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>>36289690
>he doesn't start drinking before breakfast

What if I drink alone in my room and its ruined my chances to have friendships several times in the last few days?

cigarettes though are different story

Trump should nuke that shithole

>>36289598
>they don't have a choice

Norwegian men are fashion-obsessed manginas. Of course their women prefer dark alpha males.

Well i never been in oslo, but that number makese sense.....its like china where there are so much more men then women....Can you really blame the immigrants for there being no norwegian men? i think not.

>>36289591
Hi ij of jkj uh j

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>>36289591
The failures from shotgun suicide attempts are from people who aim trough their jaw like in movies

>>36290355
This, shotgun to your brain and you are done.

The whole eat fatty foods and smoking is likely to get you into the hospital like your grandma

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He will probably die soon though

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>>36289562
of course the normie king

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Prank channels are some of the worst

>>36289522
He sees you as weak because you're gay

>tfw your straight friend always seems to care how you're doing and how you feel
S-Stop..

>tfw all the gay guys you know just care about fucking and other dirty shit

>>36289490
because people here want validation and attention like roasties do when they post on soc

>>36289490
Because there's fucking nothing else to post about. There's no topic, and if there was, I'd go to a different, better board to talk about it.

>>36289490
It's almost as if greentexts are one of the main purposes of this board... Wait.

>>36289413
Wat?

I'm off work until Monday, you worthless NEET fag.

>>36289446
Oh, how generous of Shekelstein. You really better enjoy this time then

I'm not mad at you NEETs, perhaps a bit jealous of your infinite free time. A luxury only presented to me in death.

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you mean she was smart enough to not waste 20k for the first 2 years but instead did CC and only spent 5k for the same shit

>>36289409
well sucks to be her.
I just went to the OTC from my country and let the army pay for my college degree.

>>36289409
>That one kid who said he was a communist but then read books
Just let me tell you how it works in real life: shit>capitalism>communism

And just like >>36289439 said, college is a fucking meme in the Us at this point, so it's not really a big waste: if it was not for STEM, it was pointless to begin with.

Computer science PhD. Only recommend it if you want to understand exactly why tech is terrible and the current fads (i.e., machine learning) aren't going to work out.

Worked for me.

Orig

I did for the STEM meme and now I'm meme making 100k a year.

>>36289365
>women shouldn't be allowed to vote
>sex with animals isn't inherently abuse


why these two?

>>36289365
>You shouldn't be allowed to vote in the US until you pass a test saying you understand how the political system works and you know basic American history
Females make better friends than men
>Pizza is overrated. Even expensive pizza isn't that great. I'd rather order Chinese food if I want delivery food

>>36289365
>women shouldn't be allowed to vote
Agreed.

>sex with animals isn't inherently abuse
Please elaborate. Do you think sex with children isn't inherently abuse either?

>>36289420
For the same reasons we don't let young people vote. Their thought process is different from that of a grown person, they will vote swayed by emotions and only cause trouble.

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>>36289363
>the pilot informs us that we have landed at london gatwick
>hmm that doesn't sound like tendie land
>perhaps we have to carpool
>as we leave the airport it becomes apparent that something is very wrong
>where is honey mustard valley? choccy milkshake falls? mount tendie?
"Hurry the fuck up, Anon, we're going to visit Buckingham Palace!"
>a palace! that sounds more like the place for king tendie!
>we arrive
>it's just some dumb grey building with a bunch of marge simpson look a likes mincing outside
>the walls aren't made of breadcrumbs, the doors aren't guarded by grimace
"THE PLACE IS NOT FIT FOR THE KING OF CLUCKS, SO I SHALL DETHRONE THESE IMPOSTER FUCKS!"
"Stop yelling, Anon, Jesus you're so embarrassing!"
>using all of my hard strength a pull the gates from their hinges and make my way to the entrance
>armed guards attempt to tackle me but are incapacitated by my stench
>i barge in and see the queen on her throne
>i teleport behind her, unsheathe my katana and...
>actually i didn't do that but it would've been wicked cool
"What is one doing in one's home?"
"I AM THE KING OF CHICK-FIL-A! AND I'M TAKING OVER YOUR PALACE TODAY!"
"i reach down deep into my onesie, pull out a large dollop of tendie slime and launch it at her face
>it hits her square between the eyes and she drops dead instantly
>i sit upon my throne, reach into my onesie, pull out a burger king crown and place it on my head
>a guard walks in,
>he bows to me
"All hail, King Tendie. Your Mother and Sister are here your Highness what shall I do"
"...Execute them."
"As you wish."
>I can hear their screams
"NO! OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!"
"their agonizing screaming jolts me awake
>i'm still on the plane
>the screaming is real
>i look down at my teletubbies digital watch
>the screen reads 9:02 am 9/11/01

OMG!

Where'd you get a teletubbies digital watch?

>>36289363
>>get a whole section to myself as no-one will sit with me
I find it hard to believe you weren't kicked off.

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theyre normies, but not only that theyre dumb, fat, ugly breeder normies

i would say its fake but theyre kids so i dont know

>>36289315
>child abuse is funny
So are serial killers XDDDD

>>36289394
They live in a big house, and can afford like 6 kids so I'm assuming they are well off. Is this what they call white privelage.

>>36289302
How do people make Internet friends?
I'm at a loss here. Like I don't understand that concept. I just assume everyone is a guy or F B Eye. Like what's the point in having online friends?

>>36289443
Having internet friends to play vidya with is pretty good and you don't have to go outside to get them.

>>36289443
How do people make internet freinds
I joined a discord for writers and found these people. Just find something you're interested in and search for a discord of it, I'm actually not sure whether I'm their friend or not
What's the point of having online friends?
I'm just lonely so I seek some kind of social contact, I just wanted to be happy

>>36289287
This couple again? Give it a rest. Fuck off.

>>36289287
>Cause it's up to YOU to make it fair.

>>36289287
2 things:
You think beauty just comes around the corner, and the pretty women you see on the street are like this when they wake up, that they shit butterflies and don't need to work for this beauty?
Do you also think that this beauty has more worth than one's work? Do you think this beauty will remain and that she will be able to make a profit on it forever?

Just accept you are a lazy and idiot fuck who can't do shit right, and whose only joy is loathing in his own problems, repeating "it's not my fault! it's not my fault !!!!11!"

Work can get you somewhere, and you just never worked, no matter how hard you could try to convince yourself otherwise.

Yes yes! Originally, originally, orignolly, yes!!

what do you propose as an alternative for people who actually have diagnosed gender dysphoria tho?

>>36290127
Continued talk therapy and meditative techniques to suppress those wicked urges.