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>>34412384
I sat here shitposting for well over 12 hours. In fact I saw your thread earlier and know you were wage slaving starting at 12:00 today.

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>>34412510
Wow, nice! I love it when people remember things about me~

Hope you had a whale of a time shitposting. I used to do the same before I got my McJob. Good stamina!

>>34412647
>whale of a time
Interesting choice of words. Shitposting is about all I do tbqh. Have fun at your McJob?

>>34412353
>is a slut but damn she's so cute and pure
Spoken like a true to God tool.

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>>34412353
>no dick
close but no cigar

>>34412408
(S)he has one of the ugliest dicks I've ever seen. Would not suck or even touch it. SAD!

>>34412324
Original, orange juice, no.

>>34412324
Bro I have a 3 year old daughter. I had a dna test to prove shes mine because the whore cunt who lied to me about being on birth control to have a kid left me for her ex gf while she was pregnant. Men can create humans too.

>>34412435
her ex gf?

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>>34412313
>some guy: "hey Anon i was at the hospital and saw someone that looked exactly like you"
>me: "well makes sense, i see people that look alike all the time, god's been running out of ideas and we obviously don't like the idea of people being deformed"
>everyone stares at me

i jerked off in the public pool once when i was a kid and also once in a store (i think i was 6, but i don't know for sure)
i knew that i couldn't expose my dick in public, but for some reason i thought if i jerked off inside my pants/swimsuit nobody would notice or care

i was a fucking retard kid

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> be me, 17
> be in art class
> painting
> zone out
> stick my hand in my pants as if i were at home
> feelsgood
> start gently rubbing it
> snap out of the zone
> realise what im doing
> a few people are looking at me
> oh fuck
> mutter something about scratching myself
> walk out of the classroom in shame

This was only a few months ago, feelsbadman

>>34412259
So what you're saying is INTJ is the group for, autists and edgy contrarians? Great.

>>34412259
Post intp

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>>34412398
original ai en tee pee

>tfw no thesaurus gf

Tomoko i notice you

>tfw no Sam Hyde bf

bump
original3455343

He becomes Hot. Active Father

>>34412346
This. And then he bangs college girls on the side.

>girl

Almost

>>34412154
>Why do girls need shitton of make up to look attractive ?
Because women are fucking stupid-lazy and would rather just spend an hour putting on makeup everyday instead of doing what men have to do to look good
>eat right
>work out an hour a day
>drink water
>don't overdose on cocaine/alcohol every night
>don't smoke a 2 packs a week
>don't eat your feelings away

>>34412154
They look like horrible monsters without it. ?You should thank them.

>>34412105
whatever they put in that cajun powder or whatever makes popeyes addictive as fuck, way better than kfc

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>>34412105
The best tendies I've ever had were from a gas station by my mom's work. They also had potato wedges and corn dogs, it was the fucking best.
Damn I want some now.

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>>34412105
>Not making homemade tendies
It's cheaper, more personal, and since you make them you can make them specially for anyone you have with you. It makes yu feel more satisfied and it's better for fattening up your GF.

She will feel nothing if she doesn't finish some black bitche's chicken, but if she loved you she'll eat EVERYTHING you make for her.

>>34412094
My highschool told me they can fail me/kick me out for missing so many days. I averaged 2-3 days a week. Never kicked me out

>>34412094
I never missed one day of high school

>>34412094
I didn't go to school for 3/4 of my junior year of high school. Truancy cop harassed my folks, so I went sporadically. I'm amazed I wasn't just expelled.

I wanna live with the aliens and enjoy them 3 pussies, can I stay?

>>34412053
i feel ill never live up to your expectations of me bogs.

>>34412053
Nah I'm good, thanks

Can we stop at an am/pm or something, though?
Xenomorph sex gives me an appetite something fierce.

>>34412026
Sounds to me like you're an insecure homo.

I'm American and thankfully uncut. I can only watch pov porn with uncut penises. Fortunately, cut penises seem to be getting phased out of porn. Cut penises should not be allowed pleasure, since they can hardly experience it.

>>34412026
uncut dicks are unhygienic and look gross, so we fix them, it's not that complicated.

>>34412020
You have to realize that it would be inhumane to force another human being to have sex with you because you are such a disgusting and awkward slob that no one is attracted to.

>>34412020
You're forgetting that most people have been, at some point or another, a virgin. Stop with this self-entitled, "I DESERVE SEX," nonsense. It's absolute garbage-tier logic and you know it. That's why you feel the need to get away from it; putting in any actual effort is what deterred you. Seeing as the amount of effort is increasing as you age, you're becoming depressed by the minute.

If you don't put in the work to get ass, you won't get ass.

My brother and this other kid I know are 20 year old virgins, they are doing just fine. You guys whining about it are just big babies. Nothing even changes after sex.

>>34412000
This is why i want to kill my self, makes me feel bad. Sorry about this btw.

>>34412000
Why is /pol/ on my fucking board? I hate you normie fucks

I feel this so hard right now. I fucking hate this bitch. We haven't talked in days and shes spending so much time with her "back up guy"

Do you need cash a little

>>34412013
absolutely but my bills have priority

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>>34411982
Bearly cost anything