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A week today I will be one day into a three day alcohol binge. Haven't had a drop in two months. Looking forward to it but also apprehensive.

It's 4am I'm going to bed now aussie scum, too bad we'll never virtually drink together.

I don't particularly drinks heaps but now i have gastritis and I'm not supposed to drink reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>35326638

My favourite anime woman, or whatever the hell she was, if she even existed in the first place. She's just so lovely in a slightly relatable way.

Why? Because they're cool, often beautifully depicted, often adding some expression to ones post.

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I don't really post anime girls often, though they sometimes make good reaction images.
>What is your favorite anime girl?
Holo

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Izetta is cute. CUTE!

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this is now a SMT demonposting thread

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>>35326622
Fine I guess I might as well use all these images I saved for something.

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wut demon wud u fuk?

>>35326554
describe your bowel movements

>>35326582

I'm legitimately curious about this as well.

I usually eat eggs, milk, beans, fresh vegetables, oatmeal, and rice. Once a week I go out for fast food of some kind. This week it was pho.

>>35326496
I say no dude. Sorry.

OP at least wait for the 2nd of July for Systemspace

Stay with us space robot

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>>35326460

>tfw no pretty gf who is genuinely likes me my interests and my goals

Pictures of pretty girls trigger me

I've detached myself from the idea of friends, love, happiness, and despair. I am and am not. I exist only in my mind.
I've never felt that I truly existed, ever since I was a youth, and I now know why this has been so.
I do not wish for death, as death is equal life, there is no inherent value to either endeavour. Either which way, what I can only refer to as myself, still exists. We have always existed. There is nothing new under the sun.

Also, I just smoked a ciggie, drank some coffee, and at a piece of bread with peanut butter.

Literally nothing. Slog to work everyday just because I feel like I have to. Wake up every morning forcing myself out of bed realiseing I will likely be doing this for the rest of my life. Basically just looking forward to going home and doing not much.

You were good in Birdman though.

that's a terrona, Anon, she's not italian and never will be

the question is could she handle me.

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>>35326604
hate to break it to you, but i don't think anyone will be able to carry that burden....

>>35326368
99 percent of women would think you're gay and refuse to do this if you suggested it

>inb4 I'm a girl who chronically masturbates to gay porn and would love this!!

you're the exception you fucking autist

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>>35326368
This is perfect. Being a switch truly is the master sexuality.

>>35326362
But like how cute we talking?

>>35326362
>mentally good
>on /r9k/
Choose one

>>35326474
I'm being rated 7.5-8/10 by some girls, and all of then thought I was cute
>>35326479
Why? I'm just a robot who is KHV and with no gf, Do i need to beinf a crazy guy or what? baka

>>35326325
What's wrong with a corporate job?

>>35326483
Well I worked at an ad agency for a few years and that made me want to just kill myself. I figure that it doesn't get better in a more corporate environment.

>>35326325
Learn an instrument dude. A shit guitar is cheap

At least the japs arent bending their knees to the SJW bullshit when its comes to anime and games.

Miyazaki almost exclusively consumes yaoi anime and manga. He is just trying to throw people off the scent. He convinces himself that this does not make him gay because he avoids bara. Sad!

I don't agree. I think the realest robots are the ones who can get laid but choose not to.

The one who only hate woman because they can't have them are traitors in waiting, the second they get pussy they are the ones to make those "JUST GOT LAID FUCK YOU GUYS IM LEAVING LOL" threads.

You almost certainly won't.
It'll take a long process of taking non-scheduled anxiolytics until benzodiazepines seems appropriate.

>>35326682
Yeah this. The only time I was prescribed a benzo was when I hysterical in the emergency room, and it was a weeks worth of shitty lorazepam so I could kind of function to get to decide regular doctors appointment.

Tldr not on your first visit

>>35326227
>considers taking the bait...

all you got to do is pray and jesus will make your dreams come true, nigga

>>35326227
pick up your floor, let more light into your place if you can

Those Jew fucks had a really good character creator for tabletop. Then they stopped making it available online so you had to do it on their website and only if you had a subscription. Well too bad Shekelstein, I have it saved from before you took it down.

I started playing runescape for the first time in forever. I hardly even got to know how to play back them so its kind of nice getting to learn the game

>>35326165
bump
cottage 2024

>>35326165
thanks for reminding me to order some next time I get paid. I'm a long way from seeing a doctor so self med will have to do. it's the only thing I haven't tried to calm me down.

>>35326165

It feels good for a couple hours and then gives me intense nausea for twice as long.
It's hellish nausea because you're always on the verge of puking but never quite puke so you never get that post-puke relief.