Hay guyz, is my birfday. Anybun wan sum cacke
?
go outside nerd
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no i dont want any cacke jimmy
>>37425582
Did you slobber on the cake? What is this goo?
>come to 4chan in 2006
>never make any OC or contribute
>leech enjoyment from everyone else
Anyone else a /nevercontribute/? By the way, I did not make this picture.
>making OC
This board is for reposting images from /soc/ and Instagram
>>37425487
All my pics are stolen.
>>37425507
I don't mean on this board, but on every board I've ever used. Even on a niche /vg/ general I use I don't actually make anything.
Why not turn to Christianity, robots? In the eyes of the lord, we all serve our purpose and even if we can't see it, the lord knows it. The pain and suffering you go through, the bad decisions you make will all led to something in gods plan. You are given purpose, love, belonging and self-acceptance. All you need is faith.
>>37425342
no fapping to traps then
no sudoku
Bump of grainy origin
>>37425342
God isnt real senpai
>your mom look like a long walk off a short pier
Haha XD le epic black comedian :P
>>37425332
That doesn't make sense. Is that the actual quote?
>>37425332
Also, what is that guy's name?
Seriously /r9k/, what the fuck is wrong with toasties????!!!
what about my urethra, is that ok? Any doctors here?
>>37425264
Is the anus okay?
>>37425264
Women are fucking retards who live on base sexual interests.
Post pictures of femanons in this thread. This one really likes to watch television.
>>37425213
This one really likes vegetables
This one likes it up the pooper
She looks like a typical fembot but fembots don't exit
So what mental illness have you guys got?
Anxiety, depression, ADHD and mild schizophrenia for me.
Elaborate on mild schizophrenia, im curious.
>>37425178
what meds are you on, senpai?
I was diagnosed with moderate to severe meme addiction
I need ideas on how to exact my revenge anonymously on my sister. I'm in Germany on vacation with my family. My 15 year old roastie sister is on her period and is a complete bitch. I'm forced to share a room with her, and we take turns showering. During her turn I will anonymously get my revenge. I'm thinking about pouring water on her phone, then drying it to make it seem like it just died randomly.
>>37425076
hang yourself, that'll teach her
>>37425190
/thread
Now you better deliver, with the stream and all.
Leave your sister alone. Sharing a room with you is punishment enough and on top of that she's on her period.
>(You) in 50 years
>>37424894
>implying I will live 50 years
>>37424937
>posting on r9k as a newborn
shiggy diggy
>>37424894
I know you fuckers are still out there and I WILL find you and lurk around on your profile
I hate all of you nerds. I am going to beat you up and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>37424860
You look like a fridge kek
>wide core
>no arm or shoulder definition
>likely no leg mass either
OP, you look like a mutant
>>37424860
You were supposed to get a six pack, not a plastron.
>blacks haven't invented anyth-
>>37424858
Excuse me sir but that isn't true
>>37424858
>blacks need to literally make up lies about their advancement of humanity
most kek
>>37424858
Easily debunked with a single google search.
> tfw got caught fapping to a bdsm slave porn by my roommate that had got out of the room few weeks ago
> was wearing earbuds because it was absolutely sure for me that nobody would come in my room as long as i stay here
> after about 3~4 minutes of my degeneracy suddenly he opened the door out of nowhere
> i first ignored the sound because i thought to myself it is no way him opening the door
> that quarky door opening sound
> tried my best to get my cock inside of my underwear and to delete the internet tabs but failed at the latter
> i wished he at least had knocked so i could get 2 extra seconds to get things done
> realised i just got one more thing to blame on myself in my entire life
>>37424684
Is it really so hard to set a keyboard macro to alt-f4 the window you are browsing?
It's saved my ass once or twice.
>actually thinking this is more than just a funny thing that happened
This is the part where you realize you're autistic, also
>Sharing a room
What are you, a woman?
>>37424707
i live in a dorm and i had to compensate the impulse to kill myself in any way available
if that bothered you then i'm sorry
why don't you go fuck yourself
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
>hey, missed you at the meeting earlier...
>>37424612
I love this dumb meme
>>37424612
Well done anon, I started this meme, and I approve of this. It's used in the proper context it was intended
>>37424883
you are on literally 24/7 to tell people you created this meme
surprised you aren't namefagging
Thoughts on Bill Cosby?
i think its time they learn what the jazz is about
Isn't he a drug rapist
>>37424544
I made a relevant reference to the Cosby Show recently and everyone just stared at me. I can accept that Cosby is most likely a rapist and a piece of shit but I still can think about his show and chuckle.
Fuck stacey
Get fucked by stacey (strap on)
Fuck chad
Get fucked by chad
>>37424459
Fuck stacey is literally the only option worth anything. Though to be honest I want alternative legal loli stacey.
I'd be fine with both 1 & 2
>>37424459
>get fucked by stacey (strap on)