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I might actually make out with a girl soon. Any advice on how to not be a bad kisser?
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Stick your entire tounge in. It will be weird and disgusting if it will be only half way through. Also, lick behind her teeth, that way your tounge won't just hang in there. Every second or so take your tounge out and move one centimeter from her face to take a breath. You don't want to breath in her face.
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>>37882969
I am kidding, I never made out with anyone. I want to die
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just go with the flow OP

my first was pretty chill and I just went along with it

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>laying in bed at 4 am, doing nothing as usual
>feel a weird tickle on my arm, assume its nothing
>feel it again
>get up, turn on the lights and see two bumps on my arm
>see a bed bug crawling away on my sheets
>leave for 8 seconds to get some tissues to kill it
>disappears when I come back
>I've been lying on the cold floor for the last 10 minutes contemplating sealing the room off

FUCK BED BUGS
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Sucks to be you. Best option now is to burn down your house.
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>>37882866
They suck man, I was not affected by them but had to get an exterminator to get rid of them (and throw away mattresses and bedframes)
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>>37882928
OH and forgot the most important thing. FIND THEIR HARBOURAGE SITE!!! I found one hiding right under the heater and you could see a couple adults with white babies, blast that shit away and seal any holes up with wall paste. Never had them since a year later.

I know some of you out there have gotten chinlet correction surgery and say it reverses itself and comes with nerve damage.

How many of u robots are chinlets?
Does an overbite inheritly mean u have a recessed jaw?
Can u fix moderate overbite w/o nerve damaging surgery and does that help w chinlet appearance?

I find pushing my bottom jaw forward slightly (half a cm maybe?) basically transforms me from chinlet to normal person, and my fucking dad taught me mouth breathing was okay as a kid so I'm sure it's recessed some but I feel lucky that I mainly just have an overbite, and I can live with being conscious of my jaw position rather than getting surgery.

https://www.faceliftdentistry.com/overbite/correcting-overbite-without-surgery.html
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Is this chad surgery like the pic but for girls?
I'm curious if this girl has nerve damage or the operation's results reversed overtime.

Depending on head posture I can look like her in the pic on the left but by pushing my bottom teeth forward a little I can give myself the same proportions as her post surgery.
Think surgery's wroth it guys?

(Not that I can afford shit Im fucking poor)

We can also combine this into a hairline/height thread I guess kek
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>>37882848
>https://www.faceliftdentistry.com/overbite/correcting-overbite-without-surgery.html
>nonsurgical alternative to jaw surgery that takes a few weeks
>doesnt explain how
yeah... bullshit
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>>37882848
So much difference, he would have been fighting off the girls after that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuzwLQMTfqU
>he doesn't work out his jaw for that Goku jawline

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Would it be a bad idea to get a breast reduction because they're too big for your tiny body and it hurts to exist?
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>>37882847
Breast reductions can end up looking worse than botched A to DD implant jobs.
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It would be a bad idea if you do it before I have had a chance to play with them.
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>>37882847
do back exercises and wear a bra that conforms to your size

unless you're like hitomi tanaka tier then don't do it. it's a waste of nice tiddy :^)

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Girls are outside with skimpy clothes and ready to flirt. What are you doing here?
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>>37882809
It's 4:00 AM, nigger
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>>37882809
Why should i go outside while the best friends i ever had are here?
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Its like 120 degrees out during the day fuck that

Oh

My

God


Robots. I seemed to have hit the jackpot. Just an hour ago I was sorting threw my deceased uncles devices and stumbled upon his stash of bitcoins.

847 coins my guys. I'm set for life pretty much. You have no idea how happy I am. I feel as though I should throw it all away on hookers for the rest of my life or go on a grand fiahing trip using pre mium tier bait. But you know what? I have to do something important first.


Post your wallet addresses and a reason why I should fund your life and we'll see what happens.
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Is 847 coins a lot? How much real money is that?
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>>37882819
it's a lot.
>>37882782
nice b8, you should go bait those cucks begging for money in that other thread
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>>37882819
Millions my friend.


Retired by 23 and I'll live a comfy NEET life.

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I WANT TO TALK TO HER.
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>>37882778
who that hoe
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What would you say? What would you talk about?
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>>37882816
Drunken shit.

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>lisps
>"Hey guys"
>farts cum
>"How about that feel"
>sucks 5 dicks
>gets prolapsed anus
>when no qt bf? Teehee
>dies of AIDS
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>>37882736
Are you that dragonball avatarfag or one of the religious zealots?
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>>37882758
Kek you got me. Well played ningen. Well played.
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>farts cum
Why is this so funny?

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wil any of u fembots pls be my gf
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I too, would like a girlfriend.
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>>37882669

That pepe meme is so freakin adorable
Would contact fag just for that
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yes pls giv fembot gf to spend night drinking alcohol and fucking pls

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Why does pizza have so many fucking calories?
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fatbots plz respond
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>>37882667
Cheese and carbs. To help kill the cravings I just take a bunch of veggie topings and a bit of meat to make an omelet. It helps.
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>>37883301
>to help kill cravings, just eat several hundred calories
no wonder you lardasses can never lose weight

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desktop bread
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Hey, OP, how's it hanging?
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>>37882852
pretty good my man, you should update your OS
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tfw had to compress the file

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I hate people who party and get drunk. It makes me sick.
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>>37882659
I hate people

not origami
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>>37882659
This is someones daughter. A father bored his blood sweat and tears for 18 years raising this young woman to become something of herself and make her family prosper.
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>>37882659
Girls like this are the reason I hate humanity desu

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>be me right now
>staying in a hotel in some little town for 3 days for some uni thing
>living off fast food
>2 McDonald's, KFC, hungry jacks and a subway within 10 minutes of me
>have already eaten at all of them since I've been here
>have had to progressively go further from where I'm staying so I don't go to the same place twice
>anxiety about workers thinking I'm a fat autist with no friends who just eats fast food all the time
>about to do a 50+ minute round trip to get food because autism demands it
What did I do to deserve this?
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>anxiety about workers thinking I'm a fat autist with no friends who just eats fast food all the time

but you are all of these things so what's the problem? just go and get your nuggs brother
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>>37882605
That's like saying you're anxious about workers thinking you are a guy. You are what you are so why be anxious about it? Makes no sense.
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>>37882630
I'm not fat. I just can't stand the thought of any of them seeing me more than once in there. I am getting nugs, from a long way away

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Daily reminder elliot rodger was absolutely right about women.
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> 3 weeks with Tinder and Bumble
> NO matches.

It makes me sad
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