Does eating count as a hobby?
No you fat piece of shit.
orig.
Maybe if you are cute.
>>36038907
Do you do it competitively?
Nothing makes me happier than seeing women DYING
>>36038889
Need that webm of a nigger girl that was hanged
>>36038889
I love it when they get raped. REJECT THIS, BITCH!
>>36038889
Oooh, one of these threads!
>tfw gf is 1!!! inch taller than you and you need to stand on your toes when kissing her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36038841
bahahah lanklets btfo
>>36038841
>caring
lol that's dumb
I know you're baiting but these thoughts will stick to the back of your mind and it's gonna suck when you find yourself thinking this about people you meet.
Haha holy shit, might as well not have a gf.
omegle
Video or chat
/r9k/ /omegler9k/ /robot9000/
>>36038829
will it just be me and you anon?
Looks like its off to a slow stsrt
wow great thread
>purchase $30 worth of btc for acid
>10 minutes later my btc is worth $29.63
>Can't buy acid
>>36038796
serves you right fucking drug abuser
>>36038796
You are supposed to buy a little more mate
It even says so one some marketplaces
>>36038855
>drug abuser
>acid
>>36038872
I always brought $5 more than I needed just in case but this time I only had $30.
how am i going to get my friend back?
nobody can replace them
i feel like they're ripping my mind apart
im worthless
>>36038759
Maybe I can be your loyal soul mate.
>they
>them
Jesus christ get back to tumblr
It just kind of is what it is. Everyday is a fight to stay out bed but I do it. I haven't been able to do much but at least I'm out of the bed and trying to do more.
Sometimes it's easier. Mostly it's something I carry around. Sorry I can't help more op. I hope it gets better for you
there's no reason to do anything else in life once you have drugs and good friends
Hedonism is the only valid philosophical school of thought
>>36038789
im a hedonist but sometimes I want to conquer the world
only for a higher pursuit of pleasure of course
blow off, choffer.
What if I go to sleep one day and don't wake up?
What if I take some shitty drug and forget how to breathe?
What if one day I decide to go to the city to get away from 4chan and there is a terrorist attack on that day?
What if one day I get so bored that I decide to take a paper knife and stick it into my eye, just to see what happens next?
What if one day I am so bored I want to taste one drop of bleach just to find out how it tastes like?
What if one day I see an SJW and I accidently reveal my powerlevel by ironically doing a nazi salute and then get jailed for hate speech?
What if one day I listen to music from headphones and there is a loud glitch that causes me to become deaf?
What if one day I wake up blind?
What if one day I find out my parents died in a car crash?
what if you got off this board and got some pussy
>>36039111
you speak truth anon I should
>>36038620
Well what if the moon blew up right this instant?
No use worrying about what ifs, especially ones that are unlikely to happen. Just live your life anon, stop worrying so much about what ifs. If some of those things do happen, it sucks, but in most cases you can't prevent it.
>underneath the bridge
>mom has come to bring me
>something else to eat
>and then she will sing me
>all the way to sleep
>and then I will come home sick
>anyone could see it
I remember the day he died. I was skipping school that day and all the small local stores were playing Nirvana songs. You could hear the music while walking by.
>>36038619
big long now is a masterpiece
>>36038619
>Nirvana is now dadrock
>tfw your car CD case (16CDs) has more Nirvana and Soundgarden (4CDS/4Albums) than anything else.
Did you have "THAT teacher" at school?
You know, the one who unwittingly (or deliberately, even?!) gave you your first little boners?
I had that one teacher that was in her late 30 who always wore skirt with high heels and pantyhose
Her legs were fucking amazing and she still had a pretty face despite being pretty old
in 7th grade music class we had a teacher who's ass was so fucking fat, she wore these tight slacks every single day and I had to resist the urge to not go to the restroom and rub one out
5th grade teacher was a bonafide thicc MILF before thicc was a thing. This was around 17 years ago.
I think I might have been mindfucked into liking thicc girls because that's all I chase nowadays despite being a manlet.
Does tinder work for finding a gf or hooking up with girls? How does one do Tinder if I don't have a facebook. Also is there a way to guarantee people I know won't see me on there because it would be embarrassing to me.
Just lonely and really want to get a gf but don't know how
>>36038580
>How does one do Tinder if I don't have a facebook?
It doesn't. Make special account just for tinder
>>36038982
If I make an account just for Tinder, will the girls see I have no friends? Why do you even need to link a facebook account to Tinder anyway? Also does Tinder cost money or is it free.
>>36039002
They will only see common connections and it's free
>tfw no savior complex bf to save me
Life was supposed to be easy when you're female. Why does no one want me? I'm going to hit the wall at this rate.
>>36038566
>Life was supposed to be easy when you're female. Why does no one want me?
is this a woman or cebruz?
don't post tomoko if you aren't cebruz
>>36038566
Well, I'm here for my free gf to save. Too bad OP is roleplaying or has high standards. I know this yet I always reply in case, one day I might strike gold you know.
>>36038584
cebruz is dead. RIP
post yfw modern SJWism is the same side of the coin as mainstream """homophobia""" in years gone by.
>people were scared of their own sexuality so they projected anti-gay thoughts and say that they aren't gay
>people now are scared of their own racism and prejudice so they project equality and say that they aren't racist
Most SJW is about attention whoring and virtue signalling.
>oh no, we accidentally made the world a better place
>le all homophobe are gay meme
Anyone else hate this meme? First of all it's saying that being gay is a bad thing. Second of all, pretty much everyone is homophobic, some very blatantly homophobic. All cultures through history have been homophobic.
The word of the day is Chatoyant
Chatoyant - Changing in luster or color
That chatoyant silk can't possibly sate the king's desires. Get rid of it.
That is chatowank
I hope John isn't an aginner to Betty's wedding. He has always hated Jeff, the preordained groom to be.
I can't believe Jack said all of those useless platitudes.
It was all so cliche and vacuous.
Anons, do you think you know more about life than the average normie?
>>36038522
No, that's how I Wound up here
of course
once you're too deep down the rabbit hole it's too late
yes
originaloqwerty