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I am intelligent, attractive and fit (I regularly attend my local gym); I have all of the characteristics that a woman would want in a guy, yet, I am still a virgin. I have never once had a girlfriend, or even a friend. It is so bizarre to me that no one ever tries to even befriend me, I am such a nice guy. It is as if you people are blind to my greatness. I just don't get it..
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Hey George didn't you ded
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>>35305554
>intelligent, attractive and fit
Maybe you're not as intelligent, attractive and fit as you think you are. Also, being nice isn't the only thing that makes you friends. It's even more important to be funny, charismatic and social.
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Maybe you're a narcissistic piece of trash and dont know it
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what the hell is with the recent surge of tulpa threads?
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>>35305519
What do you mean? I haven't seen any tulpa threads lately?
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>>35305811
I saw 1. Which is infinite growth from 0.
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>>35305861
there were 3 up 30 minutes ago
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If you need help, you wanna chat? Maybe you just wanna feel dump. 2017-03-05 02:44:00 Post No.35305485
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If you need help, you wanna chat? Maybe you just wanna feel dump.
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Well, fellow robot, come join us down the rabbit hole, we only allow robots in, we do normie screening in the background, so you won't find much, and if you find any, call them out! We'll take care of those disgusting normies for you.
What are you waiting for? Come and see how deep the rabbit hole can be!https://discord.gg/fGvtGQk
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Do you accept depressed trannies?
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Or you could join a discord that's not a disguting echo chamber of people making each other feel bad with actual improvement.
https://discord.gg/h3xrqh8
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>>35306506
We do, we accept all people, if you'd like to join.
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i have a fetish for stuffing and gaining weight. I am talking to a cute guy and the first time we met, he fed me a shit ton of food, ate me out and treated me like a princess
I am just worried about gaining weight. My upper limit is 250 pounds. Can someone objectively tell me what could go wrong with this kind of relationship? Him feeding me, me gaining weight and getting fat....
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>>35305435
>sacrificing your health for sexual pleasure
probably not a good idea, but whatever
post belly
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>>35305482
but i can be healthy and fat
i just have to go to the gym
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>>35305549
going to the gym doesn't get rid of things like cholesterol and organ damage from being a fat fuck, though
there's a lot more to do with fat people being unhealthy than they don't work out
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Who else /normiewhocomesheretolaughatrobots/
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>>35305380
that's some /beelzebubian/ shit right there OP
would be even more /devilish/ if you're just pretending to be a normie...
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>>35305380
I'm a /robotwhocomesheretolaughatnormies/.
Keep paying my lifestyle wagie!
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>>35305399
Keeping garbage people around makes normal people like me look better.
Who /0 friends/ here?
Not just irl ones, online ones too.
How do you feel about it? Is it sad, does it feel good, or you just don't care anymore because you just can't relate to anyone? Why are you still alive?
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Everyone are all my friends on here. Even the ones who troll and shitpost--I consider them friends.
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>>35305347You have a friend in me.
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mfw my only friends are online friends and they live on the other side of the globe.
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My boyfriend just broke up with me for being depressed as fuck and not being flexible. He is the third one who breaks up with me because of my depression. He promised he'll never give up on me or leave me. I've lost all hope in having some love ever. It's hard to say how much lonely am I now, because I allways feel like it can't get any worse, but I don't really find something to live for. In the couple of last months it was for him, but apparently he doesn't need me anymore...
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why do you keep making these threads? You're ruining r9k
Inb4 300 replies
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nobody cares you roastie slag
go fuck another guy to fill the hole inside of you
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just do what I do: drink copious quantities of alcohol and try your best to obscure your real self by a combination of fake politeness and offensive humor. also, give up on relationships entirely
Reminder that this has been translated
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Post a link then
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>>35305478
https://exhentai.org/g/1037013/51f363dc05/
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>>35305498
E-hentai link for those of us that had beed dropped at birth? Or nhentai?
Thank senpai
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>that kid who actually FUCKING DlED
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that is not an original comment, anon-san
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>>35305135
who is that semen demon?a very unoriginal italian herb
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>>35305188
she's a grandmother you freakin cougar chasing nerd with nice dubs
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how do you deal with IoneIiness?
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I like to tell myself i will commit suicide soon anyway so it doesn't matter
It works fine
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>>35305098
play vidya until my eyes burn and until i pass out from exhaustion so i dont have to think about anything before im out
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>>35305124
And will you?
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>tfw driving 220kph (137mph 4u americans) on a highway while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xUrlQP8TOA
>tfw some BMW fag tries to overtake me
>put the pedal to the floor and show him I'm faster
So basically, ITT: good feels that don't require women
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>>35305078
I hope you crash and burn.
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what do you drive
setsd
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>>35305127
Why? I'm having fun at least.
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Why are you guys so sad? I almost feel sorry for you.
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>>35304932
Balding
Duktfvtkmff
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>>35304932
>tfw no tristan bf
Kill me
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because there is no reason to be happy
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Um... femanons? I mean like, omg could you do this?!
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my record is 19 days without sex
t. fembot
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>>35305259
>has a record for days without sex
>it's 19
this is absolutely ridiculous
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>>35305292
>implying a fantasy movie could happen in real life
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What are you young gents drinking on this fine sunday morning?
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>>35304902
Nice ad shill.
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drank like 3/4 of this before and during my night shift. I suppose I should finish it considering I have to stay up to take care of some business. It's breddy smooth but the cherry flavor all but disappears in powerade even if it's most of the mix so you're left with a pretty obvious alcahol taste. not overwhelming. just kind of annoyingly present.
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>>35304968
>>nice and chill
It is!
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I'll start. Also any other fags who browse ED here?
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>>35304881
south park. eww, are you like 15 dude?
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>>35304881
You only have four tabs?