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Any fembots on discord?
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OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT BEFORE THEY HOOK YOU ANON. THEYRE ALL PSYCHO
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>>37191244
They actually seem prettyqt
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bumperoahgnaoregano.
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>mfw you don't think Olivia best fu 2017-05-22 07:14:33 Post No.37191154
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>mfw you don't think Olivia best fu
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>mfw
>fw>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
>mfw
>w
>mfw
>mfw
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>>37191154
hmmm
does she have a penis
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Hiding this thread because ew.
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>>37191154
take your 3.75/10 and get out
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Who cares about you the most?
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if i go based on who i get the most texts from, then it is my cell phone company. they text me twice a month.
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>>37191090
my parents, I guess.
They're the only reason I haven't killed myself.
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My mother. I'll try not to disappoint her.
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Are you robots willing to go all the way?
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Yes but idk if this works
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>>37191051
Fuck yes but does this even work???
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>>37191051
>Have a skinny frame
>Kind of a nice ass in sweats
If I could find a girl that would let me / help me / have sex with me while doing it, then yes, you would be retarded if you wouldn't.
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>Be 14 edge lord beta fag
>Dropped close to 80 hours a week into Starcraft and minecraft
>5/10 would be more but shit personality
>Freshman year of high school
>School has an anime club
>Go religiously every Monday
>Sit next to girl I don't know 6/10
>Watching Free in club
>Make fun of it whole time
>Roast session to end all roast sessions
>Girl is loving it
>"Anon you're so funny"
>"Anon you're so cool"
>Club ends, forget about it
>Around the time of homecoming
>Decide to stay home and play vidya with friends
>Not like I was gonna go with a girl
>Girl from club comes to me after school
>"Anon you wanna go to homecoming with me?"
>Say no cause tickets expensive
>"Anon please, I'll pay for your ticket"
>Say no, playing games with friends sounds better
>She looks sad
>Pleads a couple times but keep saying no
>Two months later she moves away
>Never see her again
>Mfw when I realized three months later she liked me
>Mfw when a girl asked me out and so beta I didn't know she liked me
>So robots how do I know a girls into me?
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>>37190989
Don't be a shut in autist who refuses to leave their house, I suppose? There's plenty of robots on here who would absolutely kill for a girl to just ask them to go somewhere, and you blew it after she begged you.
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pretty much the same now I don't care anymore, I will let the future decide for me.
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>>37190989
lmao I get not noticing hints but c'mon bro that was some autistic fuckery
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anybody /absolutelyalone/ here? I have zero friends. I don't have anybody to talk to. I find myself wanting to share ideas, music, and just things I find generally interesting with someone but then I'm reminded on how alone I actually am. the worst part is that this hinders making friends in the first place. no one wants to be friends with a loner. any connections I do make always ends up in me being ghosted. I'll admit I'm a little boring sure but I don't know what about me makes everyone leave. nobody but my parents care about me and guess what I'm planning to do once they've passed away?
anyways can anyone relate to this? use this thread as a lonely general to talk about your lonely feels you've been feeling lately.
pic semi related. only something I can dream of.
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>make discord
>share link in different post for the bots to join
>try and be outgoing and shit
>profit
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Many people here can relate to this. I don't really have anything that I want to share with another person, but at the same time there's still that persistent yearning for an intimate connection with another human being.
It's been decades since I had a real friend, and I've never had a romantic relationship. There's nothing particularly special about it. That pain is ordinary. It's simply become a condition of everyday life and it isn't going to change.
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>>37190800
want to be original friends?
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>Be anon
Live in shit small town USA
Go to college
Forced to get meme STEM degree by parents
Graduate with decent grades
Can't find work in meme field
Work shit tier minimum wagecuck job
Make 10,000's dollars day trading
Mom guilt trips me when I say I'm quitting my wagecuck job because it'll "make the family look bad"
>mfw I have a shit job because I bought their bullshit and got a meme degree
>mfw they still guilt trip me, despite making tens of thousands of dollars on my own initiative
Fuck listening to parents...
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>>37190580
So why dont you move out?
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>>37190580
So why don't you just kill them?
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>>37190580
People who like Stalin deserve to die in a gulag.
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>after anon commited suicide, we tried to understand him
>a lot of his computer history was of a site called 4chan
>specifically, a board called /r9k/
>by studying this board, we have come closer to understanding the man we knew as anon
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>>37190409
>he was an irremediable faggot cocksucker
>rip that bitch ass nigga
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>anon was so nice
>he would give anything to help someone in need
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>>37190409
>Mom keeps saying I'm great
>I know I'm not
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Have you ever stumbled upon nudes of someone you know personally?
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I hooked up with a girl at my college whose nudes I had seen earlier on FetLife. Never told her. It gave me a bit of a confidence boost having already seen her in a bunch of compromising positions before ever talking to her irl. Just like I know you're a slut, but you don't know I know you're a slut.
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>>37190396
>Just like I know you're a slut, but you don't know I know you're a slut.
If have this mindset by default you can go up and talk to any girl.
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>>37190596
Good tip anon. I'll remember this.
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>tfw lost my security clearance and job for browsing /r9k/ on work computer
heh... not like I needed a good well paying job anyway. i have no hobbies or friends to spend the money on anyway.
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>>37190354
if you have a job you don't deserve r9k
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>>37190354
Why include the security clearance part if you lost your job anyways?
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Can I get a job just for having a security clearance? Or do I need skills/education too?
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So I'm a male and I have a disabled cock and I don't produce precum and I'm just now becoming aware of it.
When a girl is sucking dick and there's a long sticky string coming out of their mouth is that the saliva or pre cum? Do girls taste pre cum? Do they know it so happening?
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>>37190280
I think i'm in the same boat as you I've never pre-cummed before or at least or at least i'm not aware of it.I remember in the one sexual experience I had I grabbed my dick to keep myself hard before I fingered the girl I was with and she told me not to because she would get pregnant from the pre-cum on my hand yet I don't remember having pre-cummed [I never got it in that night though so i'm still technically a virgin./spoiler]
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>>37190280
I haven't produced precum since I was a teenager. I also can't cum without my hands
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>>37190280
I have never produced pre cum. I also cannot cum if I'm not watching Scooby doo with a cock pump
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Whats its like having a cute bf (male)?
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>>37190200
>bf (male)
>Not gf (male)
That's new
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>>37190200
you rape them and the drung them with lcd
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>>37190200
who is this cutie?
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>Meanwhile, in the Normie Mansion...
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We already know what happens there. Make an /r9k/ one instead and start again.
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>>37190143
I'm going to have lots of sex tonight and definately not have anxiety about anything
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Guys I sold the fridge and bought some coke and hookers. Let's get fucked up and shoot porn. This is gonna be awesome.
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How do you deal with the debilitating loneliness that creeps up every night while you're trying (and failing) to fall asleep?
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>>37189908
mmorpgs are a good fix. while im trying to sleep. i think about what im gonna do in the game the next time i wake up
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>>37189908
I try to go to sleep before it happens. When they doesn't work, I fap.
When that doesn't work, I listen to some music. Music always helps me. Do you have a playlist you could set up, OP?
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>>37189983
Too bad WoW shit the bed and everything else just feels like a bad knockoff these days.
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>tfw no qt Latina gf to hold hands and cuddle with
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>tfw no Latina gf butt pillow
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>tfw no Latina gf to smother me with her butt
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>>37189665
guess its time to fap...