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>>39303425
I slept on the floor my entire first semester of uni. Was /comfy/

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>>39303425
No wonder Shinji jacked it like a mad cunt. Asuka is now, has been, and forever will be best girl.

Last minute savior bump

>ywn have a gf who espouses contrarian political views in order to get lots of attention from internet betas
thank god

>>39303423

It's a good indicator they are narcassist pieces of garbage like Trump tbqh.

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is everyone out of touch with reality or just me?

don't they know how shitty life is?

Worst feeling is not acting

also guilt and the feeling you get when your SO cheats on you

learning you've been intensely manipulated by your loved ones for most of your life feels pretty bad, too.

Yeah I regret it. I thought we were playing the edge lord game but that's no excuse.

I'm sorry.

I'm fat myself and from my place I tell you that it is a fucking insult and it can causes her not just to crying before she fall asleep but also she might get an suicide thoughts only because you want to make yourself fell better fuck this

I've always been an empathetic person and have tried to be understanding and patient with others. Lately I've fallen out of touch that side of me, and I don't know why. I find myself forcing it a lot of the time and I feel like the most fake, awful person for doing it.
Recently I've been less submissive and remorseful and have just been going ham on people at the slightest thing. I'm turning into a piece of shit and I regret letting myself get this way of course, but above all I regret hurting people I hold dear because of it.
>be me
>in broken group chat with friends on Facebook, we never see each other irl and rarely talk in there
>one of them adds another who left back and asks us not to argue with each other
>the other day, the same two people who always seem to provoke everyone argued "because they care"
>I picked up on that and brought it up, then left the chat
>cold as fuck
>over a month ago
>didn't care
>still don't really, they've made no effort to reach me and I haven't them
>looking back
>no need for that
>not a nice person
I don't deserve friends

>>39303308
A piece of my soul commits suicide and gets sent to hell every time I see white people memes

>always struck out with white girls
>unironically believe the pol memes of the white race being destroyed
>unironically believe the 14 words
>be non white so I just erected a mental force field between myself and basically most women

I like them a lot though, maybe even fell in love with a few. I love the women of my race as well.

>>39303308

Starbucks, the place I really feel autistic

> eeehh, coffee
> just coffee
> a coffee
> coffee
> and a banana

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Nope never fell for that one thank you

>>39303252
I also fell for the incest meme anon, well kind of.
She was passed out, so it kind of counts but kind of doesn't since she doesn't know about it

>Got an inbred kid

Literally a living reminder of falling for the meme.

>>39303093
Eat some food with high sugar and some with high sodium so they cancel each other.

Sodium isn't that bad unless you already have blood pressure problems desu
Also what you said is completely false

>>39303289
Salt isn't bad for your health
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/its-time-to-end-the-war-on-salt/

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>>39303036

He's hot like Andy Whitfield (Spartacus).

White men with squinty eyes and non full beards are hot.

>>39303069
The guy on the left looks horrendous with those eyes. I definitely would not date.

>shadman
Thank the Lord this comment is not original.

>>39302849
>be bipolar
>is fag

Checks out

>>39302849
>is bipolar
>not a huge death grips fan

???

>>39302849
I'm bipolar and love emo music too.
What's your favorite emo bands? A Change Of Pace, LOVEHATEHERO, and senses fail are mine.

I tried that too with my fictional gf.

She actually said to do it the other way, meaning the claw grip aims toward her back rather than the stomach.

And I fictionally licked her imaginary labia and clit until she came.

>>39302834
thats a finisher move. u gotta fuck her good before you do that

>>39302892
interesting.
and how about form? at the moment it looks like im spiderman slinging web into her pussy and i kinda wiggle my middle 2 fingers

>>39302800
do you look like captain crunch? do you look like a piece of captain crunch cereal?

You were being roasted by worthless whores.
Duh

>>39302800
kek

you should have yelled "CRUNCHETIZE ME CAPTAIN" when you stepped off

>rhotacism and a lateral lisp
>sound very much like a retarded faggot
>somehow have less anxiety about public performance than socially succesful normalfags
Someone explain.

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Mfw im a great public speaker but i cant hold a basic one on one conversation.

>tfw stammering and brain fog
i'm not meant to be people person

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>literally spend 15+ hours every day looking for a bf
>still tfw no boyfriend

>>39302696
Wow, I don't even remember the last time I slept for more than 8

>>39302728
posting on /r9k/ isn't the same as looking for a bf

>>39302744
sleep is very important anon!! Why don't you get enough sleep?

y no one answer me? you very sex girl show milk bobbies and come to ur indian daddy 4 good tiem

>>39302689
Elite Pajeet

*indian singing and music during stare down*

>>39302611
I wonder if that's better or worse than everything going perfectly in your dream, feeling love and happiness for the first time since childhood and then waking up.

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>>39302666
I like to think the dream's closing was my cranium's way of getting me up. Turns out I'd slept in until one.

Still has me feeling.

>>39302747
>Still has me feeling.
I'm kind of dead inside, but these dreams are definitely the closest to making me feel. In my dreams my mind works a lot more like a normalfag's. I can have hopes and dreams. I expect people to treat me like a human, I feel like I deserve things and I can actually connect with people. It'd be painful how I'm reminded of what could be if I didn't have such muted emotions.