don't really give a shit about anything anymore really
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probably most people are call themselves incels ffs
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IDK AND IDC YOOOOO

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>everyone at work finds out you got friend-zoned by a female employee
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You can still salvage this situation if you kill them all.
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>>34415040
THIS IS WHY I always say 'don't shit where you eat' when you cucks ask "uhhh duhhh should I ask out this girl I work with". You get tricked into embarrassing yourself by all the failed chads on here and you end up working at a place where all your coworkers laugh at you behind your back.
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I date raped a girl that later became my boss.

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who else /kinky/ here?
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>>34415018
this makes me want to throw out my ball gag.
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>ball gags
>not ring gags
I have never understood this.
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>>34415061
That was my initial feeling too. Why do gross people have to like the same things as me?

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All Hail Elliot Rodger. The true alpha male.
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>True alpha
>Mass shooter

You know mass shooter are the equivalent to premature ejaculation
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>>34415039
Elliot stabbed more people than he shot.
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>>34415004
Fuck Elliot, Oscar is our new true alpha male and soon to be mass shooter.

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>have ingrown toenail about 4 years ago
>gets permanently removed, originally hated it
>grow to like it, incredibly comfy, hygenic just all round better
>tfw going to the doctors to get my other healthy big toenail permanently removed

Who else /human enhancement/ here?
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My toenails have always annoyed me. They're total jam magnets and they ruin socks and they look weird; but I'd probably look weirder without them
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>>34414995
you can get your toenails removed permanently?
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>>34415106

Did you think they would just grow back after they've been ripped out by the roots?

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