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>>35846221
Sitting in a rocking chair with my cat purring on my lap and my paps old oil lamp on. Pretty comfy mang.

I feel awful. Physically and mentally. I think I have cancer and schizophrenia.

>>35846221
Can you put your flaccid penis in your asshole? I can.

T.B.H how is it her fault? Makes me more mad at other guys for being such desperate retards to actually throw money at some random roastie. Male enablers are the main cause of female privilege

>>35846256
arent roasties 40+?

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Do you realize this article may just end this whole charade of ez money for us scammers?

Motherfucker, now I need to get back to catfishing.

Its not so bad because I am now working and making money, but I know its a dead end situation. Still can't move out.

>>35846176
I dropped out for a semester and felt like a such a failure that I re-enrolled.

>>35846197
What do you do? I've heard a lot of college drop outs end up going into IT.

(2/2)
>fastforward 6 months
>have to see stacy every other day at university, she has bf now
>she tries to talk to me, I panic attack every time and can't help but talk to her
>delete her off everything, tell her to stop talking to me
>still have to see her and talk to her every once in awhile
>she acts friendly because she is nice, but she won't actually be my friend anymore
>go through the day thinking about her constantly
>can control myself from messaging her but sometimes in my drug binges I black out and message her how I feel about her
>she never responds anymore
>can't help but keep thinking about her, can control myself to stop messaging her
>can't control anxiety and depression realizing I fucked up our friendship
>use drugs and alcohol to distract myself
>try to get better, but even more isolated when I'm sober
>have to see her at university
>she never cared about me she just wanted me for attention
>have to keep telling myself so I fallout of love with her
>see these girls around me that like me, but they are all just looking for one night stands and "fun"
>can't help but not like anybody
>can't stop drinking

It's like I need to stand myself up straight enough so I can graduate with a good job, but I can barely stop drinking long enough not to be hungover all the time.

I know there is no such thing as oneitis anymore. But it's like I can't control my thoughts about her because I have to see her so often. I can't help but think about her. It's starting to creep me out. I know I'm not a stalker type an I actively avoid her now at all costs, but the constant thoughts about her freak me out.

>>35846148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6JfX7HxZ4

and now I'm drunk again but I have to wake up tomorrow and do things

>I dont want to be a pathetic orbiter
You already are

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Nobody gave me a (you) on my oneitis thread earlier today, op

But I'm here to (you) you

My shitty advice? Don't forget her. Think about all the great times you had with her. Share with her. It sounds really shitty, but just stay close to her. If you won't be her boyfriend, at least you can be her friend.

>inb4 "friendzone reeeeee"

Drugs, getting a new oneitis, or mindless sex solves the problem. Number 3 is probably out of the question so i suggest drugs

Let's get autistic here first

1. is there a proper transparent png
2. is there one where the tape isn't cut off to the right

in b4 it's shooped onto a butthole

>>35846173
Idk and idk image search it

The plan? You described it, pal. I'm fine with that. I'm the ghost, and you're in my plain sight.

I don't know. Everyone has to die and it always sucks. I'm hoping I die in my sleep or via accident or something instead of alone in a hospital, but whatever. There'll be an end, at least

>>35846102
No plan. Kinda figured it would be like this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Vincent

Only people will give less of a shit.

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I unironically ate so many carls jrs tendies today I feel like I'm going to explode.

xmas themed images are unironically my favourite part of this board. only 9 more months to go!

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just had ate dinner with my family and some of my older sisters friends (24-26) year olds. I was so social and making everyone laugh. I felt like a whole different person.

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>>35846074
>tfw unattractive and people so i have a weird voice
yea it's someting

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>>35846099
Post your voice, anon. I'm curious now

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>>35846113
d-dont laugh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yYlAdLrMwn

>>35846058
Bump my dick is deaddd

I'm sorry Op but what is ED?

>>35846413
Erectile dysfunction, usually what people in their 70s get. Dick don't get hard like it's supposed to.

>>35846056
The best part is when people respond telling you that it's bait. Like they almost were smart enough not to respond, but their young spirits blinded them.

I'm not a racist, I'm just intolerant of a number of cultures and belief systems

>>35846056
>Picture of some game I know /v/ doesn't like
>Probably "Mass Effect: Andromeda"
>"Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that pic related is actually pretty good"
>300+ replies of being called "an SJW cuck faggot jew shill"

Every time, it's so easy. For the record I think ME:A is okay, 7/10

>>35845976
i identify with all of those points. w-what are we anon? is it autism or something else?

>>35845976
Generally it allows me to fixate on certain things so much that I just do whatever that thing is so much that I become better than most people at that thing.

>good at math
thats it

>>35845972
If you're connected to their wifi yes

>>35845972
If youre on their wifi yes

Yes they can
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Take a picture of yourself from a good angle with good lighting and make sure you mention your financial stability in your description

>>35845961
Do Chads really send nudes to hambeasts like that?

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>swipe right on every girl
>no matches
Do all girls have it that easy or am I just ugly?

I did a thing a couple years ago. My final score was 0-632 after 3 straight months of using the app everyday and swiping right on every profile. There were a lot of 7-8's and even a few 9's. The ones that hurt though were the ham planets and the burn victim girl. When I was doing the final count I noticed that she changed her profile to "in a relationship".

I've come to terms with my ""it"". It's not even the pictures either. Was at a house party recently and the place had a piano. At some point a friend lets it slip I play and I get pressured into playing. They even dig through the shelves and find a book with classical music and give me a piece. Start playing it and hear "I wish I could find a guy who could play the piano like you."

I'm skinny fat average looking white dude.

good for you mate, i'm happy you're having fun with your life. Being a bigshot isn't your life and I'm happy it doesn't cause you any distress. Keep doing what you're doing :)

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I live in the city, but I think I'm white trash. I live off of welfare gibs and spend most of that money on booze and weed. Like you I have no motivation to do much besides get drunk and high.

>>35845898
This is the life I want to live

Lrigivdg