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>hi, femanon here :)
>tfw no gf why live ;w;
>reminder that if you do x, you shouldn't post on this board
>/pol/fagging
Reminder to all that /r9k/ used to be the originality board

>>38119264
yeah because talking about /boipussy/ 24/7 is original and creative content
Youre not doing anything but having a lewd fucking circle jerk

>>38119264
Femanon here. Why are you so hostile to females, are you a virgin? Or maybe you have a small penis that can't please a woman?

your mom
original vbbbloofooxx

4chan is only slightly edgier than reddit

>tfw I actually said that once
being underage is a helluva drug mane

I daydream all the time but MBTI says Im INTP so yeah, I don't think that this is an illness.

>>38119209
I personally don' t think it is an illness but a condition that is usually a symptom for actual mental illnesses.

>>38119181
I am guilty of maladaptive daydreaming. My fantasy world has been built up over the last 15 years and is extremely elaborate. It has it's own set of rules and long standing relationships. I'm super ashamed of it.

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>>38119155
Why would i turn away the pic that im fapping to

>>38119169
XD it seems that /r/atheism has reached this place too.

>>38119155
I don't really think Jesus and Mary care that much that you play with your penis but they would like it if you had a gf or someone to make you happy.

>>38119123
Chad succs it
says "bro I'ts not gay"
calls you a virgin bitch

Passable traps comprise roughly a quarter of a quarter of one percent of the adult population so... no it is not easier in any sense.

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>>38119123
Why won't you faggots stop hating being gay instead of trying to pretend that the definition of gay is something different.
Now listen here; faggots get on my everloving nerves but the only thing worse than a faggot is a retarded faggot.
Get it together, gay boy.

>>38119122
Wny should Mumpf be impeached, OP? What'd he do?

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Because he hasn't done anything worthy of impeachment maybe?

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>>38119152
THE SCOOPS
HE GOT ONE TOO MANY

she's not wrong, the only value women have is looks so of course they are held to that standard, while a guy needs to have a job, be charming etc, a guy isn't judged entirely on looks while a woman is

>>38118954
this but also men have a way lower standard for women

an equivalent 5 woman that guys think would be like some 3 guy for girls

Femanon here. It's true. Women put a lot more time and effort into their appearance than men do, sometimes in ways you won't realize. Women who wear makeup every day, all else being equal, are more likely to be more successful.

>>38118915
I love the NHK soundtrack so much

https://soundcloud.com/artemijko/14-yoru-wa-fuwari-kaze-wa

>>38118966
Good idea bringing music into the thread anon.

>>38118915
>comfy Hikikomori thread
like a battlestation thread on /g/?

>give attention whores more attention further spoiling women

No, that's okay.

>>38118905
>can't handle the fact that a qt like my waifu will never look at you

>that
>qt
OP what the fuck is wrong with you

>>38118836
Grow the fuck up and get a shitty job like a normie. It's really not that bad once you get used to it, it's basically high school.

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Stop ewhoreing and build a business or service faggot. You sound like you have decent skills. You could start small: selling wholesale, build up 50 plus Twitter accounts, build websites, etc. Read blackhatworld and entrepreneur.com faggot.

>>38118885
Also get a shitty wagecuck job or decent job cause you have some college for the time being

>>38118800
I'd just say "no."

>>38118821
doing this will embarass your parents for raising such a loser child

>>38118839
Then say that you're a homosexual. People like gays nowadays or something.

They probably have actual mental illnesses.

For the lulz. What else?

>>38118745
>why?
youll understand when you get here.

>>38118697
It's messier when you are a girl.

Because it gets on the surrounding tissue.

>>38118697
I'm a dude and will occasionally dab the tip of my dick when I'm home, not often, but sometimes.
Just gets the residual piss out I guess.

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>>38118690
Congratulations, nigger. Also, original.

bicalutamide is by far the most effective AA for breast development

>>38118719
>there are people who don't use the catalog in 2017

>>38118668
>not really drugs
>posts drugs

>not really a dealer
>sells drugs

The cognitive dissonance is to the max

>>38118668
You're a middle man

>>38118911
They're not anymore drugs than alcohol or tobacco. They're even well on their way to legalize them here.

>>38118963
I think both of them are further selling the stuff though.