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>>35524911
i'm generally liked by everyone, because i don't show them any part of my real self, but i hate everyone and refuse to associate with most people because they have nothing to offer me, and i have nothing to offer them.

>>35524911
i have no friends. also this guy and i "fucked" last week, but i was drunk and dont remember any of it and he hasn't called/txted and we get to see each other in class nxt week. great!!

>>35524911
and i really just want to smoke a joint right now and drink, but i drank up all my wine last night, and its like a fucking white out and stores are closed but i do have weed. so its ok. i still has no friends though : /

>>35524898
You're 6'3

I know a gunshot wound to the head can make you a little slow, maybe even a little forgetful, but come on. you should know your own height

>>35524898
>i just wanna manipulate qts with low self esteem to fuck with me

Charles Manson did exactly that and he was 5'2.

>>35525285
this, although drugs and his godlike charisma had a lot to do with it

actually korean girls support maledom

>>35524846
can you give me some more information about Korean women?

t. Japanese virgin

you literally posted a chart of people from the SAME race you fucking dumbfuck.

>>35524766
aren't europoid whites the only humans on earth who can differ in eye and hair colors? can't help it, all niggers/pajeets/kebabs look the same to me, asians would too if they didn't have narrow eyes

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>>35524766
Those do look like a bunch of koreans who have had massive amounts of plastic surgery though

Why don't you google it you faggot

The shroomery most likely has some kind of guide or PDF, if not try erowid.

https://www.erowid.org/plants/mushrooms/mushrooms.shtml

>>35524757
autism/10

find a job desu

i stopped at

>then a blessing

you fucking retard

>>35524757
I think you care too much about an anonymous Chinese finger-painting board

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>>35524750
Same thing happend to me OP , but the girl was a literally cyborg and she wasn't a roastie . She got so sad that she started a fucking ONLINE relationship

>>35524859
Oh , and she was shy as fuck but open to me

Try apologising OP. If you're feeling really ballsy even admit that you felt a little nervous around her. If you talk to her and apologise now there's at least a slim chance she'll forgive you and you might have something, but if you don't talk to her then there's no chance at all.

Don't end up like me OP
>Girl suddenly gets really into me
>Her friends telling me how much she likes me
>Really pretty, huge boobies, lovely personality, into loads of the same stuff
>So utterly confused as to how anyone could find me attractive I'm unable to reciprocate her feelings
>Eventually stop talking to her
>Still a lonely virgin years later
>Still have no idea how the fuck I managed to get someone interested in me
>Nearly lost virginity to her but got scared and couldn't go through with it

I'm a nofap fag and only fendom has ruined my streaks. Everyone has desires, you sound normal. If you wanna rid it, watch only vanilla stuff.

I'm more than capable of enjoying regular benis in bajina, so it's not life ruining, but I'm into femdom, gender role reversal and /ss/ to such a degree that it actually makes me really depressed when I think about how I'll probably never have a relationship where my GF wears the pants.
or when I think about how I'll probably never have a relationship at all.

>>35524800
Is that what you're doing?

>tfw dad beats you everyday

>>35524719
Yeah, I was born

No, but I've had it fucked out of me.

Final Destination.

I am baking some tendies in the oven right now. About 20 more minutes to go before I enter tendie heaven.

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These are my favorite tendies

Your typing is all right so I'll throw a Y and a bonus F. God speed

>>35524700
I'm not really that drunk. Just 750ml of Jim Beam. Typing is a bloody choir though mate.

i love this song. one of my most loved
will listen to thisesque music at the library
thank you!

>>35524729
You're very welcome anon. You might like this too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYvw7jm-lsw

>>35524853
omg god bless you! i love listening to this music
while working or any time! latin chants, hymns, choirs <1500s etc

thanks for sharing:)

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brrrrrppttttt ppppfffftttbbbbb

>>35524683
Get out of here degenerate brap poster this is for romance and sensual vanilla intimacy! This is not for fart porn!

>>35524657
Cute and gay

You joke, but she's pretty cool looking to me.
I will never be as interesting as her.

all the girls look cute in that pic and all the guys look like downies

fucking slavs

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>>35524652
wtf, dude, lol
she looks too old to be a student

>>35524618
what does beer bread taste like? i saw it at trader joes i think. is it like cinnamon bread? omg now im goinng ot og og et pastries

>2.1/10 gf

this hurts, anon. I am that 2.1/10 grill. We can't all be super models.

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>>35524662
Drop your skype and I'll consider sending you a pic of my dick if you beg hard enough