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>tfw angry hungry and insomniac
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>>38421194
I've got your cure....Fix your diet. Starch-based diet with fruits and veggies...Potatoes, rice, corn for 75 percent of your meals...With it, a handful of greens and maybe an apple or an orange...Cut caffeine and DON'T use oil to cook....Boom
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>>38421437
Not him, but caffeine helps me sleep though

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Were the 70s the last decade where one could easily live as a delinquent?
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>>38421022
Probably. No CCTV, no social media (besides telephones I guess)...Everything was cheaper. You could get away with a lot more crime at the very least

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>song sounds good
>devolves into dubstep
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>penis feels nice
>cum
>no longer feels nice
>can only feel nice 2-3 times a day
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>>38516728
This isn't a problem for metal heads.
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>>38516728
Same. I especially hate it when there a complete genre change; doesn't even have to be dubstep, but it tend to be. Who the fuck wants a song that starts off sounding like a wonderful violin solo and changing to a bunch of scratchy noise after 30 seconds?

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What's it like living on your own? I am getting a promotion at work and can finally afford to live by myself. I'm still really retarded when it comes to grocery shopping and cooking.
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>implying anyone on this board lives alone
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>>38420996
assuming you have a job it's really easy to live on your alone because you have no needy gf to buy everything for
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Slowly becoming a movingoutfag. Have to go look at apartments this week in other city. Studio apartments look comfy

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Who else /troublegoingoutside/? I wish I could spend more time outside or just away from my home. Unfortunately, most "public" spaces aren't built or intended for single men.

>Kids run around screaming
>Moms eye you with "mom sneer" that looks like they smell something bad
>young women cross the street or change direction to avoid you since you might be "dangerous" i.e. speak to them
>if it's during regular working hours people look at you weird cause they think you should be working

Have you all noticed that you never see single men outside? Only men with women or children that look at you with dead eyes?
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We men always get blamed for having unrealistic body standards. But it's the girls THEMSELVES who create these standards.

So my question is: why do pretty girls on Instagram love making other girls feel insecure by posting pics such as pic related? I mean, 50% of Instagram is covered with similar pics. The top 5% of girls showing off their body and shit, posting thousand pics a day. Of I we're an average looking woman/fembot, I would've killed myself by now.
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>>38516663

>Why do pretty girls on Instagram love making other girls feel insecure?

Same reason why rap niggers show off all of their wealth to poor niggers yet poor niggers will still blame the white man for being in poverty
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>>38516663
Should they stop because their hurting fat girls' feelings? No. We shouldn't drag everyone down just to make people feel better. This should inspire fatties to get fit.
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>>38516681
Fucking niggers
>>38516698
People like her will say they post these pictures "cuz motivation XD". In reality we all know they just want instagram followers and are fishing for compliments.

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This is official /r9k/ national anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyF8RHM1OCg

Tho' I keep searching for an answer
I never seem to find what I'm looking for
Oh Lord, I pray you give me strength to carry on
'Cause I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams

Here I go again on my own
Goin' down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
An' I've made up my mind, I ain't wasting no more time

Just another heart in need of rescue
Waiting on love's sweet charity
An' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days
'Cause I know what it means to walk along the lonely street of dreams
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>>38420848
nah this is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUunUg7QJig
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No this is it. It fits robots so well. Its depressing, weird, slow, and that title.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw
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this is the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmAqpRFGzRQ


origaligalingo

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Can you relate to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIQi34l2s7o
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>>38420835
You can tell that he is the weird kid that everyone avoids.
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>>38420835
>Can you relate to this?
Yes.
I fucking hated it when the short bussers sat next to me.
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>>38421017

He's just excited. That's probably the first time he was close to a girl

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How do I become a fraud/scammer?

Anyone has some ideas for some beginner tier scam that's easy to pull off?

