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>>35578876

try the classifieds or craigslist

>>35578876
>put ad on craigslist
>list your quirks like no roasties or normies
>have another robot move in with you
>become the rapist, or the rapee

There's an entire section on craigslist for that.

>post pictures of your apartment and location
>describe yourself
>describe who you do NOT want (addicts, felons, women, niggers, etc)
>List your price

If you live anywhere near a city you'll probably get someone pretty quick

>>35578854
I would always ride around on top of cars for some reason.

>>35578854
Goddamn anon, right in the fucking feels.

>>35578854
Sandbox games are really fun. gta, simpsons hit and run, ultimate spider-man, spider-man2/3, red dead redemption.
i swear i spend about x5 more time screwing around than playing the campaign on most games.

C's the only decent one.

>>35578861
Truth
asdghjk

>>35578831
c and k are best girls
i kinda like e as well because of the shy sad things she has going on

Yeah I am. I blame feminism teaching me to respect those undeserving creatures. But I can't really change my programming so I'm doomed. The only solution is to constantly remind myself that all women are sluts at heart.

Oh yeah, I'm very dependent on women too. The only way to feel satisfied with these feelings is consistently get laid

I'm sexually submissive and in real life I'm just scared of them

>>35578800
Almost everyone gets bullied as a kid unless they're the bullies

Lemme guess, they are bullied by blacks and the Jews stole their money

no, they are robots usually. that's why there's so much /pol/ shittery on here. although they think worshiping kind chad makes them superior.

Driving test is shit bro, what worked for me was a 1.5hour lesson immediately before it. It's one of those cuntish things you only need to do once so just take a stab at it every now and again, good luck anon

>>35578829
I mean the written test. I've never been able to retain information before writing a test

>>35578885
I don't know what it's like where you live but again it's honestly a case of repeating, i didn't pass first time. I'm also aware there are services (at least in the UK) to help with this, though might be different in your country.

But don't end it, if you're in a city there won't be a massive need for a car anyway. If you really need transport then grab a low power bike and weave through the car cucks

do you mean like a radiator out of a truck or the kind that heats a doom?

>>35578845
I mean like a household radiator.

>>35578886
where do u work bro? sorry your boss is such a chode

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>>35578691
Someone's making a theatre play based on the Supreme and his life. This is truly heart warming.

https://theblogoftheatrethings.com/2017/03/14/interview-alex-packer-ballistic/

>>35579563
i didnt know that anon thank you

>>35578691
AMAZING. That's the fifth song ever made of him. "Click-click, Bang-bang, You'll never see me coming." So very true about him. I also like the sadness in the song, it's very fitting too.

Fuck you. I hope you all live forever.

Bumping until the pain goes away.

Just do it without thinking too much about it, embrace the fact that you can't it

>finger on lips
"Shhh, I thought I told you that I was mexican, you fucking cunt."

>>35578595
Here take it I only have 15 cents please don't hurt me

>>35578595
Joke's on you bitch I'm in massive debt

Here's $-40k

I have a diploma.

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>>35578586
Because getting a diploma for finishing secondary education is stupid.

A-Level master race.

>>35578611
Burger here, is A-level equivalent to a GED?

Confront your terrors, rescue your father from the bottom of the ocean and sort yourself out.

so you're doing well in school; just finish that fag. but getting upset over a less than one year wait is retard tier impatience if you want to be an alkie so bad

i don't want to encourage you to live or anything since i want to die badly also; but still, shame on you for being a pussy if you're white or have western values. you're living in the end times, the precipice of the darkest hour, the buildup to the true great war and the last crusade. even the non-appreciated footman still has to do his duty.

> wah wah my parents have unrealistic, rigid, outdated, shallow expectations

ok so maybe fuck them

but you're still your ancestors by proxy

I like that album too, anon. None of those reasons are good enough. You should do more things because putting yourself out there and going places is CBT in a nutshell. Alcohol was actually making your depression work. Getting arrested is a wake up call more than a death sentence.

>>35578571
Hurts if he has above average girth

>>35578577
roastie get out reeeeeeeeeeeeee fuck you

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>>35578577
what is above average girth?

>>35578565
You can get even by killing yourself you petty fucking idiot.

>>35578565
Have you tried asking /b/? They seem more suitable for this kind of situation.

It's a dyke isn't it?

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ah, sweet communism

>>35578496
>And when everyone's loved...
>no one is.
Yeah that is kinda true.

If everyone is loved then no one is