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Would you marry/be with a porn star if she continued working?
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>>38954750
Working as what, a radio host?
Maybe platonically if she was still a pornstar
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>>38954761
continued working as a porn star, you dumb fuck
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>>38954766
Believe it or not, some pornstards branch into different careers.
Would you, OP?
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NEET REHABILITATION PROGRAM 2017-08-09 08:20:09 Post No.38954664
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NEET REHABILITATION PROGRAM
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Here is a general framework for NEET rehabilitation:
1. Start lifting
2. Pick up a sport you can use to make friends like Tennis and sign up for local competitive play (doesn't matter if you're bad just go out there and do it over and over)
3. Take classes like wine classes, cooking classes, dancing classes, whatever
4. Enroll in school and enroll in group-learning based classes so you can get those social gains
5. Literally uninstall every game you own and delete your steam account, accounts on whatever forum you're on, etc.
6. Go to local cultural events like art fairs and concerts and don't bring your phone
7. Start reading the news, read longform journalism websites like the ringer for sports or avc for film or GQ for fashion so that you have things to talk to other people to (at least an hour a day)
8. Go to a tailor for fitting clothes and follow fashion / get a designer haircut
9. Take photos everywhere you go and start posting on social media and connecting with everyone you will meet along the way
Pic is end result people will fall all over you
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I dunno, if I have to drop my hobbies and who I am as a person for sex, I think I'll just die alone instead.
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>>38954664
I still can't comprehend how neets don't understand why living without purpose makes them so unhappy.
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>don't bring your phone
>take pictures everywhere you go
is short term memory also a point on the list?
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ITT: What is your fetish anons? post them and let other anons judge you
>breast expansion
>hucows/huge tits
>lactation
>transformation
>bra busting
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what is her name because my goodness those tits are fucking majestic
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>>38954663
I shouldn't have clicked...
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Top 5 worst r9k posters*:
1. Anime posters
2. Discord posters
3. Vagina bearers
4. Non-virgins
5. Traps
*As measured by post quality, enjoyability and originally.
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>>38954532
>frog posters
>better than anime posters
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>>38954552
thats not an argument you scum of earth
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>>38954532
Joke's on him: frogs ain't got ears.
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The doctor is in!
Tell me your problems, /r9k/, and I'll recommend a suicide method appropriate to your needs.
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>>38954515
Well doc, I'm a bored NEET who hates life and is in love with a girl who has been dead for years now and I'm obsessed with her. I have no money or education. I'm also a manlet I guess. Give it to me straight doc, what's the best you can do for me?
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>>38954544
I'm sorry to hear about your troubles, anon.
Tell you what, since you've suffered enough already, I'll try and make your death as peaceful as possible.
I'm prescribing you 15g of powdered pentobarbital. You need to dissolve it in water and drink the solution.
Wishing you all the best, anon.
Dr. Chad.
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>>38954571
Thank you Chad, you are truly my greatest ally
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I-Is this the average fembot?
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>fembot
no such thing
theres only thots
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>>38954468
They very very rarely exist, and entertaining the idea that they are even 1% of the total robot population is a fucking joke. Fembots practically do not exist. Most that claim to be are just temporarily lonely average girls. Not robots
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bump ll
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> tfw no BPD gf
> tfw no gf that's extremely clingy and goes nuts if you don't respond to her messages in a minute or two
> tfw no gf that tries to contact you and call you in the middle of the night trying to get your attention
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>>38954461
Been there, done that, you don't want this anon, you will slowly realize she's cutting you out of your friend group and you will be left sad and alone. That or a massive faggot from the hating women afterward
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>>38954461
I've been awake for 42 hours
You don't want this. Go away live a happy life
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>>38954461
except when they split you and then go fuck chad, and then beg for your forgiveness
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>Almost everyone alive today will be dead in 100 years time
>Everything you do is meaningless
>You life just consists of consuming and excreting
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>>38954421
Consuming is amazing and I just took a shit and it felt great.
