Stop being a slut.
I'm only a slut for my bf.
>Marie Cachet STOP-posting
Hohoho
>>39446239
How did she and Varg meet?
>tfw 5.5 inches dick
it's over
>>39446206
tf 7 inches : ^)
>tfw when 25cm and girls still can't feel it
>tfw over 7 and can pass the toilet paper tube test
feels good lads.
What's the most unintelligent think you've said with sincerity out loud?
> Byzantium had nothing to do with the Roman Empire
I commented on youtube, because I have no social life.
>>39446201
>Isn't Austria in Sweden?
Thought this my whole life until I was 14 when I said it to my sister and got laughed at by everyone in my family
>>39446201
>Don't girls pee from their vagina?
I said this as a 26 year old in a med school anatomy class when we started the reproductive system. All the guys laughed at me.
Of course, I understand the relation of the text to the broke white man taking out the loan, but whats that in the background?
That Asian lady is bending down awfully close to that clean, suited black mans crotch.. why did the director consider this a necessary addition to the shoot?
Im sorry i'm just too autistic to get the meaning of this...
you're mentally ill, i think
>>39446200
>post picture and ask about whats going on in it
This makes me mentally ill? could you explain your reasoning or are you just baiting me
>>39446240
>Bending down awfully close to his crotch
>Not noticing both are actually staring at the same paper on the desk
>virgin
>will be 31 years old in a couple of weeks
Should I get I hooker, robots?
Shyness and the fear of the flaccid penis stop me from doing that.
>>39446075
/r9k/ is for 23-26 year olds to waste the last few years of their life indoors shitposting in a toxic environment
you should have killed yourself by now
>>39446075
>fear of the flaccid penis
I'm sure she'll take a viagra or something so this doesn't happen.
I'm 28 virgin. I'm coming for you OP. I'm catching up. What you gonna do?
>looked at my face in the webcam again
why do I keep doing this to myself
>>39446037
Number one self confidence destroyer
>>39446037
>having a good day
>actually going outside, doing something
>see yourself in a reflection
>realise how pathetic you are
>day ruined
anyone else?
Reading this on a phone right now held at such an angle as to not see my reflection in the screen.
How come black people exist?
Cause we keep giving them handouts. Just let nature run its course on them.
>>39446024
'Twas an evolutionary adaptation to protect them from sunburn. Or possibly white skin is an evolutionary adaptation to prevent vitamin D deficiency. Most likely both.
>>39446024
when humanity began in africa, white people didnt exist. so all your ancestors were black at some point.
Having a crush on someone because they look like someone you used to have a crush on
>>39446015
>ifunny
Nice try roastie
>>39446015
>dating someone because they have the same initials as your oneitis
Did this in high school because I didn't have any classes with my oneitis and between a busy schedule and strict parents I could never see her outside of school.
>trying to be friends with her bff's sister because that way you might indirectly get some interesting info about her every now and then
10/10 thread GO!This isn't actually my 10/10 girl, I just really enjoy these threads and I don't actually have a folder full of pictures of attractive women so I'm gonna use this as an excuse to get sexy ladies to fill my folders with.Extra points if the picture has a close up on the eyes.
You have trash taste if you think what you just posted isn't at least 11/10
easy game
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Literal perfectionpre-emptive original comment
ITT: We reflect on what this means and how it could possibly be practised.
What does it mean to be ourselves, anons?
I don't know, I'm pretty sure being myself is the whole fucking problem in the first place.
>>39445994
But are you really being yourself?
You are supposed to be yourself if you want someone to love you for who you are, but if you are not someone who people love you have to be yourself by faking to be someone else. It's simple.
>shitty week
>nothing to do
>want to die
>visit parents on a whim
>sister runs to me and hugs me as soon as I enter the house
>no longer want to die
How do my robros without imoutos even get through?
I tried to show my sister my dick, it is safe to say our relationship is pretty ruined. Tbh it was already ruined before that accident.
I am probably better off if she is dead so nothing shameful comes out.
>>39446027
I want to believe you're lying, but I can't tell these days
Imoutos are truly a miracle of the universe.
Nee-sans too.
>read romance manga
>get angry
Why don't cute girls ever confess to me behind the school building? I'm literally a manga protagonist.
>>39445947
>I'm literally a manga protagonist
and that is the exact line of thinking that means you're not a manga protagonist.
>>39445947
Holy crap, anime girl has all the classic signs of autism
Could it be that all autismos are just aniume girls?!
>>39446137
>only realising now that anime characters behave in simple to understand ways so that the socially inept audience can relate to them or call them cute
anime was literally designed for people with autistic-like qualities in mind.
You don't know what is meant to be normie. I go to cemitery and collect dead bone. That is hobby. Just one many of them. And have friend that worse. If I tell more you become scare. You don't many know what hobby normie. Don't misuse word.
>>39445937
>I go to cemitery and collect dead bone
Well at least you're not collecting living bone...
>>39445937
I'll give you a (you) for the very obvious bait.
>>39445937
are you a necrophiliac? what do you do once you collect dead bone?
and stay out edition!
What made you stop cutting yourself?
right, shopping day, town then asda. back later guys.
>>39445893
I never started because I was never an edgy, attention whoring teenager
How do I quit jacking off?
>>39445817
Just don't do it.
Is there any profit in this? I don't know.
Occupy yourself.
On a busy day I'm too tired to fap by the end of it.
>>39445817
Eat raw honey and do chin ups