There's this 26 year old single mom of 2 in my area, do you guys think I might have a chance and what do I say to her?
sauce plsssssssesssesefsefsef
>>36926818
>sauce
I told you retard, a 26 year old single mom in my area I saw on plenty of fish
"Hey, I was just wondering, are you still tight after those two mistakes?"
I love you fembots.
>>36926730
It feels so fucking hot to slap girls.
>>36926730
This pic triggers one of my fetishes.
dick = diamonds
>>36926730
Awww, how'd you meet my daughter?
*finish playing Beethoven piano piece*
*looks up*
Oh! Hello there wagie! I bet you just got home from work and now you're ready to relax for another 8 hours. Well don't get too comfortable wagie! Tomorrow morning you'll have to start allllllllll over again! Ahhh, feels good to have a never ending vacation. All you have is 8 hours, how pathetic!
Don't worry NEETie, I won't let this one fall off page 10 like the others. After all, you need those (you)'s for the haircut fund
>>36927489
s-shut up wagie thats fake news
>>36927489
>he made a comp of his own post
lmao wagie go back to work
For all the shit about manspreading, this is the shit I have to deal with simply going out in public because of women.
>get to the train station
>dumb women take too long fumbling around their purse to find their money/ticket card
>can't just have a wallet in their pants like normal people
>on the train
>seats taken up by bags too precious to be put on the floor
>some women will have a backpack+handbag+shopping shit
>get off the train
>women taking too long getting off the platform and going up stairs because they have to wear elevated heels
>walking around them is impossible because of stupid shoulder bags
>go into building
>unbearably hot because it has to be heated for shitty female dress mode that isn't warm
>group assignment
>female busybody is in charge because I offered to do all the work but they felt guilty about it. So now I'm going to do all the work anyway except now a girl will take credit for it and I'm stuck undoing the fuckups of the eager beavers who missed the point of the assignment completely
>going to friend's house
>sluts talking LOUD on the train
>I scowl at my phone as a pretended then punch the wall loudly to scare them. They shut up for a bit until I have to do it again.
>get to friend's house
>the place is a mess from female housemates because women have to own 100x clothing as men
>This is just a typical day of my life trying to avoid women. The true height of my misogyny is when I'm in a relationship or in a social circle with women.
>I scowl at my phone as a pretended then punch the wall loudly to scare them.
>>36926672
>coming here of all places to tell people they have autism
As much as I'd like to tell you to leave you belong here just as much as we do. What's your story? Narcissist? Inferiority complex? Prideful? Go ahead and spill because this is it and you'll be here for a while.
>>36926576
you either have aspergers or balls of steel.
Got an escort the other day and she gave me the "girlfriend experience". Had a lot of fun. Apart from the sex, she was just sweet. I was surprised at how comfortable she was about it considering most people frown at their profession.
Which begs me to question, are there actually a significant number of prostitutes that are proud of their line of work?
>>36926537
Well, I have dated 3 prostitutes in my life. 2 of them for 4 years at a time and the last for 2 years.
I guess some girls can fake affection and love really well.
(BTW, I didn't know they were being paid to be with me)
>>36926577
Who was paying them?
>>36926623
My mother was paying them, I found out later as she was dying.
>we are almost halfway through 2017
>parents keep talking about how time is going too fast
>>36926500
I know you want 25+ people to post but I have a question for you. Do you plan on living past 30? I'm 19 and I can't imagine myself getting old and being happy with a family.sorry if this is a shit question
>>36926676
Not OP.
There would be no point to just plain not living. As an introvert I believe I could still be relatively happy without a family. In fact I have almost zero desire to procreate and get married. I don't even think badly of it per say, I just genuinely don't care.
>>36926676
>Do you plan on living past 30?
yes, I'm going to be 27 in 12 days and i plan on living past 30 for sure. I watch the NFL and the games are fun to watch to me. before I used to think it was retarded and a waste. But now I'm liking them. I'm just grinding through life
And we're gonna come back down the line now, second players please step up to your podiums!
So anon, what do you do for a living and what do you get up to in your spare time?
I remember when they had a professional gambler on once and Richard asked the memest question "what's your biggest win", made me sperg for a good few hours
>>36926475
>currently doing research in chem. engineering
>spend my freetime playing Total War games and shitposting
>>36926622
I have my suspicions about Richard being an autist. The fucking crap he goes on about after every round NOBODY CARES RICHARD
>5'6"
>Improve myself in every way
>Got in great shape, dress really nice
>Make pretty good money
>Go out and do the social scene
No girls give a shit. Hell, my oneitis just asked me if my best friend was single. He's 6'1" and an alcoholic.
I'm too scared to kill myself, but my chances of finding someone are nil just because of my height.
Any other manlets relate?
What do?
No I don't wanna be a trap.
Find a short girl
I'm same height as you, she's 5' 3"
Altho I'm quite feminine and trappy so maybe she doesn't compare me to chads in the same way
>>36926477
when I say she, I mean my gf in case you couldn't already guess
nigrar.exe confurmeded
What in particular made 4chan an attraction for trap lovers or faggots like me? I never quite noticed some people in the west had a taste for fembois until I came to 4chan.
This is what happens when lots of guys post pictures of cute anime girls and talk about their dicks
I DON'T LIKE THEM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE OPS GAY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
I'M SICK OF THIS CRAP. I'M SICK OF BEING SOCIAL ENGINEERED IT'S NOT FUNNY
>>36926444
>felix
>a girl
well..
plug.dj/the-groove-room
We are grooving a bit.
I post an image and, like magic, the thread is bumped.
I grant the thread visibility.
I post again. The thread is bumped again.
What the fuck did I get myself into? I'm the emcee for a show in two days, I'm an antisocial maniac and hate people vehemently. Now all of a sudden I have to go on stage and be funny and entertaining and confident and carry this thing. I'm fucked. I have *never* done anything like this before. Even rehearsing I was sweating buckets and fumbling over my lines. FUCK
snort a couple lines of blow
>>36926356
call them and tell them you're really sick and can't do it
>>36926356
Do what celebrities do, do cocaine.
>tfw jacking off while talking to grandpa on the phone
I think I have a problem
>>36926304
Sounds hot please tell more anon.~
i laughed for an entire minute at just reading this
thanks op
I always knew you were a faggot.
A disappointment, just like your father for raising you.
>live in miami
>get ugly haircut
>only way to hide it is to wear a hat
>lose hat on city bus
>have to wear hoodie in 80 degrees F
i wish i wasn't so much of a poorfag to go to tallahassee
i also live in miami
>>36926289
Just order a hat off of Amazon lel
>>36926305
Me too. I'm disappointed to know that retarded weebs live near me
You're not a "nice guy." You're an inoffensive loser who is afraid to take a stance so you just smile and nod and do nothing but listen.
>>36926203
if your best quality is that you're "nice" then you're p. worthless.
>>36926203
I have no sympathy for others. I couldn't care less what others think of me, anyway. I won't change a damn thing about me at the end of the day.
Fuck people.
>>36926203
It is courtesy. It is a quality shared by men of intellect. Taking a stance, getting in the face of people, these are acts of loud mouthed simpletons. You see the same behavior in animals, the constant desire to impress.
Those who are courtious, respect the privacy of other people. They feel an aversion to the thought of making an impression on strangers they pass on the street. They do not play loud music and disturb their neighbours.
>ywn meet another anon because you live in a shitty town
ywn = your worst nightmare?
>>36926367
Why would it be my worst nightmare?
>>36926367
>>36926422
>you will never
you fucking mongs