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nice edgy nihilism faggot!
very original commet
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>Everything you do is meaningless
Yeah but feels good man.
is smoking 5 cigarettes a say gonna fuck my breathing up? idc about heart attacks or anything else but just breathing. i just like a few cigs a day to feel better when i feel depressed and whatnot
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>Is doing an action that negatively effects my lungs going to hurt my breathing
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Nah Ive been smoking around 5 cigarettes a day for 10 years and hasn't affected me at all except for some Flem in the morning
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>>38954405
Yes. I used to smoke 2-3 a day and fucked my breathing up.
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I'm useless. I feel like complete shit. No degree or i had finished a highschool. 20yo dumbfuck that survives thanks to some old family friend. I am broken far beyond the eternity. Life is fukin lie.
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Nah you're alright man. Still a baby, got everything to look forwards to.
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>>38954404
But with no finished high school im just a useless piece of trash
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>>38954375
Git gud loser.
Attend high school.
Get gud degree.
You are 20 years old. That means you have a great advantage over your peers because your brain is more mature and developed. Enter high school and focus on your studies, you will be first place in no time. Then you can get a good degree and be set for life. All it takes is commitment. You must commit otherwise you will remain garbage your entire life.
Is it even possible to turn your life around past the age of 23?
>asian
>college drop out
>kissless, handholdless, contactless virgin
>no job experience
>no friends
>masturbate to cuckold, raceplay, wmaf porn everyday
>no drivers license
>no skills
>no hobbies
>brainlet who can barely stay focused on reading for more than 10-15 minutes
>spend at least 8-10 hours a day on 4chan, minimum
tired of living such a pathetic "life". how can i fix myself?
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The reality is that it only takes 6 months to change everything in your life, You can learn a skill enough for a career, start going out, and take care of yourself.
Your reality is that you won't. You'll think about it everyday of how short of a distance it could be for you to be happy, but you won't do it. You're pathetic and you would've changed by now if your willpower wasn't so shit.
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>>38954347
Just hide in your room forever anon
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>>38954376
it's not even a willpower problem most of the time, it's a guidance problem
most people like OP never recieved proper guidance from their parents
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Imagine all people, from all around the world, on /r9k/ would do an hero on the exact same day.
Just think about it, y'all would go down in history as part of a big conspiracy, part of a thing that will move the world once again.
People will see 9/11 as a joke after this.
What do you guys think about this "silly thought"?
Would you guys take part on something like that?
Before FBI joins this thread:
>this is not a call to do so
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood
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>>38954318
It would be a lot better if there was an actually concerted effort to enact the beta uprising
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I've thought about this before, when I was mentally ill. I still think it would be pretty amazing.
>The sky turns dark over a busy city street
>Robots begin raining down from the rooftops
>Mass chaos as the bodies smash cars and kill pedestrians, leaving a huge pile of corpses
A man can dream.
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>>38954318
autistic robots and NEET's dying oh no what will people do without us?
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What's your opinion on dank healing crystals, r9k?
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>>38954302
trendy hipster bullshit that's sold to scam retards out of their money
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>>38954302
They're great to have around if you don't have health insurance. So are magic beans and crucifixes (for vampires).
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>>38954302
are you real asking for peoples opinion on fucking rocks?
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What is the most effective way to completely suppress hunger/appetite?
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>>38954291
Take uppers. It's the only thing that has ever worked for me.
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>>38954291
I hear eating's best to deal with that
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230 grains of lead, applied intercrainially.
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Name one legitimate way 4chan has improved your life.
GO
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>>38954289
/fit/ convinced me to exercise and eat better. Now I weightlift regularly and have lost 50 pounds.
/lit/ convinced me to read more.
/sci/ convinced me to finish my degree and go to med school
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>>38954289
I can shitpost here instead of saying retarded shit in real life conversations.
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>>38954289
I got a bf from 4chan.