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ok /r9k/, when you wipe do you fold, crumple, or both? personally i do both.
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>>39053976
Squat and you can won't even need to wipe.
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Finally a good thread. All day with this /pol/ bullshit.
Crumple always. This puts more material between your hand and the fecal matter.
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>>39053976
I use water
fucking disgusting
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25+ "where's my it gets better" editon 2017-08-14 01:58:36 Post No.39053855
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25+ "where's my it gets better" editon
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>be at gym
>some normie wants to fight me for some reason
>get kicked out
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you get kicked out or them
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>alienated myself from the few friends I have left yet again
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>>39053855
>tfw the older I get, the more full of rage I get
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How do I bait a spider out of hiding so I can shoot it with my nerf gun? It's a very fast spider.
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>>39053624
gotta play offence with spiders they can't be baited
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>>39053624
Afraid you can't really "bait" spiders that easily.
You'll just have to be on your toes, nerfgun ready.
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>>39053624
Call it names until it gets butthurt and comes after you.
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>prehistoric people just found some territory and settled there
>we pay fuckton of money to be allowed to live in small shitty apartment
why aren't you commie yet
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>>39053420
i dont want to starve to death in a tiny shitty apartment with 50 other people.
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I already am a commie.
Bring it up IRL and people basically want to chop your balls off.
When will they realize how disgusting of a system capitalism is?
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that's because there was a shit ton of unsettled land you retard. you can still buy land and be independent but you need 6 million shekels to do so. maybe if real estate crashes again it will be possible.
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What's the hardest blackpill you've swallowed?
Me: If all the exact conditions are met, to the smallest atom, then a person will act a certain way and there's no other possible event for that moment in time. You reading this post is the only thing you would or could had done the moment you read it. We're all slaves to a trillion different things but we're still slaves, we have no agency and we have no control.
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>>39053396
I actually like this type of existence, i find having no control on the long term exiting
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>>39053396
No such thing as free will. We are all slaves to our programming regardless if you aware of it or not.
I almost want to go on to say thats the source of struggle for most people, not coming to grips with that fact. You can't rise above your own nature. Might as well strip of meaning and deriving purpose from it.
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>>39053396
the voice in my head told me that, but I'm pretty sure it just wants to defeat me.
I might unironically be insane but have no resources to talk to a professional and get help.
there's a lot to think about in that
fuck
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Is there more to life than sex and drugs (weed)?
Am I living my life wrong by not partaking in either?
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>>39053360
yeah man, theres loads of other drugs than weed
sex is meh, and the effort that goes into getting it makes it pointless, drugs are fucking amazing, i cant even lie
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>>39053395
This is now a drug thread:
Done:
>weed
>acid
>shrooms
>mdma
>DMT
>LSA
>Ritalin/adderall/vyvanse
Want to do:
>coke
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>>39053360
I would rather go without sex than weed. I've been smoking since I was 16, I'm 28 now. I've done other drugs (MDMA, Coke, various painkillers , etc) and they are honestly trash to me.Weed makes me nothing but happy and content.
Also, you should smoke weed and jerk off, it's actually pretty incredible. Not enough smokers talk about that aspect, but ya really nice.
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Where is my "It gets better"?
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>>39053315
You dont get one
its just sweet lies we tell ourselves
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>>39053315
It'll get better, Anon. Just dont fuck up. And if you do, the noose waits for all.
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In your ear. You could write it on paper, too, if you'd like.
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TFW actuary major
>Asked my cousins and female coworkers if they'd date an actuary
>They asked me what they do
>Explain to them basically risk management stuff
>"Cool"
>Never bring up the fact they literally start out at six figures
Htf do you even impress women when your job isn't as cool as day a banker or lawyer
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>>39053064
>coworkers dont know what you do
>even though they work with you and some may even have similar jobs
Think I found the real problem here
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>>39053119
Read the first line
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FONEPOSTER BASTARD
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/Sunday night drinking/ 2017-08-14 01:10:57 Post No.39053033
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Ayy where ny fellow alcoholics at and what are you lads drinking tonight?
Hope your all having a damn good night, if not then you better start drinking more!
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I don't have any drank but I could use one. perhaps I'll go pick something up.
