Say your problems in simple greentext lines and other robots try to give you advice.
>23 year old
>"good" professional path (Big 4 audit senior)
>major depression and anxiety kid
>physical abuse and isolation as kid
>attempted suicide in 2 consecutive weeks and failed hard
>literal drug addict and alcoholic
>drinking a 6 pack and vaping some weed while I wait for my guy to bring me my cocaine
>can't quit substance abuse because nothing else soothes the pain
What is it about tattoos that just say: low class.?
>see the FaceApp added a hilarious new feature where you can change people's races
>it looks incredibly funny
>I'll download the app now
>find out they've already removed it because social justice warriors complained about it
I FUCKING HATE LIBERALS! Why do they have to ruin my fun?
Does anyone else have those weird little muscle spasm things where you can feel and see a small area on your body vibrate? What is that supposed to be?
Women hate thread.
No reason to stand up for these cunts, gimme more reason to be upset.
I unironically browse Reddit and so do you
total mindfog edition
Xi has had a long day negotiating treaties. It's time for his rest
>I dont have anything unique or funny to post, I just want to be near the top of the tread
Made myself a promise like this for this year, not going great. I don't know how its august
What do you think your life as a girl would be like?
idk, was forced to be homeschooled my whole life so I'd probably still be into gaming and shit, im fairly certain I was born with both genitals but like, what's done is done and I'm 100% male now. I would probably have more freedom to explore career paths other than engineering/medicine if I were a girl but as it is I've just sort of accepted it. also my height wouldn't be an issue anymore (5'7)
I'm pretty shy and reserved as a male, so I imagine that'd be even more pronounced as a girl. Probably would just be a booky/creative, kind of demure chick. Also I'm already short as fuck at 5'4", so assuming that transfers over proportionately based on the female average I'd be like fucking 4'10". And as much as people say being short isn't an issue for girls, I could see that being pretty annoying. Would be scared of getting raped everywhere I go. But yeah other than that I could see it being pretty comfy, my personality and interests would make more sense coming from a girl.
I'd probably be happier desu.
All I want in life is a goth girlfriend...
I saw about 3 goths walking the same way home as me, playing some edgy, slow paced music out a portable radio.
They were all singing along to it and it was so hard not to laugh.
>tfw trying to find new music
>discover "christian" music
>it's actually pretty damn good
>normie proof, not more than 70k views
>DUDE JUST LIFT LMAO
Wat is your IQ?
I just bought some new boots, /r9k/.
Did I fuck up and get autism shoes? Or will I be okay?
>Walking around neighborhood
>Old man stops me
>"What are you doing?"
>Tell him I'm just walking around because I never get to
>He retorts with "Walk around stare at pretty mail-boxes and people all-day?"
>Doesn't believe I'm just walking around
>Tell him where I live
>He gets upset because I wasn't precise
>Tells me I'm on camera in case I do anything
>Get upset and say "That's alright" and throw my hands up and walk away
Has anybody else had this happen to them?
Anyone else like somewhat average-looking chubby girls with a "cute" aesthetic mainly? A sexy aesthetic does nothing for me and often repulses me but a soft, girly look makes me diamonds.
Yes, robot turned cyborg and now normie, here is why
>non-threatening because they aren't as "in demand" as sexy girls
>more like anime/manga/whatever your shitty hobby is and less like the stuff you dont like (rap/pop music/TV/etc)
>generally more kind/understanding
>less attractive so more suited to you
its a fucking meme, you'll start with a practice gf, then stay with her for 2 years as she gains 100 pounds and you aren't even attracted to her anymore, but love her and can't leave her
please god help me