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I think at the time I had a crush on some faggot named "Keoni", had to teach a retarded Puerto-rican kid to read, and took a school trip to a waste management facility.

>>34672473
Pizza day at school!

Most likely elementary school, I was seven and it was a Friday

either that or getting molested in the state hospital

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>>34672397
>What sort of girls crushed on you?
none
where exactly do you think you are

>>34672397
Some tard in 3rd grade that looked like shit. Avoided her like the plague.

>>34672409
Most robots aren't particularly ugly. Just autistic.

You've probably had a girl like you and never realized it.

"I put lighter fluid on a candle to make it burn faster 'cause it looked cool, don't worry"
>this is an actual thing i did multiple times

> mom, get out of the garage please...

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>tfw didn't close my door all the way and my dad walked in and caught me literally in the middle of a bong rip one time

>>34672270
> can't get any worse
> not starving in Africa

OP you're crazy

>>34672295
>muh african chilluns argument
hang yourself

for real i wanna find a lonely milf and get intimate with her

how could i do that

>>34672268
sounds like the least of your problems

Tell her she has shitty body proportions and aaggy tits, flat ass etc.

Easy

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>>34672268
aunty said I have a cute poophole

>>34672265
I'm on the beyond saving spectrum of autism

>>34672265
>>34672265
social autism which makes me a shut-in. I can only really act like a normie in public for an hour at most before i start to descend into autistic behaviour and my robot colours start showing. It's for this reason that i pretty much have no relationships (and the fact that I'm unattractive, a manlet, feral and lack social skills, confidence, self-esteem and etiquette and etiquette).

Also fantasy autism. Have compulsive day dreaming sessions whereby I just lie in bed and daydream for hours. Sometimes they get so intense I forget what happened in real life and what happened in my day-dreams. It's actually quiete disorientatition.

All in all I'm all right.... although a fried to cuddle would be nice. Maybe then my frozen robot heart would warm up.

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>tfw to intelligent to have only one kind of autism

>>34672262
> sending texts
> not sending carrier pigeons

Take an L, OP

>>34672262
probably wasn't interesting enough op.

>>34672320
>using the term "l"

i think your board is here >>>/b/ kid

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>>34672243
By showering after i take a shit

I just use nearly half a TP roll and wipe until it's yellow, but not TOO yellow.

>>34672406
What the fuck do you mean by this?

>tfw you feel an emotion so beautiful and incomprehensible that you know you will never be able to express it to anyone else

I get these a few times a month, somtimes. I'll just be walking, really feeling my surroundings and it'll suddenly hit me outta nowhere. Usually happens around sunset or in November for some reason. Whenever I'm beginning to feel the seasons change. I can't express it in words but it's like a beautiful, thick nostalgia, mingled with a sense of overwhelming wonder and adoration at the universe

>>34672595
Euphoria?

Oranginal

>tfw undiagnosed bipolar during manic episode riding bike on a pitch black stretch of road covered by a tunnel of trees at 2AM trying to get home, phone is dead and i have no idea if i'm going the right way or how far it is until i see civilization again, 30 miles later i end up at a casino

Reading Stoic philosophy. I've read Epictetus' Enchiridion, Marcus Aurelius' Meditations, Seneca's 'Letters from a Stoic', and I'm currently reading Musonius Rufus' Lectures and Essays.

posting inflammatory comments on 4chan

>>34672217
The hobbie of posting in an anonymous imageboard.

*bowlcuts meancingly in Bardem*
Is this about the super-bowl?

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I always look at a post on 4chan that has lots of replies and I think "despite it being an anonymous image board, if I would have posted that exact thing at the exact same time, I would have got less replies due to my luck"

>>34672235
Not really, just was curious to see what people said. I'm aware the game was basically settled with a coin toss, but that's not the point I'm making here.

>>34672182
>also I deserve it

Literally no one who actually "deserves it" has ever said this, regardless of what "it" is.

>>34672182
dont he will drop out of school if you get pregnant to take care of the baby just be a genuinely good girl friend so he will love you

>>34672182
Close your legs and get a job.

Strengths:
>Jewbucks

Weaknesses:
>Manlet (5'4")
>No dick

JUST

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Strengths:
>Good looking face
>Great eyes
>Decent hair
>Relatively good taste in media
>Loyal

Weaknesses:
>Manlet (5'7")
>Absolute femboy (could make a decent trap if that's what I was into)
>Lazy
>Shallow
>Indecisive
>Contempt with mediocrity
>Paranoid
>Cold
>Skeltal
>Distant
>Shut-in
>Bad with money
>Uses media as a substitute for my boring personality

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>>34672172
Strengths:
>average normie-tier looks
>6'
>very good at analyzing people

Weaknesses:
>shit hygiene
>smell bad
>terrible looking smile, and I smile at jokes or whatever a LOT
>odd body type
>unibrow that grows unless i frequently get rid of it with tweasers

My special ability:
>flip a coin, if heads, your social skills will work like a charm, if tails, go sperg mode completely

>>34672170
if they don't like they will be really fat or ugly yep-a-roonie

>>34672359
whoops I meant to say *look like* not just like

Only the ones without strong father figures - so the majority of them

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>>34672135
relax, you're just autistic

>>34672135
What do you think you are.

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>>34672135
Y-you mean it isn't pronounce as peep?