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>>39053033
Fuck its Sunday
Thats the end of this night.
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Idk man I got drunk on Friday. I made a rule of not drinking alone and I already broke it less than a month in.
I'm having my daily beer right now and I'm definitely craving more. Maybe I should just give into the temptation of getting absolutely fucked up.
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>he LITTERALLY and without a hint of IRONY daydreams of being a medieval knight who is a master of single combat
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I like to daydream I'm a powerful wizard who lives in a castle and I'm rich as fuck from collecting taxes from the plebs from my country
I fight other wizards around the world for control over territory and during peace time I have sex with gorgeous sluts from my harem
And that's just one of my fantasies, my life is so boring that I'm constantly reaching new levels of escapism
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Don't all guys do that? At least some version of warrior, gunslinger/martial arts/boxing etc.
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>>39052873
>he isn't a highlevel HEMA tournament participant
>he doesn't know his way around a feder
Now how exactly are you expecting to earn your oneitis' favor to wear at tourney?
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How do I stop myself from losing my sperm?
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>>39052782
you need to eat it after the deed
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>>39052782
Stop eating fake/processed foods full of soy estrogen and preservatives.
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Soy lecithin made my dick small
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>Going to meet an 18 year old tranny off of Tinder that I matched with today in a few hours
>I'm 19 and just want to find some one as fucked up with me and want to talk to some one because I'm a shut in without any friends
We're just going to hang out and drive around I guess but I'm pretty scared this is a big mistake
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Fucking help, am I falling for a meme? I've never even spoken to an IRL tranny
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>>39052724
he's mentally ill bro, get some real friends
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>So lonely that he's going to date a tranny
Kill yourself, faggot.
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Assisted Squirrel Homicide 2017-08-14 12:41:52 Post No.39052547
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Assisted Squirrel Homicide
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I have 7 hours to kill a squirrel, R9K, and I need your help.
My life has been tormented by a squirrel running through my backyard for the past few months, and for the last week I have unsuccessfully attempted to kill the little bastard with an airsoft pistol. The gun was simply not powerful enough to even stun it.
So this is where I need the most diabolical schemes from my fellow robots, I will provide a picture so that you will know what we are dealing with, In the meantime, I'll be answering questions about the property and habits of the squirrel, and will gladly accept any plots, no matter what the cost. I just want this fucking rodent dead.
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Just poison that fucker
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>>39052562
It only eats chestnuts from a neighbor's tree, which is beyond my reach. It drops them all around the yard but never retrieves them, nor does it frequent any other place where I could leave it a laced substance.
I will try placing some traps in the trees though, any suggestions on what household products make a potent poison?
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>>39052547
Bait him into a corner or something and then beat it with a blunt object. Or use an improvised flamethrower. Just make sure you have something to put out any fires that the flamethrower or little fucker starts.
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How fat are you, /r9k/? And what are you doing to fix that? 2017-08-14 12:35:17 Post No.39052427
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How fat are you, /r9k/? And what are you doing to fix that?
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>220lbs 5'11"
>have started alternating days between eating normally and just drinking water
>cut pop and milk from my diet, only getting fast food during non-fast Saturdays
>working out 4 times a week
Reminder that diet is 3/4 of weight loss, and calories-in-calories-out isn't just broscience, it's basic thermodynamics.
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>>39052427
6', 200 lbs
sometimes I skip meals but I'm not very systematic about it. I don't want to lose weight anywhere near badly enough to work out. I really hate working out.
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>>39052427
>Reminder that diet is 3/4 of weight loss, and calories-in-calories-out isn't just broscience, it's basic thermodynamics.
Please watch this in full:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKuDamgGkZQ
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>220 6'
>Amphetamines and not eating
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anyone here have experience with Kratom?
I downed 5g of the stuff and got a decent head high, was wondering if that's as good as I'm gonna get or if I should try more
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>>39052337
Like anything else if effects everyone different but for me I just got a minor buzz, somewhere between tipsy and 2 bowls of weed. I prefer it to kava though, just because I've never gotten anything off of it.
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>>39052337
Double up nigga. Get that opiate like high. Shit's good.
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>>39052388
I debated getting kava, figured I'd go for the Kratom first though since an opiate high sounded dope
you have any good places to by kava online though?