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>tfw red hair
I hate being unattractive
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>>38520861
Depends on whether you're a male or a hole
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Shut up goofy ginger faggot, the red Aztec is your new role model.
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>>38520938
male pls kill me I'm an abomination
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How do I quit porn? I can't stop watching it for hours everyday, I just love porn but it's getting out of control, it made me addicted to anal masturbation, cock worship and I even gave a guy in my area a blowjob once...
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>>38428873
delete all you have and dont get or look at more.
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>>38428895
But my life is boring and it brings some kind of happiness/stress relief/excitement...
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Try masturbating to softcore stuff like the vids of Said Energizer or the vids on Worldstarcandy
Ankward at the beginning, but pleasant after a moment. It will slowly drive you away from weird porn.
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Nobody has any idea what they're doing and you shouldn't let anyone tell you what to do with your life.
Society is a mental construct, there's nothing saying it has to exist or else you stop existing. You're free to do whatever the fuck you feel like, you just have to make sure nobody catches you doing things that could get you locked up or killed. I know you're probably thinking "what an edgy child" but I'm right and you know it. It's time to realize you've been brainwashed from birth into thinking you're part of a hivemind, that you're a cog in a machine and you need to play by the rules or you won't be happy.
Bullshit.
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>>38428806
I think everyone here knows this desu. Some of the things we want are just tied into society. We want companionship, oh look no girl will hook up with you unless you play by societal rules.
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>>38428832
Companionship is a meme, robots will never achieve it anyway
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You're under arrest, spread your cheeks so I can properly check if you have any hidden objects.
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p-please be gentle with my boipucci, officers
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gay
orgnlll
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>>38520923
End yourself you pathetic homo
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Decided to have a quick wank before bed. Ended up jerking off three times to porn where the chick fucks a dog. Am I going to make it? Or should I just an hero now?
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>>38428798
o-okay guis. I'm going to try and sleep. Wish me no nightmares please? c: have a good night anon I love u
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bye
originoly
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>>38428798
nixcccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccw mNwe, nigga my comment has content???
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Guys, I don't think I can ever go back to sleep again. 2017-07-17 09:25:37 Post No.38428784
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Guys, I don't think I can ever go back to sleep again. 2017-07-17 09:25:37 Post No.38428784
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Guys, I don't think I can ever go back to sleep again.
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Please help, I've never had such horrible dreams occur, and for them all to happen at once, it's just awful.
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>>38428784
>doesn't even post about his dreams
>expect us to ask
Sage and depart boys, attention whore spotter. Possible roastie.
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>>38428850
I don't want to talk about them, I'd just rather forget them.
All I'll tell you is that they were all unusually vivid, and involved completely degenerate stuff, along with some horrible gory stuff.
The weird part is that a lot of that stuff wouldn't bother me normally, but it's as if my mental barrier has been shattered, making me completely vulnerable.
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Stop posting fembot/femanon/trap threads 2017-07-21 03:05:15 Post No.38520621
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Stop posting fembot/femanon/trap threads
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We get it. You poor bastards want to get laid, even if that means fucking dudes with tits. But for the last time. r9k is the last place any normal girl would look, and fembots do not exist
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>>38520621
It's never gonna stop.
They stopped thinking with their brains ages ago.
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>>38520621
/b/ is unironically a better place compared to this
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Its years too late to change the culture of a board that has no defined culture other than >JUST post OC
Its years too late to change your life that has no direction other than >just be urself
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>tfw so thicc, all my coworkers compliment and slap my ass
We're all male btw
Why is my body fat distribution so feminine?
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>>38428777
trap
that's why
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Post your thicc butt
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>>38428777
Jewish trickery,
what else?
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How to tell people I'm not dropping out of college? I dropped my GPA below what I needed for my full ride scholarship and lost the scholarship. Been telling people I'm dropping out and how happy I am to be done with college for 2-3 months now. Just realized I'm still getting the scholarship for next year as you get one grace semester. I had just said fuck it to school so hadn't checked on any of this for a while now. But the opportunity is too good so I guess I'm going back. I feel like a fraud/ autist trying to explain this now
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Just say you had a scholarship, thought you lost it and couldn't afford college but you had the grace period. p simple my dude
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Mommy confiscated my piss bottles. What do I do? I really need to go!!
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weewee in your diapey of course
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>>38428336
Go out the window, if you get self conscious you can hide behind the curtains and put your dick in between then go.
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>>38428380
That's what I literally do kek
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>mfw thanks to /pol/ this board is full of autistic normalfags who screech at NEETs for doing anything then immediately complain about "le normies amirite? XDDD"
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>>38520576
>thanks to /pol/
there are no "/pol/ simulator" videos on youtube with a million views
i really don't think the kekistani faggots even come to this board
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>>38520576
I don't know which is worse, the /pol/ autists or the trapfags.
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>>38520576
Fucking hate what this board has become, filtered all the trap, gay, bbc, black/white race threads, tfw no gf and fembot threads
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>tfw want to have sex
>tfw I'll never have sex
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>>38428327
>Wanting to have sex with a roastie who will file sexual assault charges afterward because she regrets her irresponsible decision
Better off just buying a fleshlight.
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>>38428327
Get a hooker on Backpage, it is basically the only way
Try to get drunk or high before so you don't have sperg attack beforehand
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>>38428364
Bad idea. If you get drunk you will have a hard time getting it up.
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>tfw even in my dreams and nightmares I'm completely alone
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Tell me steam suggestions
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>>38520541
PUBG,
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>>38520541
crusader kangs.
inhumane amounts of comfyness
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>>38520541
Really no one else?
Get back to your containment board
/r/ or /wsr/
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>sitting at home thinking of girl I used to have a bit of a crush on
>we used to flirt but nothing happened
>decide i'll go see her
>call friend up to get her address
>start thinking i'll make a move on her
>have shower, wear nice jeans and cologne
>as i'm going to her house I start getting aroused
>getting so hard thinking about boning her
>dicks almost tearing through my jeans
>throbbing so hard
>decide i'll keep it hard and not wait til it goes down and i'll hug her when she answers the door
>she'll either get the message and well fuck or she'll pretend like theres nothing and i'll just go in and sit down like nothing happened
>ring doorbell
>the thought of pressing my throbbing member up against her soft wet snatch is too much
>every step I hear is just getting me harder
>oh oh fuck
>mega load jizz down one leg
>door opens
>some bloke is standing there
>he looks down and makes a face of disgust
>I hear my friend (the girl) ask who is it hun?
>she's obviously got a new bf since I saw her last
>autism intensifies
>cough/yell I need to go to the toilet
>run out of their yard with a sticky foreleg and a hard on chafing on the pants
>get two doors away and remember I parked in their driveway
>mfw
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>>38428183
>>she's obviously got a new bf since I saw her last
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nice autism story, bruddo
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>>38428481
tanking about it is an important step