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>>39486690
Just imagine trying weeed for the first time and feeling extremely vunreable and paranoid like someone is trying to kill you. I have never felt lower than i am now.

You shouldnt care. Think for yourself. If you want me to elaborate i can but if you arent a brainlet you should figure it out.

i've been in college for 3 years and have never gotten invited to a party or had a friend. men CANNOT be robots.

>>39486628
>How do you even get a gf who's into fucked up stuff?
have lots of money

women are less sexual than men, the only reason a woman would play along with your fetish shit is if they had something to gain from you

get her into fucked up stuff yourself

>>39486628
Well there's two ways of achieving this OP.
>Be chad and all that comes along with being a chad.
>2D women since no actual women will want anything to do with you since you aren't a chad.

Ponos in vaggo

Get a fucking job and become successful. Be fulfilled and happy in life and youll show her that you were fine all along and she was being a bitch for nothing :^)

>>39486979
No she doesn't deserve that I want to make her suffer fucking bitch

>>39486563
how do i get someone's wife as my BDSM sub HELP

>>39486563
I think that this is a lie

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Is it that easy to tame a sub?

How do you even lure them in?

Why didn't you call an UBER or some shit?

>>39486548
>don't know how I got home
It's easier to drive than walk. It's a matter of if an asshole that doesn't like to drive risky ironically makes you crash by getting in front of you and slamming on the breaks at yellow lights.

>>39486579
Because my car was there
Also I was confident as fuck

>>39486517
Stop falling for the marijuana vice.

>>39486709
I need pot

I need pot

I need pot

I need pot

>>39486517
>paying for weed
>not growing your own weed
>not smoking backwoods or papers
keep paying niggers for low quality marijuana you cuck

>>39486511
Carpeted kitchen. I hate both so much but with carpeted kitchen it's guaranteed to be messed up when you spill a drink or ketchup or anything. With the bathroom, you can leave the window open to dry up the dampness the carpet soaks up

Depends. I've seen comparable damage to both. Some people I've worked for had them. Every one of them was going to replace the carpet with something else as soon as possible.

Carpeted bathroom sounds comfy desu

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>>39486503
such a keeper isnt she

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Such eloquent feminine language.

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Stupid dumb slut actually thinks she can be a lawyer.

>>39486472
26 yo virgn here

I'll never have my (literal) cousin gf.
She's so dumb and average and I would never like to be seem around her, but she's so hot, she let me hug her for a long time.

Wish I had the guts to try to fuck her, but I'm a coward.

>Already 28 - urge to check out increasing exponentially. All a waste.

I feel this way too, and now I'm experiencing toothache (probably root canal again) and I'm thinking about kms with a knife.

Things never get better, I've been waiting for 10 years now and I literally gave up. I'm just waiting to die.

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>>39487111
What do you have to lose?
If she's hot, it's worth asking the question anon

>>39487371
I would be ashamed if she told the red of the family.

I don't talk to them a lot, not even my parents, but that's a big taboo.

She's single and old, 40 to be exactly.

I guess that's the kind of thing I would do if I was committed to kms, but it's not the case.

did you got STDs?

>>39486426
I'll get tested on monday

>>39486450
>I'll get tested on monday
You're fucking dead kido.

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>>39486396
I usually masturbate to take the pain away for a while. It always comes back though

>>39486396
when i get very sad i usually masturbate.

>>39486396
I play Battlefield listening to Sabaton or work out listening to nasheeds

DONT ASK HER ON A STRAIGHT TEQUILA NIGHT

>>39486372
Whenever this happens to me I end up skulking at the table, I literally cannot dance in public.

>>39486372
I cant even go back to hs cuz of anxiety. you have it easy :/

*lics urr bepis*

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>>39486357
OH LORD GEEEEEZZZZ IM A GIRL BUT I NEED PUSSY TOOOOOO CUZ IM LESBIAN ASF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39486434
*licky ur vagoo*

>>39486337
>Why arn't you a cock hungry femboy trap like Alstofo yet?
Dumb sissy anime boi.

>>39486337
Because I'm looking for cock hungry femboy traps, sadly none of them are into bbc

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>>39486337
>Why arn't you a cock hungry femboy trap like Alstofo yet?
I am not a femboy trap because I am not taking HRT

Chad just needs to be extraordinarily attractive, far beyond regular normalfags.

When you're so attractive that a girl has approached you or asked you out or something like that then you're Chad.

He gets laid easily, and doesn't even know how much pussy he gets.

>>39486303
Chads are defined statistically.
They're the top 20% of attractiveness of any male population.
There's no hard definition based on observed or unobserved traits.