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CS firstyear reporting in
Also, you cannot post in this thread unless you want to lick Acerola's feet or armpits
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Oh dude first year, very nice!
Don't forget to get started with networking in the 2nd semester (:
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>>39601245
Yes, I'm very excited!
Hopefully I'll make new friends who like me
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>>39601290
Ouch
I wish I could be your friend ):
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How's your week been, Borderline robots?
>visit my boyfriend at his apartment
>feel warm, loving thoughts the whole drive over there
>fully prepared to have a storybook-esque day where we make love from morning to night
>whenever I get there, I find that he's looking at porn
>storm out and drive home at blazing speed in a blind fit of rage
>when I get home, find multiple text messages apologizing
>send him a long, scathing message where I call him every name in the book and say that he's lucky I don't break up with him or run him over with my car
>he doesn't reply for a while
>regret starts sinking in
>I send him a dozen hysterical messages apologizing, vision blurred by tears
>he's so wonderful and my heart is so soft for him and I can't believe I said those things and I'm crying so much
>he says everything's okay and that he just didn't reply because he was in the shower
>that was two days ago
>my body's still numbed from the stress
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>boyfriend
Faggots go to >>/lgbt/
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BPD girl here also.
I'd break up with my BF if he was watching porn while we were together.
Did you reply when he said he was in the shower? Are you two back on talking terms?
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I made oatmeal with water
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how do we lose weight robots? Fatbots get in here. SkinnyBots help us out.
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Stop trying to starve yourself because it will always end up in you binging out harder later on.
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>>39601185
Get prescribed amphetamines, problem shoved.
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>Skellys say "just eat less "
it's not that simple
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I had a dream I ate a light-skinned girl's pussy last night. I was flicking my tongue and sucking on it and really getting into it because I'm an actual nice guy and care about how my partner feels. What does this dream mean?
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It means you need to get laid.
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It means you need some mulatto pussy in your life senpai
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>>39601379
I specifically ate this woman's pussy in my dream. 2 years ago I hung out with her and watched a movie and when she left I grabbed her phat ass and she kissed me briefly on the lips. Later she said I was too pushy. So I fucked up potential with this fine ass biracial chick. Kinda depressing
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What are you like irl?
Describe your personality and how you interact with others (if you interact with others at all)
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>>39601173
I'm generally quiet and polite. I talk about things I'm interested if I'm sure they'll be interesting to someone else. Otherwise I barely do small talk. I like to think I'm a good listener, but I don't have much advice to give because I have less worldly experience than everyone else.
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OP here. For some odd reason, I don't really say a lot. I'm still social and hang around people a lot whom I've known for years but I do the least talking out of all of them. I'm not even the most passive. I'm pretty aggressive and have done a lot of violent things. I just do very little verbal communication. I also don't seem to emote a lot.
It's not like I'm stoic or anything. I literally just always have this deadpan look on my face. Even in confrontational situations or when I'm trying to hurt someone, it's just a deadpan expression. According to my dad, I've been like this since I was a kid.
It might be some form of autism or could be just my lack of intelligenceeven if I'm a complete normie with a gf and even a kid
other anons, please tell me what you're like. Let's get to know each others' personalities a bit
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>>39601173
Loud, Obnoxious, Friendly
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Fembots, why don't you wear sexy lingerie underneath your everyday clothes? It makes you feel more sexy and gives your confidence a boost, and the thought of keeping a little sexy secret from the people all around you you deal with during the day is really nice.
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>>39601161
I wear lingerie under my clothes but I'm also a dude so that cancels it out.
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But most girls do wear g-strings.
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>>39601161
It's uncomfortable. Not really meant to be worn for a long amount of time.
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Yearly reminder that it's sleeveless turtleneck season.
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>>39601094
>turtleneck
Why would anyone want to do that to themselves?
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>>39601108
>implying that they aren't pretty and beautiful
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>>39601108
official teacher/milf attire
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He was the only one that truly cared for me.
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Did he really actually care for you?
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>>39601237
I hope so. oregagha
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>>39601237
absolutly best girl
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Guy Who Killedself Here - AMA 2017-09-08 12:09:30 Post No.39601074
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Guy Who Killedself Here - AMA
Anonymous
2017-09-08 12:09:30
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Sup /r9k/,
I recently killed myself successfully using the phenobarbital method (darkwebz are incredible). Note I'm not talking about some bullshit 'legally dead' glorified coma BS, I mean the real thing: I am dead, and I remain dead, because I have killedself.
Now that I am deceased, I have come here to share my wisdom with you, the /r9k/ community, from "beyond the grave." Feel free to AMA, but I especially welcome questions on:
> Life after the death.
> Death: does it solve your problems?
> Faces of death.
> Drug addiction and drug policy.
> Overrated and underrated aspects of death.
> Anything related to my ghostly powers of clairvoyance, ESP, future-telling, etc.
AMA!
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Fuck off ghostposter
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So even in death you still come to this shitty website? Wow
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>>39601074
Yeah no, skip straight to the future stuff
When does the world end
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embitiay (aka the infamous mbti) 2017-09-08 12:08:32 Post No.39601063
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embitiay (aka the infamous mbti)
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who else /masterrace/ here?
onrig
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>>39601063
taurus mercury retrograde reporting in
orig, somehow
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>>39601122
>taurus mercury retrograde
>not orig
wew
orig
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>>39601063
First for INFP.
Life's good.
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You must post in this thread if you're craving a tomato sandwich right now.
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>>39601054
Craving Peanut butter and honey sandwich here desu.
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OP's craving a KNUCKLE SANDWICH
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Personally, I'm craving a classic British toast sandwich right about now.
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Your time has come, anon-kun
ZA WARUDO
Time has stopped.
>What do you do?
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I don't do anything because time has stopped you retard
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>>39601008
I have the same type of Stand asshole. You're fucking dead
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>>39601008
Shadow Clone Jutsu!
I shouldnt be surprised that wasn't original.
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Odds: I message her
Evens: I don't
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>>39600981
>really liked the image I used as op pic
>saved the thumbnail
well shit
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>>39601016
i cant find it on google either OP, oh well. go message the girl and report back
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What are you going to say?
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>2017
>Doesnt smoke cigarettes
Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or perhaps both?
>b-but it kills you
And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?
>it's addictive!!!
It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!
Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel
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>i simply don't find them worthy of wasting 5 mins on
this enough of an answer for you?
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Keep trying to validate your addiction, retard, but remember some of us aren't as weak willed.
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I socially smoke and people give me shit for that because its tobacco, where the fuck are you?
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believe it or not this is the same person
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Oh nice dude, if only I had weight to lose to reveal that handsome and beautiful face like he did (:
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It sucks when you're already thin and still ugly.
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>>39600923
this
i'm not fat, but am still uglier than the left version of him