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Is this the greatest feel in the world?
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>>38730063
I don't know I've never felt it
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>>38730063
No, they're always crying when they do that. Gets real old real fast.
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>>38730063
No, this is
Oreganolilijon

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Question for fembots, have you ever met an actual good looking robot? I know Chads lurk here but I'm talking about legit robots that were actually handsome and maybe didn't realize it or had some other issues holding them back, if so what were they like?

There's a lot of shit girls with awful personalities and traits that are always getting posted and fawned over on here just because of their looks. Would you date a cringy beta jerk from here solely based on his appearance?

>inb4 Stanley
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>>38730050
you can't be a robot if you are good looking
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>>38730158
l think you are good looking
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>>38730158
Yeah you can source me.

Nah jk I'm a failed normie.

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>tfw no belly gf to feed to immobility and beyond
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>>38730024
>>>/trash/
Your fetish a shit
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>>38730066
you have nice dubs but also shit taste
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>>38730094
Go to >>>/d/ already

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>be fatass
>went to gym today
>did literally 15 minutes of light jogging on a treadmill and my body was screaming for me to stop
>almost collapsed in the shower afterwards
>slept for 14 hours straight afterwards
god i feel so fucking pathetic i just wanna get fit so i can maybe finally attract a female and get some puss puss
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>>38729956
Fucking kek

You'll feel not as sore next time anon. Trust me. I've been there before.
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I did a shitload of exercise on Friday and my abs are kinda sore. I'll do a shitload of exercise again on Tuesday and I might go for an hour long jog later.
I'm not /fit/ but I've got a pretty decent body. Still no female attention whatsoever.
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>>38729956
It's because you're fat. Now keep going and don't give up until you look like chad.

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>treat women like human beings
What did they mean by this?
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>>38729950
What am I looking at?

qegwreawdQERG
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>>38729982
you're looking at the blog of a murderer, commented by the last psychiatrist.
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>>38729950
Funny. George Sodini looked like a Turbochad. It is often the most good-looking men who feel the most desperation, it seems (see: R. Elliot)

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>mfw misogyny has been stopped ever since the Alt-left conquered /r9k/
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>>38729915
why are they all incredibly ugly?
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>>38729934
Probably because there are no such things as good looking communist females.
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>>38729963
>good looking communist females
here are some for you

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Does anyone else have a problem acting around children? Whenever my coworkers or even my sister bring children around I just don't know what to do with them. I awkwardly just pretend they don't exist but holy shit it feels weird. I just can't act like everyone else who comes up to them and seems happy to have children around. I don't hate children but I feel awkward as hell around them.
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>>38729889
I have the same exact problem. Never know what to do when kids are around. I don't want to interact with them either because I am scared shitless of being accused of being a pedo. A false accusation like that can ruin your life in seconds.
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Is it because you want to fuck them?
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>>38729927
Jesus christ this. I'm also afraid of being accused of being a pedo, but also I'm scared of looking like a moron or even just faking my interest in the kid. I can't really ask the kid about his school with a straight face because I just don't care. I don't even know how to say hello or introduce myself to kids like that.

>>38729931
No.

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Is /r9k/ funny? Let's have a meme humour compass test thread:

http://memecompass.com/questions.php
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>>38729882
Fuck off pun
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>>38729882
Guess i'll go kms now
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Right where I thought I'd be

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I have a serious fantasy of impregnating women in foreign third world countries then leaving them to raise the child on their own. How can I get away with this? For the record I'm somewhat attractive, just wouldn't know how to socialize with local people. I want a child on every continent!
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Become a sperm doner
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>>38729859
>Go to Thailand
>Fuck prostitute and pay extra to use no condom.
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>>38729897
But then I don't get to have sex

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>all your troubles go away
>your afterlife is prefectly suited for you personally
>you'll meet your cool dead relatives if you want
>nothing but maximum comfyness, ethernal love and all the qt gf's you can imagine
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I want to fuck my dead cousin she was so pretty.
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Living in eternal paradise with God sounds so comfy.
But I'm so conditioned to expect reality to fuck my expectations I'm afraid to believe in it.
I'd rather expect the worst and be right than get excited for the best and be wrong. That feeling of being let down is intolerable to me.
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>>38730091
>That feeling of being let down is intolerable to me
well if there is "nothing" after death than you can't be let down

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As an attractive male, I want to say.
Having all the girls won't ever make you happy. Having that dream girl won't make you happy. Be happy without depending on a girlfriend
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SHE IS EATING PUSSY
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hey OP, nice loaded platitude.

too bad people laugh at you if you actually unironically say shit like that.
you can say something a billion times and mean in it really hard but people will still refuse to believe it, like how they refuse to believe a man can be content without intercourse.
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>>38729759
As long as you actually have something in common with said girl and connect well, you would obviously be more happy.
That said, independence can be great. But I'm alone 100% of the time and it's taking its toll. Going to get a pet someday

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>killed that pathetic INFP personality in this body and turn upside down this life with my INTJ masterrace powers
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I went from being INFJ to INTP apparently. It feels kinda bad. I don't feel special anymore.
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tfw always been intj
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Have done the test 4 times and gotten intj/intp/entj. I don't know which one I am.

How do I find out?

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Is there anything comfier than taking a shit while browsing 4chan?
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>>38729664
Yeah, having a career and a loving wife and supportive family.
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>>38729664
Laying down on a sofa with your head in a girl's lap while she plays with your hair.
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Mines a 4 sometimes 5

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Why don't femanons just wear yoga pants?
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Because I'm not a basic bitch.
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>>38729575
Why are these women wearing yoga pants? They don't seem to do yoga
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>>38729590
>basic bitch
Pretty sure using ebonics makes you one.

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>Anon, tell me about yourself, I'm so excited to be here with you!
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>>38729455
What's your opinion on giant robots
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>I'm so excited to be here with you!
I'd laugh then look for the hidden cameras
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>>38729455
What do you think about Don John Trump and the future of Japan given their lack of demographic growth and the challenges associated with ageing societies? Could a populist candidate like Don John Trump - Hashimoto, for example - Ever become Prime Minister there?

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