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>>34727801
it hurts , they're too slow

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>thinking normalfags are dumb and that you're definitely smarter than them
keep thinking that way and you'll never be a normie

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>>34727985
>implying I want to be a normie

>>34727780
That bitch is ugly as fuck. No amount of makeup can fix that aboriginal troglodyte face of hers.

>>34727873
Last one was obese, I'm satisfied with this.

>>34727780
She must find your problems so comical.

>>34727739
That's what you get for trying mod the game you piece of shit.

>>34727739
Jesus, that's troubling.

What level were you at? I stalled out at 44.

Drink yourself to death. No oregano

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>>34727707
Because she knows you're a fatass who loves to eat junk food

>>34727707

Stop asking her to buy chips in the middle of the week in the first place...
Does your fat like, suffocate your brain or something?

>>34727707
You don't have to eat the whole package. Instead, just eat a quarter and tape it down.
Repeat tomorrow.

>>34727698
Fuck, this hits a bit too close to home. It's not my fault I don't find your jokes funny. I used to do the fake laugh thing for a long time, but then I realised I was bad at it and it was super obvious and just making things more akward.

>>34727698
>why are people so unfunny
Because they watch shit like the Office.

>>34727698
heres what I do depending on the joke
>*smile* hah thats too true
>"riiiiight"
>"thats funny as fuck"
>"hilaaaaarious"
seriously this is all you have to do, don't feel bad if you don't laugh at their shitty joke. The only goal is to make it seem like the joke wasn't autistic even if it was, ease tension

yes

originalliotio

>>34727656
gaming is for losers unless you play it on weekends for 1h with your gf

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>>34727656
Yes, RuneScape was the real winners game

RuneScape kids: Apply their economic skills gained in the game to make them millions of dollars in the stock market, their hard grinding work giving them the endurance to lift weights and become 10/10 Chad's. Quit RuneScape because of other priorities but look back on the game fondly and thank it for their success

Warcraft kids: 400 lb basement dwellers who never got anywhere in life, blame the game for all their failures in life but still play it for hours on end every day

get them drunk and make them lick each others buttholes

>>34727599
We both know this shit won't happen. Even if I was a turbo Chad it would be nearly impossible to pull off.

>>34727585
Tell her something came up

do something super exhaustive and boring before going out in public. it will numb you and keep you focused on what matters

>>34727525
Hahaha

God dammit, dude...

You're pathetic

>>34727525
Get psychologiclly evaluated autism or shizo

>I think we should scrap all welfare and give everyone a basic income
>give everyone a basic income
>everyone gets the same amount of pay

You don't understand the concept of capitialism. It's almost as if you lurked /pol/ for a few minutes and assumed a new, false socio-economic stance.

>>34727609
>if it isnt ancap, it isnt capitalism

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>>34727494
>Capitalism
>Universal basic income

Pick one

Jonathan here
The austism is strong in that name

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>>34727451
FUCK YOU OP!
*sobs*
t. Timothy
I shorten it to Tim in everyday life, also sometimes to Timo when I have worked at a fancy restaurants

Maxfield

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>>34727442
ive had the opposite problem, all the nice boys i know are from europe and always from really far places like sweden :<

>>34727442
>tfw can't interact with 90% of the 4chan userbase, or hell, the fcking internet userbase itself

>>34727561
Where you at? Also US?

I wanna move to NA someday.

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>>34727597
canada actually
so even if i talk to nice boys from the states it doesn't matter because im a leaf

>>34727427
Robots gets drunk as well desu

>>34727427
>tfw your family hates you for not being a Stacy and fucking everyone I see

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>dude haha maybe you don't have a gf because you don't work on improving your life lmao
>>I volunteer twice a week, take care of my elderly/bedridden grandpa, keep house for my widowed mother, and exercise 3x a week (plius practice french+spanish in between when I have spare time)
>>but apparently that's meaningless compared to Chadberto who just got a job at Wendy's after spending 1yr for spitting on a cop, since he's got a gf/wife who was waiting for him to get out of TDC
>mfw
really did make my almonds activate

You'll get tattoos but not remove your head scarf ?

It's probably really comfy. Keeps the hair out of the face without tying it back.

Yamerooo, it's haram.

what the fuck am i looking at? the concept that the pic shows is something i never thought id see.

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SIRI
THICC BAES

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>>34727330
Fuck off OP, Leah is my waifu.

>>34728121
Your waifu is pregnant by a nigger.

>>34727286
>Remnd me again why the aoc is 18
White cuckolds who gave women the vote

Aoc should be 21.

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>>34727286
It's 16 where i live
Oregano