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>>38337086
Step 1: meds

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>>38337265
Not going to happen, kid

>>38337295
Then neither is fixing your life.

/thread

if you fuck up like the cuck you already are

>>38337066
That picture makes me really happy

It takes a lot of adrenaline and courage to slit your own throat

I don't think you should kill yourself this way

Why do you want to live in Japan?

>>38337043
Upboated my good sir :^)

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Me too!

AMA!

>>38337008
>reddit spacing
You need to go back.

>>38337008

Not a meme. Newfags trying to fit in.

I've had it said to me since around 2015 I think. Before then I cannot remember it ever being said, but my memory of that far back is none too reliable.

Take my comment as you will.

>>38337170
You will not troll me

>>38337196
So... it is a meme then?

because I only want half my stuff stolen, not all of it

>>38336988
lel
kek
jej
fif

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>>38336914
I'm going to live on Spain for the next 4 years and to my knowledge it's infested with Gypsies.
My father taught me that Gypsies are thieves and like roaches.
Why should I fall for your proposition, anon?

psychobump

He's kindly explaining that free will is horseshit.

>>38336846
Free will isn't real but nothing is predetermined

>>38336843
>friend

Gtfo normie

>>38336843
smash all of the equipment
if your friend tries to stop you, hit him

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Say Hitler did nothing wrong and proceed to drop redpills

looks kinda gross tbqhfam

>>38336810
No. In fact I want to vomit now.

>>38336810
>that anus

No thanks famalam

This is bullshit, bros. Kill me.

God dammit. Can't I get any replies? ;_;

>NTROnline
kek

Also, NTR a shit.

>>38336752
No you won't. You will just move to anime or video games or some other antisocial hobby.

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>tfw internet is literally the only contact I have with single women
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG INCEL PLUMPFT

>>38336778
I don't watch anime or play video games, although I did when I was in high school. Nope, if I don't have the internet.. there's literally no reason for me to stay inside.

Usually I just end up eating something because I'm getting less sad when I don't eat

Tried eating around 800 calories every day for a week straight.
Got really lethargic and only lost 1lb.

I also think it triggered occular migraines. Never had a migraine before but started to see flashing lights in my eyes for about 20 minutes and when it went away I had a really bad headache and nausea for a few hours. Happened twice in two days.

My advice is if you're going to do it you really need to not get too excited by how easy it really is.

The trap I always fall into is losing a ton of weight in two weeks then thinking to myself "wow that was easy" and then putting it all back on instead of staying on track with my goals.

Much easier than starvation is just eating like 800 calories a day or so if you're lazy.
If you have the willpower or like doing things, you could try exercising too but don't include that in your calorie tracking.

Self bump. I want some people to feel with.

Welp. Every thread I make gets no replies and dies. See you in the archives.

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>>38336868
oh no you dont

you get back here

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Whats up! Ladies and gentlemen of Youtube, Boogie2988 comin' at ya live once again, through the power of the internet!

>slurps chemically concentrated transfat

>punches chest to restart heart

PAY MY HEALTH CARE!

>obliterates asscrack on chair cylinder
>incessantly lisping

Hoy goys it's me Francis aand ay hav somethin I want off my chest, THOUSE REPOBLICANS ARENT PAYIN' MY HEALTHCARE 'R DEY STOPID OR SOMETHING?

>Gets 10000 likes

I don't usually make these kinda videos but today is an exception, so if you're new, maybe you just clicked the thumbnail, you've never been to my channel before, I don't usually go political or anything like that, I like talking about pokemons, or about my favorite youtubers.

>desperately tries to inhale air through football shaped nostrils

But today is different, understand my view of the issue, those DAMN REPUBLICANS ARENT PAYING MY HEALTHCARE!

>Smears mayonnaise on upperbody

>skin absorbs mayonnaise

Don't forget to subscribe. I love you guys!

he preps the bull
for real

>>38336661
disgusting fat pos

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>Firm Handshakers in the house tonight
>My sides.

July is for combimemes

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>>38336816
It doesn't matter what month it is; what matters is the firmness of your handshake...

>we're all gonna make it brahs

I hate this retarded /fit/ phrase so much. /fit/ in general is such a cancerous board.

Getting laid is overrated. I got laid this year (after a 2 year dry spell) and now I might have AIDS.

>>38336650
anon

did you fall for the trap meme