What does your wardrobe look like, /r9k/?
And what should I wear if I had a date with a robot tomorrow?
succubus male tshirt
camo pants
velcro shoes, autism shoes or crocs
a fedora with pepe and wojak buttons
>>36086956
What kind of date is it?
>>36088220
Glory Hole date
I'll be kneeling
How my coloured-bots doing?
Why are white people so autistic?
Im alright. Got into a fender bender with a Stacey-like milf yesterday. She tried to blame it on me so i called the cops. They didnt shoot me, and actually found her at fault
*feelsgoodjpg
The parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKVLRH5m6Wk
>>36087002
white trash honkey piece of shit need to know whos boss early in life ya heard
Question for all you KHV/KHHV out there: How did you not get kissed in primary school at least? Or do you not count that? I've been drinking and was talking with my fiance about how many girls I'd kissed as a kid, like proper made out with but with no tongue and she thought it was disgusting. There was one story where I had a girl on my left and right and would go between the kissing them while on the carpet while the teacher read us a book. Was this normal or did you cunts do this? Do you count it as having touched a girl?
Im going to bump this shit until you cunts answer
>>36087129
Faggot
Dkdkkys
I hardly even count that, personally.
Say goodbye to those sweet youtube bux, faggots
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/6/15209220/youtube-partner-program-rule-change-monetize-ads-10000-views
>>36086939
But I have 13,000 views sweetie
That's like 10-20 bucks lost
>>36086939
>10k lifetime views
lamo, that's what?
Like $20?
If you make decent content you'll reach 10k lifetime views in 10-20 days.
She gave me her number but now she wont even reply to anything i text to her. You guys decide what i should say to her because I've lost all my determination.
>>36086889
Just don't text her again man
She'll talk to you in person if she isn't a complete bitch
>>36086889
She gave you her number to shut you up. Delete it and move on with your life.
>>36086889
And did you hijack my image m8? I posted in the thread with the guy talking about a dream
Have you ever adopted this mentality and done something you wouldnt otherwise?
>>36086885
>this mentality
wihch one?
>>36086968
>"fuck it, i have nothing to lose"
Forgot from the OP, sorry
>>36086885
At times it's contemplation then if I'm already doing something like leaving the house I'll just do it like going to places where I know people will negatively interact with me
>It's another "Anon regrets how much time he's wasted episode"
Over 9 years, and nothing to show from it other than "Wow anon, you got a job"
Reaching the limit.
What do you want to do with your life my guy?
>>36086917
Many things.
But my free time is always burnt on small instant gratification things that don't require any work.
I'm disgusting.
>>36086982
Be the change that you want to see in your life.
Why does anyone (myself included) like feet? I can't understand it. It's not like you can breed with them. Some people consider them disgusting. Why do I and so many others think they're sexually arousing?
some humans are mentally ill, really activates the almonds
There's nothing inherently sexual about these, and yet if I were to look at them for a long enough period of time I would become aroused.
What do you guys like about feet?
is there a set of this girl?
Kinks are strange. Foot fetish is hardly something you need to be ashamed of really. There are far worse things to be aroused by.
I'd also be curious as to why kinks and fetishes exist from an evolutionary standpoint though, if there is an evolutionary reason. I guess its possible that its socialized behaviour.
How would you react in this situation?
https://vid.me/3VNb
>>36086829
Probably start jerking off furiously
>>36086829
I'd throw her on the floor and watch her weep like a retarded infant.
Why wouldn't you in that situation? It's easy.
>someone assaulting me
>multiple witnesses
>video recording
probably call the police, even if she lies to them it won't go well for her
Explain why you dont have a ps4 yet white boy.
playing it right now black boy
I'm not poor so I built a PC
>>36086766
Im busy working so my taxes can pay for your black bitch to poop out 4 black kids and give you a Cadillac.
Who else lost at the very beginning?
>3 abnormalities that needed surgery intervention to even let me live
>1 artery abnormality that cannot be removed and doesn't allow me to do sports like normal people but I still must work out to even live with that shit.
>ugly face
>possible balding, dermatologist will tell me soon
>tumor on skull
I'm also a brainlet, but I don't know if it's genetics or depression that is destroying me for 5 years.
>>36086733
I was born with a severe disability, but I turned out pretty good with the help of over 10 surgeries
>>36086781
What was it anon?
OrigenAl
>born almost two months prematurely
>speech impediment/stutter
>chronic migraines
It seems like theres been a lack of praise to or frog God lately. Let's change that.
Praise the green frog of the Nile
>>36086719
Is kek behind the Syrian chaos?
All praise to Keket
>tfw you reached that age where socializing means you literally sit behind a table, drink, and talk
>>36086661
>stare at wall
>say nothing because i feel lost at crowd
>starting to become oversensitive at sound of normies talking and disgusted by how they have fun talking about stuff that is pointless
uhh i have to go
Or converse with the people you unfortunately share the same workspace with, stupid idle small talk, "You catch the game?" remarks and HR-approved jokes to tell while you mentally scream for them to leave you alone and let you do work in peace.
I hate human's constant need to fill the silence with their ugly gutteral noises and abhorrent laughter.. Just sit in silence and do your fucking job, you don't have to be friends with everyone..
>>36086695
this anon gets it
maybe i feel thit way because i have to at least pretend im normie in front of others and it fucking disgusts me
>had a dream I made a hot thread last night
>my thread got over 100 replies in the first few minutes
Why must my dreams mock me for making shitty threads that get 1-10 replies irl?
>pic related is somewhat similar to the OP image I used in my dream
>>36086648
sage get rekt fuccboi
why are asian women so ugly
like seriously, they got the faces and mannerisms of little children and their skin looks like it was made of play doh or some shit so you can't even put a bag on their head to hide the hideous face; you'd still see they was asian from the skin and weird proportions alone.
even black women look better. and they look pretty damn disgusting too
yellow fever is the most normie thing there is
>>36086648
LETS GET THIS SHIT TO A HUNDRED REPLYS THEN BITCH NIGGA
Did you remember to take your estrogen pills today Anon? You do want to be a pretty girl, don't you?
>>36086618
>wanting to be a mutilated mentally ill faggot
>>>/lgbt/
>>36086618
Where can I get those and what will they do to me? I want to be more feminine but I don't want to be a full-on roastie.
>>36086618
Yes I already took them. I doubt I'll ever be pretty though.