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How did girls bully you /ArNineKay/?
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>>38522722
Is it strange that I would love to be the guy in this picture. I would just like it better if the girls were doing it in a loving caring manner instead of a humiliation one. And I'd prefer one girl
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in grade school I broke my arm and had to wear a cast for the whole year. One day one of the stupid girls in my class thought it would be funny to go up and punch my cast as hard as possible.

It hurt a lot and I cried and all the other girls not even just my class but in the entire elementary school started to come and punch my broken arm throughout the day.

Whenever I told teachers or my parents they just said the girls must like me and ignored it.

Fuck stupid adults and fuck women
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>>38522722
>bully
>girls

i was so autistic no one bullied me they were scared i would shoot up the school

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post yfw you aren't chester
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>>38522686
SEEMS LIKE AN ATTENTION WHORE DESU
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>>38522686
Doubt those are legit. Even a roastie wouldn't post something that retarded.
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>>38522847
you sure? she was probably struck with sorrow and may want to tell that to someone
sometimes we do retarded things

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Is she right? Is it still straight if you're into girldick?
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>>38522685
>girldick
>girl
>dick
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>>38522685
>Is she right? Is it still straight if you're into girldick?
Yes, always listen to purple haired femininists
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>>38522685
IT BAFFLES ME HOW PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT HOW OTHER PEOPLE PERCEIVE OTHER PEOPLE'S PENISES.

IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY DESU.

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Guys check out this video of an animal with a human head!

https://youtu.be/DLXgLiwIRoQ
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>>38522678
thts fucked up man, wtf
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Kek I saw this awhile ago seems fake desu

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I want to marry a qt and eat her sweaty ass everyday.
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>tfw just remembered that a girl in elementary school kissed me on the cheek and flashed me her tits
was i a chad the whole time and i didnt know it?
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Ok robottos what's your zodiac sign and which zodiac sign is your ideal partner?
Nonbelievers need not apply
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Please /r9k/, give me a will to live. Give me one good fucking reason, just one.
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>>38522603
>Give me one good fucking reason, just one.

To self-actualize
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>>38522603
Sorry. Reasons to live are subjective. Don't worry, we'll all be dead in a few decades anyways. Does it really matter? Just ride it out with the rest of the social outcasts.
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If you need someone else to give you a reason, it's probably not worth it.

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What's r9k's thoughts on circumcision? I got circumcised as a babby but it's all lose. I'm saving up so I can get it cut tighter and get the frenelum removed
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Why would you do that? Is it a fetish?
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>>38522740
Pretty much. I want it to be so tight that I can't even get off anymore. That would be my dream
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>>38522597
Fuck you disgusting pig. I'd give anything to have even a mm of my foreskin back

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fembots, will you let me cum in your pussies?
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Has anyone here ever been evicted?
I am getting booted out of my apartment for having a pet.
It is fucking normie bullshit though. My pet is a bunch of beetles that I keep in a draw. At night I put them on one of my bed pillows and the sound of their little feet sounds like rain and helps me relax and actually get some shut eye.
But the landlord is being a dick and saying it is a pet when I clearly demonstrated it is a sleep aid. Their little feet are rleaxing as fuck. I hate this fucking normie planet.I wish I was a beetle.
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>>38522558
pic is my sleep aid to show how it works
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>>38522558
Hide your beetles somewhere.
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Holy shit that pic. This is legitimately the most autistic thing I've ever seen on this board

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> Me desu
>Nippongo wo talku
>Know hiragana
>Making trip ni Japan because Americans suck desu
>Arrive off plane
>Everyone is a sexy anime waifu.
>Watshi ga tallest man in country
>5ft 8in

>Days later
>Get job as a ninja
> Get paid in thousand yen notes
>American money worth less because they only go up to hyaku dorusu notetsu
>Japan better country
>Decide to go resuran
>Waitress super hot
>Know perfect Japanese
>"Watashi think that anata ga kawaii desu."
>She meows at me. That means she's interested.
>Show her a fork
>Panty juice gushes from her
>"Sore wa nani mo kada Dio daka?"
>That's Nihongo for "Holy shit, we make robots but can't eat noodles with tiny tridents?"
>I wink at her.
>Fuck wo suru en la mesa.
>Her friends join in
>Not weird at all. This is normal in Japan.
>Japan daisuki desu
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And then your mother pulled the plug
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>>38522533
desu desu
dokidoki
kawaii
uguu
:3
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>>38522533
holy shit consider suicide you insufferable cretin

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>been at first job for a month
>still don't understand how to do anything and have to ask for hell all the time
>tfw they probably want to fire me
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iktf anon, it is what it is.

get your money
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>>38522523
Start asking questions about the things that you don't understand. Don't ask basic questions, go deep and find out how things work. They will appreciate the change in your attitude: going from having to show you how to do everything to having you seek out the information, is like Mana for an employer.
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I feel the same way. I've been writing step-by-step directions to myself for the shit I've been shown how to do, but there's so much more to learn, and I fuck up so much along the way.

>tfw you are so poor, that you can't even buy exitbag
How do you guys commit suicide these days?
Why is it so difficult to kill myself?
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I'm going for the slower and more enjoyable rum-based methods
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I searched for a rope in supermarket. Couldn't find strong enough to hold my heavy body.
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>>38522470
rope, height, train. all fairly accessible and reliable methods if done right.

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Is society ever going to fix the permanvirgin problem? I feel so bad for him
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>>38522444
>>38522444
Much like wolves in the wild the weak get expelled from the pack entirely and die.
Permavirgins are weak failures expelled from society with no hope of redemption
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>>38522536
But we're not wolves, it doesn't have to be like this.

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