Humans have evolved technologically faster than their brains have evolved.
As a result we will all be destroyed.
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>>35465286
We'll all be destroyed someday anyways. No biggie
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>>35465286
technology is a meme, just because we can produce 20 million shoes in an hour and ship them anywhere on earth does not mean we are advanced in any meaningful way. even the hunter gatherers understood, if you could return to the same spot to find the same food then you could just remain steward over it. did you ever think they just preferred not to? is it so alien to assume they just accepted that their children may or may not die early? nothing new under the sun
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>>35465286
Technology can only evolve as much as the brain has evolved and as far as the human mind can go.
Been playing terraria lately because some cool mods are out there and they're pretty fun. Also it helps soothe my moderate autism.
I realized while sorting some chests today that I had at least 2 copies of a bunch of vanity items and unique weapons that I didn't need, and then realized I had them as though someone might come play with me, when that simply isn't the case.
fucked me up a bit desu
what times have you been autistic bros?
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>>35465253
video games are now mainstream so they are not autistic
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>>35465253
what mods are there? are there lewd mods?
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>>35465253
I played Minecraft with bee mods
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ITT: I will reply to every post. Ask me anything, or ask me to comment about things you are interested in. Or simply state your views and I will respond with what I think about it.
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Reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.
This DOES NOT apply to anyone other than OP. All other mothers are safe.
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Have a post
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>>35465247
And here is my reply to my own post. I hope you didn't think I would forget.
Why are robots so obsessed with having kids?
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>>35465168
>Why are robots so obsessed with having kids?
in almost every single thread on /r9k/ asking if they want to have kids, a majority are antinatalist
you are thinking about /pol/frogs
go to /pol/ if you want their opinions, not here
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They want to go all Josef Fritzl on them.
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>>35465168
because they have the light of life in them in opposition to a hedonist society whose child-hating perspective you hold as normal
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I'm getting worried. There are several ant colonies in my lawn, and when I mow it they always get disturbed. Recently, I noticed lines of ants going between the different colonies, and an increased number of ants showing up in my house. Have the colonies teamed up to destroy me? How far should I let this go before attacking them back?
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use a flamethrower
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there's some guy on YouTube who uses molten aluminum to make art by pouring it down anthills
Look into that, you may be able to win the war and make yourself a few trophies
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>>35465160
Squash the rebellion with your water hose. Become the ant Hitler.
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I'm sorry for trying to act macho and intimidate you
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I don't understand.
This is probably not an original statement.
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>>35465124
I don't forgive you, leave me be
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>>35465124
dont let it happen again or i might really break your teeth next time
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Fucking damn dudes. I know this is going to be a shit-tier thread but I am going to share this shit because I can
>Inb4 banhamerino
So I just bought new shoes because I got money which is rather nice considering my boss forgets to pay us. So! I didn't notice I chose the wrong number. Long story short I said ''fuck it I'm not wearing these ever again''
At the third day of using those fuckers I discovered a bubble on my heel. Ignorant and careless I popped it with my fingers and removed the skin. I didn't look at my toe until today morning and what the fuck. I see a purple gangrena-looking spot with the size of the bubble. I literally shit myself... Apparently it's healing according to the doctor but to me it looks purple-brown-red. Have you guys had any of these?
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>>35465025
Btw, not diabetic.Still, fucking gas gangrene
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>>35465025
>So!
what the fuck is this
go back to ______
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>>35465055
This
Also you didn't get gangrene but I hope you do and die you normal scum
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>finally get qt gf
>all i feel is fear that i'm gonna lose her
what the FUCK
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>>35464988
Start crying and telling her about your feelings
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>>35464988
I scored a qt gf too. Im going into this fearless and a little shy
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>>35464988
feeling this fear is my greatest fear
maybe you ought to jus bin her m8
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Trump 2096 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Monday at work. I have no pictures yet.
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>>35464986
you can be her caretaker because she's obviously retarded.
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>>35464986
>Trump 2096
So you're saying Trump will solve human mortality and continue being re-elected as president over and over?
I'd be okay with that.
