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>tfw no polycephalous bf
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>tfw no wannabe gf
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>tfw no poly phallus bf
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>tfw no phallus police gf
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Post how much clothes you're wearing
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Who is /naked/ right now?
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Just some briefs, It's all I ever wear.
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"My dear sweet grandson did w-w-WHAT!!!"
what did granny catch you doing?
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>>37716243
fapping into her panties
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Posting in the Woman Hate thread
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Why am I attracted to women farting, anons?
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Maybe because it draws attention to their butts.
Or perhaps when you were growing up, women farted around you and it left an impression, sort of an imprint.
As far as fetishes go this is very tame and harmless.
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Nice me too
Pretty sure everyone is
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>>37716235
I thought of another possibility.
Maybe it helps serve as a reminder that women are not mystical creatures, but biological organisms just like you.
If they fart, that is demonstrated in a very obvious way. So it sort of breaks the ice and the illusion and thereby could be comforting. Things that are comforting can often also become objects of sexual fixation (as can things that are scary or disturbing).
James Joyce had this fetish, and it's possible that Jonathan Swift may have as well. So it's not a new thing. It's really an area "ripe" for sexological study.
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Failed Normie reporting in
>Graduated University
>Got a good desk job
>Got an 8/10 GF
>Get fired
>GF cheats on me
>Move back in with parents
>Play video games all day for over a year, haven't spoken to a girl the entire time
What does this mean anons? Do I still have a chance? I'm 25
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fembot here
no kill yourself and leave normie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>37716184
>fembot here
This fucking meme. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37716184
this. you should kill yourself
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I haven't showered in a week and a half because seeing myself naked disgusts me and makes me want to kill myself and literally vomit.
ask me anything
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You shouId post tits
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>>37716161
what's wrong with your body? i avoid looking at my reflection whenever i can 'cause i fucking hate it.
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>>37716161
>tfw started only showering when I go out
>I go out once a week max
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Behold! Before you sits the laziest man in the entire world! Known far and wide for his aversion to physical activity, this slug has designed his house so that he can grab anything without leaving the comfort of his recliner.
Using an elaborate set of tools, including a fishing rod, extendo-arm, and high-energy magnets, this legendary loafer has put everything in the room within reach. However, despite his efforts, there's one place he can't reach without getting off his duff.
Can you find that spot?
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Under the recliner cushion?
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>>37716134
That Layton riddle is so stupid. There are gaps underneath that allow you to reach there anyway.
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Can you guys rate my robot-feel-related rap lyrics? I mainly write in my native language (dutch) now but before that I wrote English only, and I'd like some feedback from my main target demographic, which is suicidal losers like myself. Here's something I whipped up a few months ago, it's pretty good, steal if you want to:
She wanna know just who I am
I don't know where to begin
I'm the evil twin
Did a tour of every sin
Got the forty in my hand
With my temple on the other end
All the while tryna understand
Why God put me in his plans
But, i ain't got a clue
When I think about a purpose baby all I see is you
And I don't think it's funny actually it's kinda sad
I had hopes I had wishes I lost everything i had
Girl i sent it all to you but I didn't pay for tracking
Now it's lost in transition and in every way I'm lacking
I'm just talking like I'm raised, does that make me sound pretentious?
I love you so, i want you to be mine till I'm in dentures
All my boys they don't believe me
When I say these girls can't see me
I can't throw it around that freely
Keep it zipped till I've found that feeling
You're so pure, and I'm contaminated
I just wanna touch you, i fucking hate it
I used to be so different but
Inbetween those steps I hesitated
Fast sedated, 808 kicks and half a pill
I'll tell you bout this life cause I live it still
Spitting digital zen but I keep it real
Might need a double cup cause I've had my fill
Girl i feel, every word you say
You're not right, but I've lost my way
I wanna do anything it takes
Can't take anymore of these mistakes
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hop ur habin a gud dey fends
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How does it feel that no matter how many years you spend lifting weights, improving yourself, and working hard that you will never be able to go back in time and slay prime teenage pussy?
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You must be ugly AF. It only takes a joint and some pizza to fuck a teen.
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For all my gaybots
Why do str8 guys like to toy with our hearts?
Some fuck with us, then others just like the attention because they can't get it from girls.
Why be so cruel?
We love like anybody else....
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>>37715908
I had a gay guy flirt with me for months and I had no idea he was flirting. I just thought he was a major virgin who couldn't stop making sex jokes.
Also, >>>/lgbt/
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>>37715949
FUCK YOU GAY GUYS HAVE PROBLEMS TOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37715949
Did he give you the succ?
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I don't want to find work anymore. I'm sick of the threats to shut off my neetbux. I'm thinking of shutting it off myself. I just want to be left alone.
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come one, come all
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i freestyled this :(
sorry for accent
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUQ0YngR2H
Doesn't sound that good but it's late and I can't make too much noise in the dorm
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forgot link gill me
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>be 18
>be frog
>be lazy and incompetent as fuck
>in less than 6 hours I'll have to go through a shitty exam, don't know how to name it but it's the one at the end of highschool
>literally zero preparation beforehand thanks to my laziness, /gif/ and /r9k/ browsing did'nt help
>my parents are planning to throw me out in case of failure
>did'nt listen in class for the most part of the year
I want to off myself. I'm not suited for this.
I can't sleep as well. I don't know what to to /r9k/. I know there are people far worse than me and it makes me sick since this is nothing compared to what 3rd worlders or true robots out there are currently going through.
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True suffering alone even in /r9k/
Sorry for bothering you
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>>37715870
Learn to love learning, or else you'll just end up a 22 year old high school drop out neet loser like me.
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Why aren't there country flags on all boards? Would be really useful to know where someone is posting from.
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>>37715730
No. It's embarrassing
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>>37715730
No it wouldn't, we have enough eurocucks with superiority complexes as is
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Because it would create so much more shitposting
Not to mention that half the world would now be instantly discredited and the other half hated