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Is it true that guys should be the ones to message first and even if they're shy, they will message if interested?
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Women aren't genetically coded to do it, so yeah, you make the move or you die alone.
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idk i don't believe in arbitrary rules and nobody talks about that because nobody actually cares?

just do what you feel lol
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Men in general are expected to make the first move. And failure to do so sends social signals that are likely going to be misinterpreted.

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I just dreamed I was on a date Blaire White. Everything went well and stuff on we started making out. Then I hit a crises. What do I do next? I i touch her penis I will be tuned off and cant do it. Do trans women even like that? Do I play with her butt? Is this gay? Am I kissing a guy right now? It feels like a woman. What yo you guys think? Could you do it?
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>>36784005
It's not gay if it's a feminine penis. And if you're that insecure about it, just tell them not to take it out so you can pretend they're a real girl.
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playing with blair whites penis would not be gay though
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>>36784283
>>36784261
Let me see a pic of this penis, por favore.

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it's over

fix yourself before you turn 21 or it's over
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>>36784004
it's over then
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>>36784004
>tfw 20
it's n-not too late...
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Too late, 24 is fast approaching and I have wasted the best years of my life on this shit site, all I have is memories of autistic retards being trolled and bathing in my own self pity.

Ride never ends.

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>nofap 10 minutes

feels fucking amazing
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damnnnn bro howd u make it that far

#goals
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I'm about to edge for 4 hours
I can assure you that will feel better.
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>>36784040
just masturbate like a normal person you fucking cretin

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>at the doctors office today
>woman and her daughter walk in
>daughter is probably like 12-14 years old
>she's super sexy and wearing a tight shirt and super tight yoga pants
>she's petite and skinny but she has big tits and a really fat butt
>can see the entire outline of her lower body in those pants
>can see the outline of her panties they're so tight
>it's amazingly hot, can't help but stare at her ass
>realize I wasn't being conscious of my surroundings
>guy near me staring daggers into me
>pretend to look at my phone and ignore him
Is it such a crime to admire that fat ass from afar?
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Society has unanimously agreed that men are just supposed to ignore someone wearing or doing something really attractive in front of them if its a stranger and especially an underaged girl.
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>>36784116
>society has agreed

I completely missed the fucking vote eh?
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>>36784116
>be me 16
>have no social inhibition
>stare directly at girls w/fatass in yoga pants regulary
>some random black dude finally calls me out on it
I learn from failure I guess

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>tfw probably closet bi
>met guy on discord from here
>he's gay
>he's really sweet and he showed me his tummy once
>told him i was straight
>said i was a good bf and it was a shame that i was straight
>slowly falling for him

I just want to make him happy now boys but I dont think he wants me anymore
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>>36783874
>>slowly falling for him

Kill yourself faggot
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>>36784003
Sorry, I know it's pathetic. I've been lonely for far too long and he's so sweet to me. It's fucked I know
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>>36784029
Just go talk to women

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ITT: People you would rape if given the chance
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>>36783802

Blood, tears, despair.

These things do not expand dong.

I'm more of a willing subjugation kinda guy.
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>>36783802
There is better nips at xtube anon, not just a single pic.
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>>36783802
Honestly, forgetting any moral issue, it wouldn't really be satisfying if she wasn't into it. I may as well just masturbate. Same goes with prostitutes.
I don't do either though because I'm not a degenerate. chaste as fuck

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Whatcha want for breakfast honey?
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>>36783793
A piping hot plate of reality so when I come to my senses and figure out that this ain't real it hits me softer
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>>36783793
Whatever you can cook.
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Fee Fi Fo Fum I smell the cunt of roastie scum
be she alive or be she dead
I'll eat your ass and force you to give me head

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who here has a chronic illness that isn't mental and how do you deal with it? I got chrones and I'm not doing too well plz save me anon
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>>36783714
I have a herniated disc, its tough but its healing. itll be a year or 2 before I am fully recovered i havent had pain since january
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You can do it anon. Some day you'll be an old man who lived a long full life with lots of love and happiness, and you'll come across some young person who doesn't know how to live with your illness, and you'll be able to help him be strong.

My friend has crohns too and it almost ruined his life but he pulled through some of the worst of it, and now he's got a great sense of purpose and knows he can get through anything.
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>>36783714
>>36783732
both fake illnesses

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/sft/

hi
post IDs and make friends and what not
no circlejerking/avatarfagging/drama allowed
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/silIy/

hello
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>>36783699
>no circlejerking/avatarfagging/drama allowed

good one
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A little early, but hopefully it doesn't die. Anyone who posts their profile, remember to say what games you play, and your region.

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>ITT: Post QTs you want to smooch
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She's zoo kawaii
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>>36783697
Is that Pupinia? Good taste.

Here's mine pls no booly
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>>36783934
xhe is not as cute as xir sister

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>walk into gender studies class
>see this

What do
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Nothing.

You're a beta who posts on /r9k/.
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Why the fuck are you at a gender studies class to begin with?
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Ask if I can study her gender

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>watching slasher movie
>white boys are pussys
>scream like girls when they die
>bad guy only has to look at them and they shit there pants
>always fawning over the stacie only to die and she dosnt even care

>black men are the only ones to fight the bad guy
>always cool, calm an collected
>never scream even when dying, cool death lines such as "i will see you in hell moh fucka"
>often live and get the girl in the end

are slasher movies the most redpilled genre?
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but the niggers always die first, they constantly whinge about that
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>>36783633
They are. White boys should be forced to undergo feminization and sold off as sex slaves to Africans in order to undo slavery.
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>>36783698
I would be 100% ok with this

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Who /fellforthegrindrorcraigslist/ here?

>make ad wanting a bj
>6'4 chad comes over in a Chrysler300
>he starts succing like a crazy person and shoves his (thickasfuck) fingers up my bum
>tell him I came so he can leave
>he cums on my balls before leaving
>"t-thanks"
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>>36783576
*/fellforthegrindrorcraigslistmeme/
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>reply to ad for a gangbang
>27 and still the youngest one there
>can barely get it up
>fuck this guy's girlfriend while some 50 something guy fucks her mouth and her boyfriend is taking pictures of it
>can't stay hard, dont even cum and just leave
>feel like throwing up in the hotel parking lot
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>>36783723
What a lucky broad desu

hello i'm a very pure robot. i got a job about 5 months ago and i've saved about 90% of the money

i'm going to kill myself on the 15th of june. i want a fembot to try and make me feel wanted and do cute things for me and you could possibly have the majority of the 7k
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>gonna kill yourself because you've always been alone
>want to enable roasties resulting in others in your position getting hurt because you never got your hand held

just spend that 7k on the largest caliber rifle you can and end urself my man
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>>36783462
no

i'm setting myself ablaze, i already bought all the equipment
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>>36783406
He pal ever think you only like girls because you're supposed to?

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