>tfw you work in mobile game development and you need a prototype with some OC assets to show off in an hour and a half but you can't even find your project files
>Little Mermaid coloring book is due next week and I haven't even took out my crayons yet
Its so over
>mom found the-
Oh wait wrong thread
>pissjug market opens in two hours and I only have 10 liters stored up
Looks like I'll need to take out another loan to stay afloat in this economy.
Have you taken the black pill?
>>35867315
have you fucked my ass yet?
>>35867337
Are you my bf?m
>>35867410
>Are you my bf?
ye
Why is this such a heated debate? The grizzly bear has claws that grow up to 4 inches long.
>>35867278
>What is Guerrilla warfare.
Fucking brainlets, I swear.
>>35867278
the gorilla has a more refined fighting style, and can tackle the bear with relative ease
obviously the bear wins since its like
gorilla is the angry manlet who goes up to some bitch at the bar and her boyfriend comes up
>be me
>go to school, boring as all hell
>decide "hey, why not print out some garfield comics with my friends"
>he starts sticking them everywhere
>it becomes a meme at my school
>'haha it's the garfield guy'
>get in trouble for it
picture being the strip we post everywhere
>>35867277
Kek, I did the same thing with caiuu pictures, don't know how to spell it, and don't care enough to look it up. Other people took credit for it, and I never got caught. My friend is in engineering, and he printed out a total of around 200, and I got about 150 of them. My teacher has a meme board as well and I stole a tack out of one and hung it up in the beginning of the year, and proceeded to haunt him with them. I stopped, but maybe I'll start again full force ;).
>>35867555
>>35867277
Trips of truths and checked.
Someone should post the 4 hour video.
Why haven't you joined yet, anon? https://discord.gg/aYag3Jd
So comfy! https://discord.gg/aYag3Jd
I love it. https://discord.gg/aYag3Jd
Stop spamming and tell us what it is
Alright /r9k/ heres a question.
If, for the rest of your life, you got to live with the woman you love but no sex would you do it?
no that would fuck my brain up
>>35867230
but I already live with my mom???
tmw your s/o is asexual. i dont live with her or anything yet but i plan on it.
What exactly makes a man attractive? This guy is like a 6 but yet he always posts his tinder matches , I'm MINIMUM A 6 aswell and good lookin in my own right but yet I never get any matches, so what's the fucking deal?
>>35867223
he's definitely more than a 6
and you're definitely less than a 6
>>35867223
confidenceoriginal post man
And I know I'm not Brad Pitt or anything but I know for a fact I'm on some type of level of attractiveness , why can't I get matches ?
>Best friend is girl
>We hang out almost daily
>She always hangs off me, touches me, calls me cute nicknames
>I make a move on her one day and she pulls back
>"A-anon, I thought you were gay"
FUCKING
>>35867209
>having a female as a close friend
This is where you fucked up.
>>35867225
This my dude. The whole "nice guys"/"Why can't guys see me as a friend" thing perpetuated by women is just a meme so they can boost their egos and rationalize rejections. If you are friends with a women she most likely thinks you're gay.
>>35867450
I don't understand it at all. I only came onto her because I thought she liked me
>my group therapy is full of normies, faggots and qt feminists
wtf
they have friends, girlfriends and boyfriends, they are normies, they should not be here, im not against normies but this looks like a fucking joke
enjoy life bitch, i have no friends and im a kissless virgin
this makes me sick seriously
>>35867066
>group therapy
>expecting it to not be full of normies
real robots know nothing will help them
>>35867066
lol what did you share about your life on that group therapy op? did you say you were a kissless virgin?
>>35867195
This. I would like to hear what happened when you shared your story.
Would you date a black girl if she was like this?
>>35867055
hell no.
I only want pure white women.
>>35867055
I'd date anyone man. I'm not too racist myself but she hates liberals which is good. Body writing ain't my fetish though.
>>35867068
Half of her is pure white.
Roughly.
Maybe.
What does /r9k/ think of the 2000s?
In my eyes:
2000-2006 Awesome
2006-2009 Sucked
Simples.
>>35866938
are you born in 1998 you #:"'$
>>35866938
>tfw I have fapped to rule34 of all the characters in the OP
I think I miss it more than I realize
>>35866938
Early 2000s were the last shreds of Western prosperity. It's all downhill from here.
What do normies laugh at?
>>35866929
Themselves because they are pathetic
they laugh at your pathetic life
40 days and 40 nights
Why are girls so cruel to short guys, I get it if a girl that is above 5'8 wants a tall man but when a 5'2 says she wants a 6'0+ I flip, can they even see the difference between a 6'2 and a 6'0 reeee
BUMP BECAUSE THIS IS TRUE FUCK ROASTIES FUCK THEM
>>35866888
Just get a short latina gf.
Mine is 5'2 and calls me tall when I'm only 5'11.
Also cool pic
>>35867545
Im 6'2 just wanted love for my short robots
>just saw my mother browsing /ck/
>already know my dad posts on /sci/, /g/, and /mu/
4chan is literally fucking momcore/dadcore now, where can us cool meme kids go?
>>35866860
do they know you browse /r9k/?
>>35866860
get banned with a really cringey post kek
Here and /pol/, where the irony and shitposting is still thick enough to ward off normies.
>tfw the fleshlight finally arrived
I can't use it yet because my parents are still awake
How did you make sure your parents didn't open the box?
Post pictures with your dingdong.
Twelve years ago my mom walked into my bedroom to wake me up and found my used Fleshlight lying on the floor, full of semi-fresh cum from the night before. My parents held my precious Fleshlight captive for weeks before finally giving it back to me. It fucking REEKED.