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Normalfag things you just don't get 2017-04-22 07:11:55 Post No.36470500
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Normalfag things you just don't get
Anonymous
2017-04-22 07:11:55
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>youtube celebrities
>a gf
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>snapchat
Why people cant just use text?
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>>36470500
>"hookup culture"
>celebrity gossip
>wanting to go to France
>always going on holidays to some tropical island in the Pacific
>saying things like "you're beautiful xx <3" to someone ugly
>wanting kids just 'because'
>supporting an opinion just because it's the norm
>wearing make-up
>smart phones
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100% Instagram and snapchat
Twitter makes me laugh though
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Hey /r9k/ how do i kiss a girl?
Ive nev skised anyone aside from a little smooch and well tonight im going to a party so if the opportuniry happens i dont want to l
ook like a total retard.....
Any tips?
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don't worry man, chad will steal all the mouth sex from you.
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>inb4 you typed like shit
my keyboard has autism
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>>36470470
Use your tongue, they are like dogs, they sense fear so you need to give it the best you've got.
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If you feel like killing yourself, how about you don't.
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>>36470361
Well shit if that's all it takes, I guess I wont
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That puppy wants me to die.
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even with a cute pupster of my own. I still think about necking myself everyday. Even if it means my little sniffster goes hungry and dies along side me.
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What are you drinking tonight anon?
If you are not drinking....why?
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you're not samson. fuck off, light weight.
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South german beer just ordered two pizzas and see where im going with this this night
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>>36470265
My drink of choice is hieniken.
Don't touch hieny
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>going out tonight
>gonna go to a party with my friends
>gonna get shitfaced drunk and probably fuck some roastie stacy
have fun staying here tonight loserssee you tomorrow
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I could have had that life. I chose not to. There was nothing in it for me. I'm a robot by choice.
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>>36470245
yeah, that sounds just riveting. have fun!
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>>36470257
I just do this to fill the empty void inside, there is notihng to it
tomorrow it's gonna be the same old shit only I'm gonna be hungover
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Turn 20yo today my dudes. Still KHHV. Will it ever get better?
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No. 20 is the point of no return. You've had 2 years in the "adult" world or 2 years in college where girls are sluts.
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>>36470244
No, but you did get repeating digits.
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>>36470264
idk bro, i was a KHHV until I was 23.
My gf just told me she's an "empath" which is some science fiction based paranormal bullshit. Apparently she can feel what other people are feeling from miles away, and can attach herself to other emotions. When I told her that's all just silly nonsense she got pissed at me for "judging her"
Wtf is women
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>gf
Why exactly are you here again?
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>>36470167
>Apparently she can feel what other people are feeling
That's called 'being a human being'. Your gf sounds annoying.
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>>36470185
I have ascended my friend. I remain here because it's comfy
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>writing suicide note while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylMqxLzNGo
>mfw
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>>36470146
Post more comfy classical music before you go anon. ;_;
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>>36470146
Here, get a sense of duty instead of this moody shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VaKqIzxYNU
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>>36470146
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSfqNEvykv0
Have a good one before you go, anon.
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>black guy with only white friends
don't tell me this was you
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Why the fuck does it matter?
If black people don't feel comfortable around bix nood ghetto niggas they should be able to befriend white people/other races.
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>>36470077
>he has/had friends but thinks that he is a robot
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>white friend
>mulatto friend
>white friend
>Korean + white friend
>white friend
>white friend
I pass right?
i know it's not the best board to ask but does anyone here do online work? I need some help getting started. any pointers? I have some basic photo editing skills (i use pixlr because can't afford photoshop) and have some overall technical prowess and thats all my skills. but is there still ways for me to make money online?
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I sometimes do transcription work (rev.com). Not great money, but it's something.
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>>36470058
just draw bara furry at hentaiforge or something.
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>>36470058
Fiverr or upwork
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/cwt/ Comfy Waifu Thread 2017-04-22 06:50:01 Post No.36470053
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Saturday!
Time for a /cwt/ (Comfy Waifu Thread)
There's no subject for this thread, but be kind and respectful to one another okay?
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>>36470053
All you're waifus are shit. SHIIIT.
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>>36470053
Kind anon, could you please explain what one does in a "Comfy Waifu Thread"?
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>>36470072
youree a shit keksd
goteem
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Why shouldn't calling yourself a 'fembot' or 'femanon' be banworthy outside of /soc/? 2017-04-22 06:46:29 Post No.36469967
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Why shouldn't calling yourself a 'fembot' or 'femanon' be banworthy outside of /soc/? 2017-04-22 06:46:29 Post No.36469967
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Why shouldn't calling yourself a 'fembot' or 'femanon' be banworthy outside of /soc/?
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It's gotten out of hand. This site isn't meant for socializing and attention-whoring. We all know that there are no girls on the Internet, and even if there were girls here, they shouldn't mention it. Femanons are always mentioning that they are a girl, even when it's not relevant. Plus, the words 'femanon' and 'fembot' are mostly just used to troll.
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>>36469967
Yeah and even then they aren't true robots.
I talked with a """fembot""" for quite some time and she only ended up hating me. Calls me a loser now.
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>>36469967
At first I had a hard time believing, then as time had passed and I just lurked and lurked, I realized something. Yes I'm 23 kv but still something was different, now it hit me, you are truly all completely retarded. I know people call /r9k/ cancer all over the internet, but I seriously thought for a bit that I just might belong here, but no...
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>>36469967
Yea that, ok, but, who is waifu in jpg?
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Hey anons, what I'm about to describe may sound really fucking weird but I mean it in all seriousness. I have to know if there is a name for this thing that sometimes happens to me.
>Doing regular stuff
>Start thinking about my existence
>Think about stuff like how small our planet is compared to other things in the universe or how humans are essentially just really smart primates, etc.
>The more I think about it the more surreal and bizarre it feels to be alive
>Suddenly a really intense feeling of complete disconnection to my body overcomes me
>Feels like some sort of existential crisis
>Usually at this point I start thinking phrases like "why am I here?" or "why is this happening right now?" over and over
>This lasts for about one minute until the feeling fades away
>Mfw
Also, no, I'm not high (or ever been) while this happens.
Has this ever happened to any of you anons?
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>>36469960
Read the Bible and learn the the word of God, confused soul.
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>>36469991
I've been thinking about religion a lot recently. Unfortunately, my family has always been secular so I don't know much about it. After reading the Bible, what else could I do to learn stuff about theology?
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>>36470066
Join a church and a Bible study group. It also gives you a feeling of belonging.
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are you alone this weekend or no
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>>36469928
only if u have pp
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is this a trick question? i'm always alone
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>>36469928
Man her face hot kinda fucked up like you can see how she tries to hide it but it's there sticking out like sore thumb
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>tfw no rich orbiters 2017-04-22 06:43:27 Post No.36469901
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Being a female robot is awful. I just get games as gifts, never jewelry or stuff that's actually good like every other normie girl
Fembot feels thread ;_;
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>>36469901
What's your Instagram
Originally downloaded that app on my phone
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Fuck off you cum gurgling whore
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>>36469901
Ewugh post pics