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I'm only a slut for my bf.

>Marie Cachet STOP-posting
Hohoho

>>39446239
How did she and Varg meet?

>>39446206
tf 7 inches : ^)

>tfw when 25cm and girls still can't feel it

>tfw over 7 and can pass the toilet paper tube test
feels good lads.

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> Byzantium had nothing to do with the Roman Empire

I commented on youtube, because I have no social life.

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>>39446201
>Isn't Austria in Sweden?
Thought this my whole life until I was 14 when I said it to my sister and got laughed at by everyone in my family

>>39446201
>Don't girls pee from their vagina?
I said this as a 26 year old in a med school anatomy class when we started the reproductive system. All the guys laughed at me.

you're mentally ill, i think

>>39446200
>post picture and ask about whats going on in it
This makes me mentally ill? could you explain your reasoning or are you just baiting me

>>39446240
>Bending down awfully close to his crotch
>Not noticing both are actually staring at the same paper on the desk

>>39446075

/r9k/ is for 23-26 year olds to waste the last few years of their life indoors shitposting in a toxic environment

you should have killed yourself by now

>>39446075
>fear of the flaccid penis
I'm sure she'll take a viagra or something so this doesn't happen.

I'm 28 virgin. I'm coming for you OP. I'm catching up. What you gonna do?

>>39446037
Number one self confidence destroyer

>>39446037
>having a good day
>actually going outside, doing something
>see yourself in a reflection
>realise how pathetic you are
>day ruined

anyone else?

Reading this on a phone right now held at such an angle as to not see my reflection in the screen.

Cause we keep giving them handouts. Just let nature run its course on them.

>>39446024
'Twas an evolutionary adaptation to protect them from sunburn. Or possibly white skin is an evolutionary adaptation to prevent vitamin D deficiency. Most likely both.

>>39446024
when humanity began in africa, white people didnt exist. so all your ancestors were black at some point.

>>39446015
>ifunny
Nice try roastie

>>39446015
>dating someone because they have the same initials as your oneitis
Did this in high school because I didn't have any classes with my oneitis and between a busy schedule and strict parents I could never see her outside of school.

>trying to be friends with her bff's sister because that way you might indirectly get some interesting info about her every now and then

You have trash taste if you think what you just posted isn't at least 11/10

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easy game


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Literal perfection

pre-emptive original comment

I don't know, I'm pretty sure being myself is the whole fucking problem in the first place.

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>>39445994
But are you really being yourself?

You are supposed to be yourself if you want someone to love you for who you are, but if you are not someone who people love you have to be yourself by faking to be someone else. It's simple.

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I tried to show my sister my dick, it is safe to say our relationship is pretty ruined. Tbh it was already ruined before that accident.
I am probably better off if she is dead so nothing shameful comes out.

>>39446027
I want to believe you're lying, but I can't tell these days

Imoutos are truly a miracle of the universe.
Nee-sans too.

>>39445947
>I'm literally a manga protagonist

and that is the exact line of thinking that means you're not a manga protagonist.

>>39445947
Holy crap, anime girl has all the classic signs of autism
Could it be that all autismos are just aniume girls?!

>>39446137
>only realising now that anime characters behave in simple to understand ways so that the socially inept audience can relate to them or call them cute

anime was literally designed for people with autistic-like qualities in mind.

>>39445937
>I go to cemitery and collect dead bone
Well at least you're not collecting living bone...

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>>39445937
I'll give you a (you) for the very obvious bait.

>>39445937
are you a necrophiliac? what do you do once you collect dead bone?

What made you stop cutting yourself?

right, shopping day, town then asda. back later guys.

>>39445893
I never started because I was never an edgy, attention whoring teenager

>>39445817
Just don't do it.
Is there any profit in this? I don't know.

Occupy yourself.

On a busy day I'm too tired to fap by the end of it.

>>39445817
Eat raw honey and do chin ups