Reminder that you can't be a robot unless you care about free software
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And know that what people refer to as "Linux" is in fact "GNU/Linux" or as I call it GNU plus Linux.
>>34837118
>Reminder that you can't be a robot unless you care about free software
agreed
>>34837118
I'm in my second year of compsci. I care about monetizing all software. Can you imagine a free distro that sells ad space on the desktop background? But then again I'm a libertarian, not a commie.
Can I at least be a cyborg?
Do you ever feel like punching people for no reason?
I feel like I can relate with niggers now
Relate to them in what way?
>>34837090
in the way of being inherently violent
>>34837097
Got it. Maybe get a punching bag for you residence. I used to have a sausage-shaped pillow that I'd hang from my door and punch when I was angry
Should I go on a date with a 2/10 that likes me for valentine's day
I have my eyes set on someone else but they're taken and I don't think I'll get a chance with them
>>34837053
If you're not attracted to them, you are wasting your time.
>>34837074
I wouldn't mind fugging them and seeing where things might go but I know they would be let down if I decided dating them wasn't worth it
OP, don't let a holiday affect your life choices. Ugly clingy women are scary.
Welp, seems like my AMWF dream is imploding /robotos/
>mfw 28 self-made Asian man
>meet 19 year old 9/10 tall, slim, blond and blue-eyed qt3.14 at a cocktail bar
>studying criminology whole working as hair dresser
>been happily dating for the past three weeks
>told family about her but they don't approve
>says she's too young and not right for me
>brother called her a slut because she has tattoo sleeve
>grand parents threatening me out of my inheritance if I don't break up with her and choose an Asian girl instead (I'm sick of Asian girls)
I've been thinking of asking her to move in with me at my own apartment but the family pressure is getting to me.
My father is alright with her, as he's just happy that I've found someone but my mother is siding with the rest of the family.
What the fuck should I do /r9k/? She's the hottest and sexiest gf I've ever had and she's white too. I love white women :(
>>34836955
>studying criminology whole working as hair dresser
>brother called her a slut because she has tattoo sleeve
your family is right anon, she seems like trash
>>34836955
>3 weeks
>moving in
b8
>>34836955
Teach me your ways senpai.
I need that normie white gf
>only play videogames to fit in on /v/ and have people to talk to
>>34836954
Can I be your friend OP desu?
>stopped playing vidya consistently in 2011 at the age of 24 because it just all just became so boring and repetitive
>played an hour of uncharted 4 a week didn't even feel like I was playing an actual game but a barely interactive movie
I'm not missing much I guess.
>more hours in the SDK than in the actual game
it's still fun but I'm utter shit now
Does anal feel better than vaginal sex?
I don't fuck asses but pussy feels really really good.
>>34836934
Tighter
But not better, not even close.
>>34836934
Giving or receiving it?
>39
>was a NEET until 25
>felt like shit doing nothing all the time
>got a job
>eventually got promoted and make $80k a year
>got a wife, lots of friends
>still prefer my old lazy NEET life
What the fuck is wrong with me, why can't I ever enjoy my life?
>>34836836
Welcome to the rat race. It's a life in which we slave until we die. There's no point in living.
>>34836836
You need a thrill. Go skydiving, or if you wanna be a real titty baller, cheat on your wife.
>>34836836
What was NEET life like back at the turn of the millenium? What sort of crazy NEET things would you get up to supposing the internet wasn't as life consuming as it is nowadays?
I got 160 matches so far in the past 3 weeks since I made my new tinder profile
Am I chad now?
>>34836773
bumped thread desu
do you pay for it or do you get a match out of every 10th girl
because the latter is chad tier and you should leave ree
>>34837325
I got a boost which got me like 30 matches extra desu. but the boost doesn't make you more attractive, it just shows you to more girls
Guys shes 16 but I think I'm in love wat do.
>>34836753
Origialano my boi
>>34836753
Move to Germany
Check and Mate, M8
>>34836786
Shes not in Germany :(
you can set up whatever chat room you'd like. or i can. doesnt matter
ok hi friend
I'll talk to you man. You can setup anything or add me where ever you want just post info.
https://tlk.io(slash)helloanon
does this work?
>tfw no bf with chronic body odor
>>34836507
R9k and its fetishes, I will never fucking get it.
That's me. Want to come live under my pit?
>tfw chronic body odor because I'm german
>tfw no bf who wants to smell and lick me after I'm done working out
nothing feels real and i can't convince myself anything means anything
help
>>34836375
goddamn does that chair look comfy
I know that feel
The good news is that reality is real, since the concept of reality contains that it is real in it. It sounds cyclical but actually it's a matter of definition. It could not be that there is no reality becuase the definition of reality entials that there is something that fits it.
as for the particulars of your situation, any experience has to be cuased by a source at least as complex as the expeirence itself.
>>34837114
>The good news is that reality is real, since the concept of reality contains that it is real in it. It sounds cyclical but actually it's a matter of definition. It could not be that there is no reality becuase the definition of reality entials that there is something that fits it.
Existence is not a predicate.
so /r9k/ how is your sex life
>>34836360
Used to be great
Now it is pic related
I haven't masturbated in a couple days.
Having sex with loose roastie whores is beneath me and I have little interest in breeding as it stands.
>>34836368
I see what you did there and I had a chuckle
Robot music thread
Post songs that you personally relate to or you think describe robot life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1fgWl_HLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1zy-7-PgE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPiGPA51lvU
A couple pretty good ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmWBrN7QV6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQZ0tQrFWf0
>>34836444
Nice trips dude.
post invite links to comfy discord servers
heres a comfy one
https://discord.gg/tevUfsG
don't come in here it's just chads competing for stacies with dozens of orbiters protecting them it's fucked
>>34836331
can confirm its a bunch of beta cucks trying to get with the one stacy in the server
>>34836387
this is really funny and creates tension nice