Reminder that the Alt-left board of /r9k/ officially stands against Fuhrer Drumpf's Fascist anti-LGBTQ policy.
>>38638335
WRONG! trump is great he makes normies mad
MAKE AMERICA THICC AGAIN
both are spooked. tugging spooks.
This is your date for tonight, say something nice to her
>>38638324
you have very big BOOBS
i want to stick my face in between
>>38638324
how many black males have you been with?
>>38638324
>dark nipples/areola
Ruined.
>at camp
>shit has been going on for barely over a week
>suddenly we're told to take on our best clothes and go to the cafeteria
>tfw only boys in the cafeteria
>they tell us the girls are all in the meeting room
>we have to go there, pick a girl, tell her she's beautiful and hug her
>I go up to the only girl there that looked interested in me
>spaghetti.gif
>at least she looked content with the compliment
>also yay, not hugless anymore
>think I might have a chance and plan to talk to her at nearest chance
>ffd to next day (today btw)
>realize my spilling of the spaghettis was worse than I thought
>realize she was most likely waiting for Chad to come up to her
>he was going to, I just got to her first
>tfw not only is she not interested anymore, I'm the reason she didn't get to hug Chad
Should I follow my plan and try to talk to her?
>>38638299
>at camp
What are you like 14? Gtfo junior.
>>38638299
>>we have to go there, pick a girl, tell her she's beautiful and hug her
What the fuck? No wonder women hate threads are popular
>Should I follow my plan and try to talk to her?
Of course not. Why you went along thinking it would be a good experience is beyond me. Clearly you're not robot enough to have given up all hope yet.
do you fap less when you have a girlfriend ?
>>38638279
I make a point of trying not to fap too often when dating a girl. Makes ya more romantic if you have some sexual tension built up in them nuts.
For me the answer follows:
Is she immediately available to use dozen times a day as a sex toy? I don't jerk off at all.
Does she want me to save up a gigantic load to completely drown her in it? I'll not jerk off for about two days, up to 5 if she wants to fetishize my pent up lust.
Otherwise nah, I jerk off the same amount.
>>38638279
When I'm on the verge of getting a girlfriend I usually find myself less horny and only jack off once a day to get it out of my system. Haven't ever actually had a girlfriend but I'd imagine it'd be about the same as that.
every once in a while someone makes a thread for this. let's get together and play some games.
>tfw used to be a C-framer 3-4 years ago
>>38639150
what the hell is that? cframe doesn't have a hyphen btw
>>38638204
You wanna play some phantom forces or apoc? post your username and I'll send you a request
what's the best hip hop song of all time?
>>38638199
Can't touch this
Bust a move
Just a friend
I wish - Skee-lo
Uneven Compromise
If you are a GIRL, a NON VIRGIN, or a FAGGOT/TRANNY get the fuck off my board now!!!! This is a CHRISTIAN BOARD and I won't stand for your degeneracy any longer! GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I second this.
also if
>you have freinds irl
>you're rich
i suggest you get off this board NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38638193
i 3rd this but not a christian but sick of gay feel threads and fembot bait
>>38638193
>>38638250
You guys forgot 2 things.
If you are
>A beta orbiter
>White knight
I demand you LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW TRAITORS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>dad tells me to never self-insert as the girl in porn
>ignore him and keep doing it
>literally can't get off without imagining myself being fucked by cocks any more
>>38638190
>dad tells me to never self-insert as the girl in porn
How? When? Why?
??
>>38638778
Every night after he raped me.
>>38638190
I wish my dad told me this
>mted for this
>Learn a trade.
>Make 100k in first year.
>r9k won't do this.
>>38638189
What trade anon? Also are you in a union?
It's funny when I, a drop out at 13, started making $13/hr as a helper at 18 (2008) when the majority of my peers went to memeschool and are drowning in debt years later making less than $15/hr working shit jobs. I eventually made it up to $30/hr after 2 years but then I got schizo and became a neet again. At least I got neetbux now and no debt.
I get more NEETbux than I spent.
Sorry guys, I found out something horrible in my occultic studies this week. Asians are directly descended from the reptilian aliens. It all makes perfect sense:
>no empathy for animals or even other human beings
>extremely emotionally reserved
>obsessed with logic and reason, love the sciences
>all Asian nations claim to be descended from dragons in their cultural myths
>when reaching their lowest depths are some of the most depraved and violent beings on earth(ie. The Chinese/North Koreans, Japanese during WW2)
>obsessed with rules and regulations and an intense work ethic, a mark of the Draco Orion Empire
>their appearance looks unlike any other race on earth, unusual shaped bulging lizard eyes and facial structure gives them an alien appearance
>lack of body hair
Sorry guys, but if you get involved with Asian women you are literally gonna be having sex with/romantically involved with a negative alien species that is barbaric and cruel.
>Chinese are Eldar
>Japanese are Dark Eldar
Look at this art of an Eldar female, she looks just like a really tall Asian woman with pointy ears.
>>38638129
>all asian races claim to be descended from dragons
Wrong. Izanagi creates humans, he is a god. And the emperor is directly descended from amaterasu, who is the sun. Neither are dragons.
>>38638129
Aliens are hot. Nearly as hot as monster girls.
Just saw this movie and it filled me with these comfy feels.
Can anyone recommend me some comfy feel movies?
>>38638098
comfy? you serious? That movie makes me few so lonely and sad and I was so depressed I couldn't sleep
>>38638098
does it need to be anime? I love old black and white movies, they give me a comfy feel
havent seen Your Name yet - really wortha shot to watch?
>>38638162
Everything turned out okay in the end, in a very sweet way.
I don't see why you would lose sleep over it.
Why are scenarios involving being nude in public so common in womens fantasies? What's the turnon in that?
>>38638053
Women crave attention. You literally couldn't get more attention
>>38638053
Degradation. They need it.
>>38638053
/ourdude/
how do you pronounce pepe i always said pee pee but not sure im doing it right
The first e is silent so its basically just "pe"
>>38638043
Peh-Pay
Original oregano Oregon etc
>>38638070
No it's poi-puj you moron
>neighbour asks me to take care of his cats while he's on holiday
>'ok'
>one of the cats is scared of me, the other one isn't
>feeding the not-scared cat treats
>notice scared cat sitting at a distance, staring at me
>continue feeding the cat treats while looking scared cat in the eyes
>it starts purring
>this cuck-cat is enjoying looking at another man feeding his girlfriend into obesity
why are cats such degenerates, /r9k/?
>>38638031
Sometimes they purr out of anxiety too. You're most likely freaking him out even more with the staring, which caused him to start purring.
>anon always thinking he's an alpha chad doing cucking
>>38638224
>khv cat gets anxious watching chad treating stacie cat like a princess
This seems familiar...
>>38638031
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OP THAT CAT IS A ROBOT STOP KEKING HIM JUST BECAUSE THE POOR THING CAN'T DO ANYTHING
so i am about to make a follow up call to a potential employer what should i say?
its a retail job if that helps
" I'm very interested in the position you have to offer and hope you will consider me."
inb4 shake his hand
just say I will work hard for you
>>38638018
that seems like something i'd say at the end of the conversation
is there something that i can open up with?
>>38637984
"Hi, I'm just calling to follow up on the status of a job application I submitted."