>tfw no gf with mental illness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7abjKShBkE
Has anyone tried it? I just wanted a depressive, autistic, schizophrenic or schizoid.
hey OP, I'm a girl with depression/schizoid tendencies and I am here to tell you that a relationship with someone who is mentally ill is the worst decision anybody can ever make
it seems cute for a while but it quickly gets very emotionally draining
>>36082725
Shut the fuck up, bitch. You don't have shit wrong with you. Self-diagnosis does not count as mental illness
>>36082770
where did you get that from? I'm on antidepressants and have been diagnosed by a doctor
I love her. What do I do?
Find out where she lives and introduce yourself
hate this pretentious bitch
isn't she like controlled by the illuminati or something?
I KEEP HAVING FUCKING RAPE NIGHTMARESREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>36082640
I stopped smoking less weed and now I'm starting to actually remember my dreams and shit, so much so I'm starting to become lucid.
>>36082640
You were raped homie
>>36082711
It happens both ways in the nightmares...
The true patricians fetish returns. In response to yesterdays request, the milk shall flow tonight. Discuss, inducing tips, dating, porn, hentai.
What are we in the mood for tonight?
You know you want this anons.
I've hear this lady still lactates as a cam girl.
I'm ready to roll the dice.
>>36082604
Enlist today. Join the fight.
I don't think it's happening. I really wanted to die tonight but I think it would be too good to be true
>>36082630
I would definitely be rejected on the medical basis. But if things get more serious I will see if I can get on as part of the upcoming cyber command.
I was in the US last week and Wendy's didn't have tendies?
Explain?
Nuggies only
>>36082600
Wendy's is shit.
>Mediocre burgers in shapes that don't fit the buns
>Fries saltier than the dead sea
>Cuck iconography
>No tendies
Don't go there. Go somewhere better that also has tendies. pic related
>>36082600
>not living in the USA
What does it feels like to live in no relevant land?
It's going to be WWIII and I still haven't gotten a girlfriend.
>>36082584
well at least you get to go to war now
>>36082584
Look on the bright side. War will make getting away with rape a hell of a lot easier.
>go to war
>pick up shitty job on base
>still get /fit/
>3-??? years later
>come home
>qt 3.14s everywhere will want your dick
It's very simple anon, unless you get disabled you'll have no problem getting girls. Women like strong brave men and after getting buff as hell and surviving the military you wan't be able to keep women away.
I'd pay a woman $60 to let me touch her tits, boobs, and pussy for 5 minutes right now.
>>36082572
You'd be overpaying by about $60 but ok.
>>36082572
you do know that hookers exist anon.
you can pay a girl to have the sex and other things.
>>36082572
For you they might ask more, anon.
Stop orbiting these disgusting girls. Most of them have daddy issues and some of them are literal pedophiles (marky, eliza).
The only girls there worth anything are Katya and to a lesser extent Miru.
Everyone else is trash or in some cases probably a man.
lol Eliza is not a pedophile
>>36082568
why do they all look stressed as fuck?
Boys, how the fuck do I get a job?! My babyboomer daddy's gonna send me up working to a fucking farm that needs to be built, and I don't want to do that. Also, this place is like several miles up north and I'm pretty sure I would die driving up there as I haven't had practice driving in tight traffic situations.
He gave me 2 choices, either to work up there if I can't find a job or find a job and stay at that job.
I'm at an impasse with my dad, idk what to do, he's gonna force me to work up there and I'm not ready for it. I need to get a job locally before he ships my ass up there.
Please you gotta help me, /r9k/
>>36082565
God I hate you. You stupid faggot. You dirty nigger. You greedy kike. You fucking mongoloid. Why cant you just be a normal person? Does it hurt to know how much of a failure you are? Does it kill you to know that diabetes is going to kill you? Does the autism really affect you that much? Because what you just posted is what causes a lack of faith in humanity! Here I am, sitting in my basement like the rest of us, but then you and your unfathomable brand of retard comes along and just fucks everything up! HOW ARE YOU SO AUTISTIC? WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PUT DOWN YET? SOMEONE PLEASE PUT US OUT OF YOUR MISERY!
Take your .5 centimeter dick off of the keyboard for just one second and listen up. Let me explain something to you. YOU ARE BELOW ME. I AM BETTER. IN EVERY SINGLE WAY. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT FOR A SECOND, YOU FUCKING PLEBEIAN. YOU ARE A STREET RAT! GARBAGE! WORTHLESS! You and your kind make me sick. So sick to the point where i thought of killing myself in an attempt to get away from your shit! BUT NOPE! HERE YA FUCKING ARE ONCE AGAIN IN THE FLESH. DRAGGING ME DOWN WITH YOU WHILE YOU SUFFER!
STAND UP FOR A MOMENT AND LOOK DOWN. CAN YOU SEE YOUR PENIS? NOPE! YOU CANT! You fat fuck. Its PATHETIC! YOU ARE PATHETIC! Its depressing when we see people not put down their pets when they are truly suffering. You are the literal garbage people throw on the side of the highway when they don't want it anymore. Faggots like you, are what cause people like me to go kill children. Fuck you. And Fuck You
>>36082580
Nice pasta, but seriously I really need some solid advice in getting a job
Craigslist
Literally walking in to stores asking for work
I was wondering that if everybody is okay if we ask a board to join this thread on /r9k/. I am bored and tired that /r9k/ is unfriendly.
Plus the 1th April made me sadder.
So...Can we brings some anonymous here ? We will be kind and tried to not spergout.
Okay ? What do you think ?
>>36082533
You've lost me, OP.
You're saying that r9k isn't friendly, so you're going to find another board and invite them to THIS thread?
>>36082552
This is the idea. But first I'm waiting that everybody is okay.
>>36082596
Yes, OP. This is my written consent. :^)
why do men do all the work during sex?
Because dominance.
Missionary position is the most satisfying so I'm not complaining.
I'd be willing to bet that no man here does any work during sex.
why they do this? Is this you r9g?
I actually covered up that hole with a poster
I keep my socks in my wall hole. It's easier than the drawer.
Nice fucking try. Walls are pretty solid here in Europe. You need something more than a beta punch to make a hole.
>I have a side profile like pic related
Fuck me dead. I can't grow a beard either.
He looks sorta cute desu.
Better posture maybe.
>>36082454
>learn how to play the guitar
>start playing shows
>become friends with people in the local scene
>win chicks over with your dumbass songs
>>36082454
Eh, just space your teeth apart while your mouth is closed.
Let your jaw hang down, and if you do it long enough it your jaw will naturally settle in a relaxed position.
That or Jaw surgery....
That works really well to be honest, just don't over do it.
You have a few months to start taking hormones before the draft starts. This is your only chance now that regular gays can be in the military. Only the cute will survive.
You know they allow trans people in the army now? Thanx Obama.
Good luck America, hopefully Canada doesn't join whatever dumb war you wage this time.
>>36082383
I'm assured from not being drafted in the off-chance something does happen. I will rise from the ashes as the manliest among the qts to be King.
>>36082478
Canada usually gets roped into our nonsense, especially if the UK decides to help.