is there a way, or a reason for that matter, to cure my yellow fever ?
>>38317351
Pinpoint why you like the thing and apply it to other women.
I got rid of my chubby fetish by applying fat asses and tits on increasingly thin women.
Nope. Love is love and if you love someone you can not help it. Love whoever you want to dude.
there are absolutely no asian people, except for middle aged vietnamese men, but it's not like I can get a gf of any race anyway. all my yellow fever changes are my porn preferences
If a guy was getting attacked or mugged and uses one of these alarms, would any normalfags who ran to intervene leave when they saw it wasn't a girl?
>>38317272
probably
but what the fuck is that thing even
looks like a car remote
Could you imagine if somebody walked up to a dude getting mugged and instead of intervening just said, "Dude. Just give him the money," and left?
>>38317296
I can imagine it. I wouldn't be surprised if it has happened a couple of times. The probability is low for that happening but there's a lot of muggings in the world
Anyone else here with fucked up skin?
This shit destroyed all the confidence i spent years building up, i don't even leave the house anymore unless i need to get food.
Worst part is this is caused by medication i will probably have to take for the rest of my life.
Share your stories guys, please tell me i am not alone
Pic related
If your a smoothskin, your a normie.
>>38317216
Seeing shit like this makes me appreciate being black more.
I have something similar, though not as bad as that.
What comes to your mind when you see my crew?
>>38317177
plastic surgery
and the autist who posted it needs it too
>>38317177
Trendy faggots who think thy're unique yet look the same.
Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world!
The realization that there is not a single person on the face of the earth that will ever want to cuddle and talk with me let alone be in a relationship with me has finally fully set in.
I think this might actually be the week I find the balls to end it. I've heard hanging is pretty effective if you get the rope to press against your carotid. It it worth attempting instead of buying a shotgun?
>>38317043
Shotgun has a better kill % but I personally enjoy the aesthetics of a good hanging. If you want to get it down quickly and "cleanly" then I'd recommend a shotgun. If you can't afford one look into selling some shit or getting a job temporarily so you can since they don't really cost a ton.
If you don't want your head eviscerated then I recommend a well aimed shot of a pistol. I don't recommend ending it though(probably).
You could try making some homemade chloroform to help ease the process.
If you have $100 to throw away, you should just do a bag and a helium tank.
There are several ways to hang, soft dropping is easily accomplished with a lark's head, surgeon's knot, and a door knob. Be it you want theatrics, you could do a traditional noose somewhere peaceful on a tree.
Shotguns are pricey, but one could fashion an improvised, smooth bore gun with a nail brazen to a breach.
its 9am ive drunk almost 2l of coke playing wow and watching asmongold
such is life as a neet
334am im at work drinking hot chocolate and reading 4 chan threads.
Dont feel like watching Drifters without the wife and i dont feel like playing salt n sanctuary on my vita. Vit/str builds suck dick imo.
>>38317030
Lel. What a life. Cola and video games. Lmao at your life.
>>38317030
I've been binge watching steven universe eating nothing but chef boyardee's, goml faggot
Imagine if you are a girl who got raped by a couple of scams. You decided to revenge on them. Using soporific you put them to sleep, and when they were sleeping you, you chained then in a solitary house in the forest. What would you do next?
I'd make a less shitty thread.
let them die of starvation and never come back
>>38316919
Boring desu desu
I was convinced I was going to win a local lottery because I thought God was sending a message to me because when I first turned on the TV for the first time in months an ad started for the lottery. The results were today and it turns out I didn't win, but I was convinced I was going to.
I even tried to really clean up my act since the message from God for positive karma, I stopped pirating music/movies, stopped watching porn and stopped jacking off, all of that for around 2 months. In a way I guess it was a good experience because I'm not going to instantly revert completely and do all that crap I used to. I think I didn't win because I was consumed by greed, I would think about winning and spending money on unnecessary stuff so often.
I know that feel OP. Gambling and lotteries mess with my head. I get convinced I'll win. Only way to win such games is not to play.
>>38316907
Fate isn't real, God doesn't send messages to people, and anyone who disagrees is an fool.
You'll never win the lottery, but maybe this is a good opportunity to turn your life around.
>>38316907
Keep up the good work opie.
Just stay away from gambling.
i've been on tidner for 3 days now and don't have a single match despite swiping right on pretty much everyone i saw. should i give up or does it usually take this long?
>>38316880
I signed up as a joke this morning. My entire profile is a joke. I have swiped at least a hundred and have two matches. If you don't take it seriously try changing your acceptable distance or move location to a big city near you.
>>38316915
i do live in a big city. well this is disheartening
>>38316880
Your pictures are probably ass tier. Take better ones.
If you swipe right on literally everybody Tinder might flag you as a bot and put you at the bottom on everyone's list. Have some kind of standard.
What was the biggest chance of you getting laid that you blew. Was it because you have too much robot in you?
>>38316788
I mean, I'm a normie now, but one of the biggest stepping stones was this one chick. I've talked about her on this board before, but long story short, I was an orbiter, I broke free, she orbited me, and she literally begged me to have sex with her on several occasions. She was hot, and I still somewhat regret not doing it, but in the end I'm glad I didn't because she's pregnant now, and this was about 4 months ago that she got pregnant. I'd be thinking it was me for another 5 months. Fuck that.
>>38316788
No it was because i hadn't showered in 4 days and my crotch smelled like a blue cheese stew. She was trying to go down on me and i stopped her not to get a shitty reputation
>>38316830
Please be so kind as to greentext your breaking free story anon
Fembots describe your ideal love partner
>age
>weight
>height
>race/nationality
>his personality
>his interests
PLUS
>Talk a bit about yourself. (optional)
Who knows, maybe that ideal one is in here!
Male robots: no whining or posting your ideal.
>>38316734
>money
>money
>money more mo
DO YOU KNOW
HOW IT FEELS TO BE LONESOME
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE LEFT WHO REALLY CARES?
DID YOU EVER TRY TO SMILE AT SOME PEOPLE
YES, AND ALL THEY EVER SEEM TO DO IS STARE
>>38316734
I usually describe myself in these threads and pretend it was actually a girl who wrote the post describing me as her ideal partner.
ITT we post things that ruined society in last 100 years
I'll start
>sexual liberation/revolution
>ghetto culture becoming mainstream therefore making normies act like niggers
>>38316714
gun control
or rather the erosion of gun culture over the last 80 years
There is alot of things but the biggest mistake of them all was the formation of the U.N.
animu and vidya or escapism in general
What would happen if alcohol was made illegal but weed was made legal?
>>38316654
Gang violence
we'd probably have some prohibition era antics, but a lot of people would quickly adapt.
>>38316654
>op posts a troll pic where the alcoholic brain is actually a cabbage
Being sober sucks. Life sucks.
Wish I could get high 24/7.
Well. Hell.
Drugs are fun. Let's legalize all drugs and live life like our ancestors wanted us to
So far i can only make my life more interesting by drinking and drugs. Pretty sure this can't be good.
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