>drugs are bad you degenerates!
>*goes back to fapping to disgusting pornography while being a NEET leech*
>400 dollars a month to become a stinky addict
>fapping and porno is free with an internet connection
Why are virgins on this board making so much false-equivalence lately?
>"How you doin' there, sport?"
>"Nice day out, isn't it, champ?"
Reminder that the Alt-left board of /r9k/ officially stands against Fuhrer Drumpf's Fascist anti-LGBTQ policy.
This is your date for tonight, say something nice to her
>shit has been going on for barely over a week
>suddenly we're told to take on our best clothes and go to the cafeteria
>tfw only boys in the cafeteria
>they tell us the girls are all in the meeting room
>we have to go there, pick a girl, tell her she's beautiful and hug her
>I go up to the only girl there that looked interested in me
>at least she looked content with the compliment
>also yay, not hugless anymore
>think I might have a chance and plan to talk to her at nearest chance
>ffd to next day (today btw)
>realize my spilling of the spaghettis was worse than I thought
>realize she was most likely waiting for Chad to come up to her
>he was going to, I just got to her first
>tfw not only is she not interested anymore, I'm the reason she didn't get to hug Chad
Should I follow my plan and try to talk to her?
>>we have to go there, pick a girl, tell her she's beautiful and hug her
What the fuck? No wonder women hate threads are popular
>Should I follow my plan and try to talk to her?
Of course not. Why you went along thinking it would be a good experience is beyond me. Clearly you're not robot enough to have given up all hope yet.
do you fap less when you have a girlfriend ?
For me the answer follows:
Is she immediately available to use dozen times a day as a sex toy? I don't jerk off at all.
Does she want me to save up a gigantic load to completely drown her in it? I'll not jerk off for about two days, up to 5 if she wants to fetishize my pent up lust.
Otherwise nah, I jerk off the same amount.
When I'm on the verge of getting a girlfriend I usually find myself less horny and only jack off once a day to get it out of my system. Haven't ever actually had a girlfriend but I'd imagine it'd be about the same as that.
every once in a while someone makes a thread for this. let's get together and play some games.
what's the best hip hop song of all time?
If you are a GIRL, a NON VIRGIN, or a FAGGOT/TRANNY get the fuck off my board now!!!! This is a CHRISTIAN BOARD and I won't stand for your degeneracy any longer! GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You guys forgot 2 things.
If you are
>A beta orbiter
I demand you LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW TRAITORS!
>dad tells me to never self-insert as the girl in porn
>ignore him and keep doing it
>literally can't get off without imagining myself being fucked by cocks any more
>Learn a trade.
>Make 100k in first year.
>r9k won't do this.
It's funny when I, a drop out at 13, started making $13/hr as a helper at 18 (2008) when the majority of my peers went to memeschool and are drowning in debt years later making less than $15/hr working shit jobs. I eventually made it up to $30/hr after 2 years but then I got schizo and became a neet again. At least I got neetbux now and no debt.
Sorry guys, I found out something horrible in my occultic studies this week. Asians are directly descended from the reptilian aliens. It all makes perfect sense:
>no empathy for animals or even other human beings
>extremely emotionally reserved
>obsessed with logic and reason, love the sciences
>all Asian nations claim to be descended from dragons in their cultural myths
>when reaching their lowest depths are some of the most depraved and violent beings on earth(ie. The Chinese/North Koreans, Japanese during WW2)
>obsessed with rules and regulations and an intense work ethic, a mark of the Draco Orion Empire
>their appearance looks unlike any other race on earth, unusual shaped bulging lizard eyes and facial structure gives them an alien appearance
>lack of body hair
Sorry guys, but if you get involved with Asian women you are literally gonna be having sex with/romantically involved with a negative alien species that is barbaric and cruel.
>Chinese are Eldar
>Japanese are Dark Eldar
Look at this art of an Eldar female, she looks just like a really tall Asian woman with pointy ears.
>all asian races claim to be descended from dragons
Wrong. Izanagi creates humans, he is a god. And the emperor is directly descended from amaterasu, who is the sun. Neither are dragons.
Just saw this movie and it filled me with these comfy feels.
Can anyone recommend me some comfy feel movies?
Why are scenarios involving being nude in public so common in womens fantasies? What's the turnon in that?
how do you pronounce pepe i always said pee pee but not sure im doing it right