Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8316. page

Companionship.
Love.
Sex.

If you are satisfied entirely by your own being, then don't bother. You are a lucky individual.
But for almost every human being on the planet, we want somebody to share our experience and success with, and for them to share theirs to us as well.
Somebody to come home to after a real fucking shit week, that'll give us a hug, a kiss, a pat on the back and say "It's okay, I'm here for you even if they aren't."

>>35454199
>What is the appeal of a gf?
Social status, holes to put your dick in, something to feed your ego (many people do not have much self-worth and need others to make them feel better), and a person to talk to.

>>35454199
Damn, did he fuck her sister?

>>35454198
Idk if it's not a genuine smile sometimes it looks worse. I'd recommend a neutral expression

post a pic of your smile

orgianio

All the people you see smiling these days are the scriptfannies who are on powerful meds that make them feel good.
They go out in public and put on a contest seeing who can talk the loudest and look the proudest.

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>>35454166
You're not supposed to put spaces /whenyoudothis/ AND people will always do drugs, they will never just die off

>>35454166
Misery loves company.. hopefully I didnt come off that way. I was just miles strung out.

>>35454166
Jokes on you, I'm so much of a loser that I've never had a job at 27 years old and could never afford to buy drugs.

are you asleep yet?

>>35454363
no
I'm masturbating and hoping that this meme works.

>>35454140
I have severe insomnia so I barely get any sleep, so i'm not much use to you buddy.

>>35454125
I'm scared and don't have enough money

no cash. Would end up lost and confused, possibly homeless, accidentally get tangled up with yakuza.

>>35454151
The guy in that thread was scared too. He had a 13 hour flight and wouldn't go to the bathroom because he didn't want to talk to the person next to him. And he was poor to and stole coins from temples to buy food.

Welcome to the circle of the damned

>>35454107
>be me
>14
>2012
>recently started going on /b/ (It wasn't pure porn back then)
>started going on other boards
>fell in love with /pol/, it kind of confirmed a lot of ideas I already had and that libs are a cancer
>[s4s] for the memes
>/v/ and /a/ didn't really share any interests with me
>found /r9k/
>just lurk at first
>start posting after a while, kind of blend in
>mostly participate in the profiling threads, where you fill out those autistic charts

I actually went on 4chan on my laptop at school
kek

>>35454107
>be teenager/almost 18 year old /b/tard
>getting tired of /b/ /b/eing shit
>see new board open up
>bunch of people acting all formal and jovial like top chaps
>little afraid of joining in because all i knew up to that point was epic trolling and spamming old memes
>get a feel for the board
>start posting
>take a break from 4chan
>come back to see /r9k/ deleted and reinstated
>suddenly feels, feels everywhere
>but we had shiggy diggy and bursts into treats so it was alright
at least we still kept the greentexts and well-detailed posts, even if it is mostly depressing whiny bullshit most of the time

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>>35454069
Hier ist mein Hat. Aber,wie machst du ein thread auf Deutsch ?

>>35454185
sorry boss don't speak German, im just a big DJ Mape Fan

>>35454246
I just know few words of german.

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And here's her snapchat

what the fuck kind of name is billianna

I don't want a gf. And I don't watch anime.

And I think it's mean that you're posting her here like bait for the sharks, she's going to receive some mean and unwanted messages because of this. A true autist understands that being bombarded by social bullshit is not pleasant unless you're a turbo Chad/Stacey.

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>>35454012
>tfw no beta orbiter to mooch food from

>>35454012
Oh dear... that's one miserable looking dinner.

>got cockblocked by another girl when i was going to ask a girl for her number

i don't have friends, so that's why im here instead on zucbook

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>Judges others for spending all their time on 4chan or playing vidya

>spends all their time on Zuccbook, Snapstagram, and Instachat

>>35453987
this is a really shitty thread but is that like fucking nose porn or something seriously what the fuck dude

>>35453961
dick in vagina counts m8, you're good

You were naked and attempted to have intercourse. Penetration was achieved.
Virginity does not specify the quality of the sex, merely that it was never had.
You had sex.
You are not a virgin.

Enjoy not being able to feel the pity or possibly get the virgin-hunter fuck because "technically one time" even though you may as well still be.

>>35453988
>>35454005
Even if it didn't go in? She was tight so there was no mercy. I don't want that miserable embarrassing night to be considered the first time I had sex.

everyone chop there body off

im so alone its friday and i cant make a new thread on r nine k but no one is replying to my current one i just want to talk even if its about waifus or the power rangers reboot or undertale

Hey it's late here and I'm phoneposting,but how's it going ?
Nice rhymes btw

>>35453932
What's up Anon?? How are you feeling

>>35453932
Keep having heart palpitations. Haha pretty sure it's nothing haha.

>>35453932
I feel like no matter how hard I try I will still never have what I want. Makes me paranoid tbqh. No gf no job no pride here

>>35453849
Depends on how much you've written. If you haven't written anything suicide is pretty much the only solution.

What's it about?

orgigisg

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>>35453849
>nine word shitpost due before suicide
>haven't started

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>>35453828
let me plow that boipussy

>>35453845
i dont think that would help!
real advice only, please!

You're probably not you massive fucking attention whore.