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>>35464986
i love this one unironically because even if its a fantasy its the most realistic for me
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>tfw kissless but not a virgin
Feels like I'm cheating or something
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>>35464952
Did you fuck an unconscious girl
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>>35464980
No, we were both very very drunk and we went to an empty bathroom and I fucked her (we were in a bar) but we didn't kiss. It was really shitty not going to deny but at least I'm not a virgin anymore
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>>35464952
>tfw i had sex ONCE a year ago
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>look at clock
>3:05 AM
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>>35464893
What do you need to get up early for
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>>35464893
Sup ameribro
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>>35464893
>go to bed at 4am
>it's not even because of daylight savings
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>Lived a comfy life
>Had no friends because I'm an asshole
>had the ability to do a lot of cool stuff but didn't because that's what everyone does
>get accepted into the nuke program
>barely pass anything
>probably going to fail out
>spend over 6 hours a day studying after 10 hours of school
>can't have a conversation with gf because all she does is stress me out more
>people constantly make jokes like "join the dive team"
>dive team is 4 students half a year ago who jumped off the military dorms and died
I'm not asking for it to be easy. I just want to the stress to stop. Is there anyway to destress?
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>>35464863
there is not. you can drink but that exacerbates the problem (medically, not morally or something dumb like that)
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Transcendental Meditation has helped me immensely. It costs $2,000 to join and learn the technique where I live. Below is a link that essentially teaches everything I'd learned. My mother paid $500 for me to learn the technique when I was under 18, but I find it to be a tool that I have used to destress for the rest of my life, and if not for finding this guide online, I'd insist the benefits I've experienced have made it worth every cent.
Hope it helps you as much as it helped me.
http://caic.org.au/eastern/sydda/free-tm.htm
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>>35465219
I realize the link has left out information.
The way I practice meditation is as follows:
>30 seconds to decompress and adjust myself to comfort, sitting down
>close eyes
>begin thinking about mantra (mine's ieng)
>do this for 20 minutes(set timer beforehand, plenty of apps for this very purpose)
>after 20 minutes, stop thinking mantra
>remain seated with eyes closed for 2-3 minutes
>once in morning, once in afternoon
>repeat daily
>if especially stressed, meditate once more for 10 minutes
If you find you twitch, see visuals, fall asleep, or feel exceptionally energetic after, that's normal, so don't worry. Try to do while sitting, because you'll almost guaranteed fall asleep meditating while laying down.
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If you haven't been strapped to a gurney and sedated against your will in a hospital GET the FUCK out
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What do you have to do to get this?
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Benzos to the vein really calm the nerves when you're handcuffed to a hospital bed peaking on acid
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>>35464881
>freak out
>attack your restraints when they put them on you
>wake up in different clothes
alternatively
>keep restlessly pulling out your IV
>bleed half a liter in about half a minute from one small hole
>keep doing it
>they strap you down to keep you immobile
What's the youngest possible age to become a robot?
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>>35464783
I started at 17
New friends came on here back in early highschool though. Probably 12 is the absolute youngest.
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Who knows senpai? Who knows...
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Middle school. Kids go through puberty and boys start bullying to show off to girls.
What do you do to pass the time r9k? when the sense of existential dread kicks in and you need an outlet to focus on?
I've been writing fragments of a short story lately. Probably will never become anything but when the urge hits I'll write a character interaction between two or more figures.
They're always in the same time period and town but they don't really intersect so far, just little scenes of their lives. I'm thinking of making it a cohesive story.
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>>35464779
Recently I've just been allowing it to overwhelm me. It's either that or I start thinking about my oneitis again.
Sometimes I wonder if she knows the power she has over me. Sometimes I wonder if she even cares.
Apparently she told a coworker "I'll make you love me then leave". The fact that I'm still chasing her is a testament to my own stupidity.
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>>35464843
I feel that, I gave up on mine years ago but still think about her daily. She'll be happy once you stop pursuing, doesn't mean you need to get over her, but put her happiness first meng.
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>>35464779
It's torn me to shreds. School's been an inconsistent focus, days just seem to go by.
I've been trying to find something to focus on besides amateur internet entrepreneurship, so I'm focusing on improving my wardrobe and getting fit