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Sauce?

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tfw no Chicago, Illinois BF

>>34454643
http://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/0FWsKFLzHPgr6guDQnzXpA/

You have been posting this pic almost every single day for months now. What's your endgame?

>>34454678
Man I sure am glad we voted Trump into office.

>>34454693
Really man. Id much rather die fighting putin and other evil cis males! and surely 4th wave feminism will benifit robots!

We dont need welfare dumbfuck we neex higher paying jobs

>>34454739
That robots aren't going to be able to get.

>>34454617
What the fuck? This is some Dianetics feelgood shit, who created this garbage?

My brain is so fried from sitting on my ass and doing nothing but playing CS:GO and shitposting. I don't even have the necessary attention span to read this.

>>34454781

I read the whole thing
Boils down to 'just b urself'

>300 word essay
Nigga, that's hardly a page.

>300 word essay

Shit man wait till you're hit with 3000+ word essays thats when you'll really be fucked

its fucking friday who has assignments due on saturday

>>34454582
I didn't masturbate for a month back in november. I ended up having one of the best orgasms of my life when I had sex around Christmastime.

>>34454625
Did your lack of masturbation help you in any shape, form or angle?

Started nofap, currently on day 5. Don't feel shit.

This summer I went 1 day short of 3 months, when I had a wet dream. Yeah, that's right - no ejaculation, not even involuntary, for almost 3 months. Didn't feel any superpowers, but sometimes I did feel a kind of horniness which triggered me to talk to girls, and made me excited rather than nervous.

After the wet dream I went back to fapping to high quality porn with beautiful pornstars. Didn't really regret it, but I want to try nofap again.

>>34454561
that gets me too.

The fact that "Fuck buddies" are an actual thing that happens just makes me angry desu.

>>34454575
Why angry? If done right it can be a blast

People have sex? Never seen that happen besides fake pornographic movies.

>>34454520
I agree. /r9k/ mods in the past month are the only time I've seen mods/janitors doing good work

And not just traps, they're very much cleaning r9k of its shitposting. Soon, when their work is done, we will have another golden era for r9k.

You can't silence the boipucci!

>>34454520
if /lgbt/ or something was a NSFW board, we wouldn't have this problem. but when you have ALL the cute boys migrate to the outcast board, it naturally gets steamy <3

How do you meditate then?

>>34454535
do you have a smartphone? If so I can give you some apps that are truly great. If not, there are free guided meditations you can find online, or if you're into torrenting there is a great series of guided meditation by Jack Kornfield, who is considered an expert in the field.

>>34454570
What are some apps?

The amount of patience necessary to play through the whole game doesn't justify the lack of action to me. Being patient just to get shit on instantly would make me angry. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

>Dark Souls 3

wtf is wrong with you

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>that no health meta
boi I'm coming for u

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>little anon finally learns that no matter what he is, what he is doing, or what is happening around him he will always be in the shit
that's like the whole point of reality
dontchaknow

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>>34454319
>omg look at all my dates
>trust me you're better off without them

Instead of trying to flex on an anonymous board why don't you kill yourself already

>>34454465
I'm being serious. It causes me great anxiety and it's also very expensive. And the mind games are endless. It really is no fun, friend.

Yes. all the billions of asian women are great in bed, all the billions of nonasian women are terrible in bed

You're a fucking retard and I hope you and your entire family dies

not a fan desu

Only good in the 2D form.

>>34454231
Why did you start a thread addressed to fembots but post a man

>>34454231
>inb4 someone asks the exact same question but posed towards robots

this is the closest I've ever been to getting sent nudes by a girl.

Can you do some more OP?

>>34454226
>tfw we were all pretending to be boys all along

The dumbass retards who download the Alexa pagerank add on are the people who are included in these demographics

I believe they use google ad sense data although the site is an amazon site, those who block ads are not included in those demographics (i.e. virtually anyone who understands how the basics of how to use computers)

They are not accurate in the slightest

>women pretending to be men pretending to be little girls

but probably this yeah:>>34454307

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>ywn fight the primordial serpent
Miyazaki pls

>Scoob will never give you the ol' natty lickeroo


Why even live?

>ywn shit in the primordial soup and then jizz on it

Why live?

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>>34454127
Whose this cute girl?

>>34454127
she is a jew. boogibloxer

>>34454127
>who is this cute girl ayynons?
shes my friend