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>>37198729
>I bet you 5000000000 rupees that my gf's tits are better than yours.
I don't have tits I'm a boy

>>37198729
That's not your gf.

>>37198729
Yep. Those are better than my tits.

>>37198595
No, but niggers are

>>37198651
you have to be retarded to think that black people are the only people who can be savages.

>>37198699
The crusades are one shining example. Knights sure did love to rape and murder.

>>37198409
Well you do have like billions of sperm, so statistically speaking, you're correct.

If a child is unfortunate enough to be raised by a robot, I don't think there's a possibility of them becoming geniuses.

good
fuck them chadlings

This makes me wonder ... are most children normies by birth?

>see picture of my younger self
>horrified by how much I've aged
young me wasn't even good looking either

When I was younger, I looked so happy. Now I hate everyone and everything - especially myself

you're a cute girl OP

>>37198234
I'd fuck your boipucci.

oriiig

>>37198234
be my lesbo gf

sober me- whatever

drunk me- fuck im such a useless shitfuck someone kill me i shouldnt even use oxygen like what the fuck

I feel like a void. Not as in an empty person, but like everything I invested in myself went to nothing.
I keep trying to improve, to get a kick off good habits, but it amounts to nothing but self pity.
I feel dead, I feel like nobody will ever love me, I feel like i'm not worth anything, I feel exhausted.

>>37198010
>How do you feel about yourself?
Nobody ever loves me. At least not for very long.
>Hows your self-esteem?
Self esteem? What's that?

>>37197994
no it's a pretty shitty thing to do especially when you have the means to improve your life

nah I went through some awful shit, wouldn't want that to happen to anyone else.

jail dad, druggie mom, bullied school, poor ass food stamp mac and cheese bullshit everyday, I almost became a school shooter until I watched this nature documentary about how amazing the world was and how complex it was then i realized how life is awesome

>>37198022
No, I tried already but nothing is working out. I always end up worse than before.

At least i get some satisfaction out of seeing someone else's life get ruined too.

>>37197888
Can't spend money on licking a girl's stomach

piss
no

I like traps. And femdom turns me on but i think thats just from trap porn + a lifetime of bullying from women

Id never spend money on either

>>37197763
If you kill your self you will goto hell anon

yes

how much it helps depends on the person drinking it, but alcohol impairs your judgement so obviously yes, if even just a little

Yes! Alcohol is a great way to get over your fear. I tried to shoot myself in the heart

>>37197744
das rite. who wants to ride my cock now?

Alright, which one of you is going to stand up, there's no seats left..

>haha, yeah... my piss bottle spilled so I'm looking for the rug scrubber. Any of you guys seen it?

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edgy faggot helmets are my jam

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>>37197595
I like the classics

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Can't go wrong with basic stuff

>>37197559
Faggot...this is original damnit

what's to even redpill? most people on this earth are nice in their day to day lives yet some of them want to be rewarded for it.

Nice Guys is the bluepill you fucking idiot

>>37197416
http://www.accutas.com.tr/
>Penile Protect

>The increasing rate of obesity is affecting the circumcision results. The healing takes more time for the people who has buried penis into pubic fat. For those clients, the foreskin can cover the glans again after the circumcision procedure due to pressure of the pubic fat tissue. The Penileprotect which has developed to solve this problem also gives comfort to the clients after the operation till the epidermis development completed.

ahahah wtf is wrong with turks

>>37197416
No because incels are only obsessed with virginity because they know if the girl they fixate on for years from afar has any sort of experience with men she'll see all the red flags he puts up and run for the hills.

I'm sure they're also worried about not being able to compete in bed, but considering their personalities KEK at the idea that they'd be able to make it that far without terrifying or disgusting her first.

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>>37197416
No because I'm not insecure


>>37197563
this anon gets it

what does a women gain from those things?
nothing

men need those things in order to have a place in society and thusly have a chance at getting some of the tribes womens

>>37197390
Because it was never evolutionarily advantageous to do so. If a stronger man comes along, or one with more wealth, what advantage is there to staying with the inferior one out of loyalty?

Men need those traits for a variety of reasons. It's evolutionarily advantageous to have other men you can count on during a hunt or a battle with other men.

>>37197390
This seems like a western female thing.

Depends on her other qualities. Is she just a tall 1/10 gross fat freak? For a tall woman like in your pic you need to be a millionaire or a 10/10, preferably both. Or save her life or something.

>>37197304
>Or save her life or something
lol even then you have to be a 10/10 billionaire if you want to date here else she will just look at you with disgust and maybe, just maybe, say thank you

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>>37197224
I date a girl taller than me. Most tall girls are insecure about their height and just want to feel feminine. Being confident with out being creepy goes a long way.