Anyone ever been scammed before?
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>>38420815
Conivence pajeets you're a white qt and then trade money for (fake) nudes

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>drink a lot
>lips and face are still dry
>my nose feels stuffed, so much that I can barely breathe from it, yet there's nothing in it
>eyes are itchy, if I scratch them too much they'll get watery, red and even more itchy, leading to a vicious cycle
>generally feel sick, as if I got a cold, even if this is not the case

This shit has accompanied me for most of my life, and I'm ready to say that my NEETdom has been caused mostly by these symptoms, which had me living uncomfortably for most of my life. Every doctor I've visited have always brushed it off, nd I'm too much of a robot to debate them.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Pic unrelated: otter Stravinsky
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>>38420710
Also this, at times:
>forefront gets hot for no reason, even if I havent left home, nor I ahve eaten anything sketchy
>skin is sensible
>if someone touches it I'll snap out and get angry, if I'm by myself I'll find no comfortable position, and I'll feel the urge of taking my clothes way

Sorry for the blog, but I'm an actual autist and even asking this to doctors online sens me into a state of panic.

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Who /double edge/ here?
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I unironically dry shave with these. They are like $2 for 10 of them so I don't have to spend a ton of time cleaning out the carts.
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>>38516700

Do you have the Trac II razor they go with? If so, where did you get it? I haven't seen one for sale before. My late granddad had one but I don't know where it is now.

Also did you ever try the yellow disposable Market Basket brand razors? They're actually the best disposable razors I've ever used and shave close, with minimal irritation. I would consider them very close to a good cartridge razor or double edge. It's insane considering you get 12 for a dollar.

They're much better than disposable Bics or other store brands of disposable ones.
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Meh. I used it now because I fell for the meme.

In all honesty there is really no difference between a safety razor and a disposable one.

I don't think it's even cheaper considering that I have to buy the blades online and pay shipping.

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>tfw aliens haven't made contact with us because humans aren't alpha enough for space-friends
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>>38420666
More like because humans are still enslaved by their own emotions.
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>tfw the space-faring aliens would in all likelihood be the Chads and Stacies of their species with all the betas in the back of the ship doing their equivalent of wagecucking
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>>38420709
there is no point in living without emotions

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Idk I turned 29 this year and I don't get kids and general trends nowadays.as

>New Vidya culture
Mobas and ranked system games seem pretty shitty if you ask me. Also COD, I have always hated shooters but this seems like ripe ass. Also I don't care for anything blizzard makes.

>PHONES
Phones are for calling, not playing games
. I will take a 3DS as a hand held thank you very much.

>Music
When did derp rap and shitty music in general become all the rage?
I remember people talking about shitty rock bands way back when but this is out of control

>Social Media

Everyone has so many pictures of themselves
The only reason why i joined facebook is because IM died and hardly anyone uses skype for quick convos. EVERYBODY has like a trillion pictures of themselves, why do people do this? Also how does one get another to engage in coitus through this medium..


>Outlook on anime
Back when I was a teen fellow anime was all the rage, monsters could be heroes , super robots, transformations, cool vehicles, inspiring tales of those never gave up their goals, what was there to hate? Most people either didn't know what it was or asked what you were watching

Nowadays we've got waifuism and all sorts of lurid crap out there; the consensus is that one is a weeaboo if they like anything that is anime like. That's no good.
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>Left vs Right
Back when I was young and in general people didn't use identity politics that often. Most everyone on this site and web generally were centrist with left leaning views on equality; bible thumpers and hillbillies were laughed these boards within seconds.

I get we used to "Shoot da WHOOP" and yell "DOUBLE NIGGER", but it was to be offensive more so than actual racist.


Nowadays you got crazy dudes claiming how they have to protect their white race and that alt-right was associated with 4chan esque fellows. /Pol/ appeared out of nowhere and pseudo intellectuals seem to flock to it. More and more people are being indoctrinated with these "red pills" it's a mess.

Also on the "left" these third wave weirdos appeared out of nowhere and think that everything is offensive. Back in my day, I thought right-wing fellows were the sensors who wanted to burn your pokemon cards and harry potter. I mean what's going on? I just don't get people a
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>>38420677
any sentiments rR9K?

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my hairline is like pic releated

am i fucked?

im 19yo
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>>38420657
STOP POSTING THISS REEEEEEEEEE
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that hairline isnt unusually high or anything, you're just an insecure teen
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>>38420657
This isn't the first time I've seen this exact thread with that exact pic, what's your deal?

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Do you ever have weird or irrational worries/fears? Like sometimes I feel like people want to abuse me and crazy shit
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I'm over sensitive to blood and such, does that count? It's quite annoying.

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